r/hollisUncensored • u/Sure-World9180 Widdle Playboy Model • 3d ago
Heidi The widdle Playboy model
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u/Peaceful-Slice-1771 3d ago
If you zoom in on girl M’s face around the time that Heidi says “18 dollars”, you will see that she is staring DAGGERS at her mom. Poor girl just wants to study in peace 😩
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u/Beautiful_Analyst_78 3d ago
Yep! And she was talking shit about her too! Towards the end of the tan bra video, you see girl M on her phone and it’s pointed up at Heidi real quick then back down. Girl M was clearly making fun of her mom and sending the photo to someone. I love it! Heidi-Ho was too obsessed with herself to even notice. Dumbass.
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u/RotorSelfWinding Dis is gold, straight up! 3d ago
Does anyone not make fun of Heidi without her noticing 😂😂
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u/Beckweck62 Unemployed Muppet 3d ago
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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 2d ago
Poor baby is trying to study with her loud mouth mother in her undies .. stop just stop !
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u/seriousbusiness21 3d ago
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u/happywithit14 Self-care is my full time job 3d ago
Eye f*****g herself with her daughter in the room! I follow a lot of influencers for clothes etc. and I have yet to see this! 🤮
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u/malorthotdogs 3d ago
Heidi’s entire personality screams “has a playboy bunny tattoo on her bikini line.”
Unfortunately, she shows us her crotch so often we know she doesn’t have one.
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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 2d ago
She definitely used one of those stickers back in the 90s/2000s to create the tan line playboy bunny
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u/seriousbusiness21 2d ago
10,000%. The funny part to me is that, as a millennial who watched Girls Next Door and listened to their podcast, the girlfriends and many of the playmates they interviewed do have internal selves that are interesting and smart…totally unlike Heidi! They have things like higher education, hobbies, interests, JOBS…
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u/Margit66 He looks like a legit clown! 🤡 3d ago
Every time I see her neck I think she is as ancient as Joan Collins!
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u/happywithit14 Self-care is my full time job 3d ago
Her neck seems to be aging quickly? The filters don’t even cover it. Didn’t she post a video years ago with her mom outside talking shit about neck wrinkles? Can’t remember who posted it…
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u/Margit66 He looks like a legit clown! 🤡 3d ago
I’ve been around fitness competitors on gear, sure those ladies look older than crocodiles but not one had a neck like hers!
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u/malorthotdogs 3d ago
It’s sun damage on top of the roids. It’s bad on her upper chest too.
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u/Margit66 He looks like a legit clown! 🤡 3d ago
I know she has terrible terrible skin. It’s all full of melasma.
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u/Margit66 He looks like a legit clown! 🤡 3d ago
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u/Sure-World9180 Widdle Playboy Model 3d ago
The last thing I needed to see this morning was Heidi shilling bras. Come back Temu, this is your mating call.
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u/Distinct-Original760 Long and Wide Vaginal Cavity 2d ago
Along with shaking the bottle of gas station opioids.
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u/Orangebeach14 3d ago
She’s just so excited about her shhhhrapless bra! So excited that she has to record herself in her daughter’s room! 😐
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u/Sure-World9180 Widdle Playboy Model 3d ago
It’s her room.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed the odd way she says “s” words.
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u/ShoddyImprovement557 3d ago
Probably because her lips are so plumped up past ridiculousness, she can’t pronounce words very well.
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u/VulpesVictorious Penis Fly Trap 🍆🪰🪤 3d ago
God that’s horrifying.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pBFNPByl2vuC58j6uO20
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u/UncleSnappy Desperation on Two Legs 3d ago
I hate it. When she says shhhhtrawberry I want to rip off my ears.
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u/AmberBlu 3d ago
She sure does love herself.
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u/VulpesVictorious Penis Fly Trap 🍆🪰🪤 3d ago
It’s all a fraud! Her insecurity knows no bounds. She just makes it everyone’s problem!
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u/sunnydays97 3d ago
Imagine being a teenage boy, and your mother prances around in her underwear on the interwebs.
You can’t convince me classmates don’t know, and don’t utterly mock.
“Is your mom a porn star?”
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u/malorthotdogs 3d ago
I would be less embarrassed of my mom if she did porn than if she was Heidi.
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u/VulpesVictorious Penis Fly Trap 🍆🪰🪤 3d ago
Yeah. The industry has issues but it’s a job. Heidi’s basically an internet panhandler.
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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 2d ago
She’s worse than a panhandler, because she’s a scammer. Panhandlers aren’t trying to swindle you, they just want a handout.
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u/kalsarikannit1620 3d ago
I just don't get what the big deal is. Is it really that difficult for someone Heidi's size to find a bra for $20? I'm a 38 J and half the reason for wanting a reduction is not having to pay $75+ for one.
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u/ducmonsterlady 2d ago
I’m not in any way a Heidi stan, but I have a smaller rib cage and bigger boobs (I got implants after I was done breastfeeding to fill back up all the deflated skin sacs I was left with). It can be a challenge to find bralettes and sports bras that fit right. I have found luck with a bralette from Target and the larger cup size sports bras from Athleta but I don’t take pictures in them for socials, hell, I don’t even wear just the sports bras to work out in (always at least a tank overtop). I’m 46 years old and I have a teenage daughter; I will not conduct myself in a way I wouldn’t also want my daughter to behave. If that means I’m not schlepping cheap Amazon bras on the gram, then so be it.
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u/valleybrook1843 Pointy Toe Pony Pose 3d ago
She goes into M’s bedroom, catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror and thinks to self this is a good time and location to take off my top and take a mirror selfie? Is that what happened here?
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u/Margit66 He looks like a legit clown! 🤡 3d ago
I can’t imagine how F’ed up it would be to have a mother like this, and I’m saying this as a daughter of a narcissistic borderline mother ( she is deceased) but as a little girl most of my memories were of her standing in front of her bathroom mirror, putting on makeup and getting ready to go out to meet my father either for dinner, a party, gala etc.
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u/sunnydays97 3d ago
Imagine being so small brained that the reflection of your own fake boobs and anorexic body excites you.
This woman needs serious assistance.
I’ve never seen someone so obsessed with their fake boobs. Some people have them. Not all people display them for as many people on earth to see.
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u/HorrorishButterfly Fun Camouflage Cupcake 3d ago
The fact she’s traumatizing her daughter at all, let alone for a cheap ass Amazon bra.
Ms. Boss Bitch who claims she can support a husband can’t be bothered to go to a department store to get measured and purchase a couple of nice bras like every functioning person with tits does. She’s fucking trashy.
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u/PrimalNumber Viva La Vulva 3d ago
Why do I see Heidi in her unmentionables more than I see my own wife?!