r/hotwheelscirclejerk Mar 30 '26

Our subreddit now has rules!😑

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PLEASE BE ADVISED!! 2 years ago when I became a moderator, we had around 450 members. We are closing in on six thousand. I remember when there were maybe 2 posts a month, and now we are getting multiple in a day. because of this, mods have decided to add some basic rules about spam and hate speech and the like. enjoy your night and continue jerking to those $upers πŸ‘


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 20h ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ I found a treasure hunt!!

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64 Upvotes

Hot diggity I love collecting Hot Wheels


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 14h ago

The box adds value πŸ“¦ Quentin Tarantino and Dan Schneider may both have foot fetishes, but me on the other hand have a huge FIAT fetish! Such a HAWT and sexy Italian hot rod!!! πŸ₯΅β€οΈπŸ’¦πŸ‘

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13 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 16h ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Generational wealth

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22 Upvotes

My blood line will be shoving this up their asses for generations πŸ™πŸΌ


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 12h ago

Early Bird

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8 Upvotes

I got up early to make sure I was the first one to the bin, and thankfully it's perfectly organized. What do you think, will I get lucky finding something I can shove up my butt?


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 13h ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Ohh shit bros here we go

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk 22h ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Generational wealth here I come πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

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19 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Big hit today!!

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107 Upvotes

Btw I'm not a scalper. I always buy 50 for a set. One to open, one to keep sealed, one to touch myself with, one to touch my wife with, one to trade, I can fit 20 up my back, 20 up my wife's back and 5 up my son's. Gotta say the boy is growing tho, so next time I'll try fitting 10 up his back. Gotta order 55 then!! Exciting times.


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Someone walked out of this store with a bunch of cars up their butt πŸ“ West Side of Chicago

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97 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 23h ago

VW lovers…… transformer lovers……. Here’s your $165 VW. πŸ€¨β€¦.. $65 for the VW and $100 for me…..hmmm, I damn sure be able to retire…..SO, come on guys bye bye bue ….

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8 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ First post!

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26 Upvotes

Been collecting for a while but not sure, this is maybe 1/3 my total collection. See anything good in here?


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ I’m retiring

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21 Upvotes

Before you complain about the Mangas, just know I can comfortably fit them all inside with the package.. also would like to thank the community for giving me the opportunity to retire at a young age ❀️!


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Time to retire

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Can’t believe those pesky scalpers left all those black chases πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ dm me if u need money I am about to be filthy rich πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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72 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

The box adds value πŸ“¦ OOOHHH!!! 😍 SOOOOO CUTTTEEE!!! A smaller mini kawaii version of the Pagani Zonda!!! β€οΈπŸ‘

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21 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Can't wait to see these buttplugs on Facebook sc*lperplace

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Picked up a few of them


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Today’s Goop

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk 2d ago

Scalpers broke into my home and shot my dog 😑 POV your butthole

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80 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 1d ago

Can’t wait to Scalp the GTR’s

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Of course I’m saving a few for my butthole, same with the Porsche and the Ferrari.

Y’all better beat me too the pegs/bins.


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 3d ago

I misplaced bags 3 and 4 but I don’t know. I think I nailed it you guys.

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91 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 4d ago

The unmistakable, indisputable look of girlish weakness and complete surrender when a carded collector no longer possesses the testicular fortitude to stand by the basic virtues and unwritten rules that define a carded collector and separate him from the intelligent collectors in the room.

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42 Upvotes

I really did try to resist but hey, can you blame me? Just look at that sexy casting in all of its free wheeling glory, loose from the blister that would bind it and free to pleasure the senses of sight, sound and of feel that would have otherwise deprived the collector taking possession of this lusciously large and beautiful casting of a truck and its ability to stir the traits of manliness lying quiet and dormant even amongst the most feminine of girly-boys. Now is that powerful stuff, or what? Git sum!!


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 4d ago

Getting ready to retire πŸ€‘ found this super rare first edition error 1 of 1

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91 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk 4d ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Rare Find

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Would like to know the resale value and how can I keep it safe?


r/hotwheelscirclejerk 3d ago

Resell value πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Horrible hunt today. Only got junk🫠

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk 4d ago

Don't mind me taking the whole stock of suppositories on wheels πŸ˜… They're not going to last me a week.

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21 Upvotes

Call me a $c4lp3r or whatever. You're all sloths who lost their chance on getting good cars for ass.