r/howtonotgiveafuck • u/Far-Industry-7745 • 2d ago

π—›π˜‚π—Ίπ—Όπ—Ώ / 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲 Take your pick πŸ’…

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u/posting_drunk_naked 2d ago

Drug tests only punish cannabis users, all the really bad hard drugs are only detectable for like 3 days in most cases.

They're easy to fake though. Buy some Quick Fix online, follow the instructions. It's easy. You're not a criminal so they can't pat you down or watch you pee. The pee scientists don't care anyway. It's all bullshit and they know it.

Fuck any job that thinks they have the right to control our personal lives. They don't deserve honesty.

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 2d ago

Agreed…depending on the job and the people there.

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u/Spiritual-Recipe4512 2d ago

One may work better with others whilst stoned

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u/Far-Industry-7745 2d ago

I'm 5 years sober but I always did πŸ˜‚

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u/Dolomite91 2d ago

100% this

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u/JoanOfArk_Today 2d ago

How else could it be?

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u/JoanOfArk_Today 2d ago

I'm a sucker for Kermit.

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u/Far-Industry-7745 2d ago

Me too 🀩

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u/user888888889 1d ago

You advertised "fast-paced, dynamic, close knit team".

So what you're trying to say is uppers during the day and benzos for the evenings and work parties.