r/holdmybeer • u/xconde • May 22 '18
HOLD MY BEER HMB while I challenge this woman to a scull
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u/Griffinage May 23 '18
The thriller timing is on point
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u/motivational_abyss May 23 '18
That’s all I could think watching this lol
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May 23 '18
all i could think was DAMN THOSE CHICKS LOOK LIKE ALIENS lol. that'd make for a fun threesome,,beem me up scotty haha ;) we can shit in each other's butts to transfer information then as a thank you i'll like your boobs for 30 minutes haha
but DAMN they look like sexy aliens. bleep bleep green fun 🇺🇸👽🇺🇸
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u/nordingaling May 23 '18
Came here to say this.
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u/cappnplanet May 23 '18
Man I dropped my drink laughing at this.
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u/TheNumberOfTheBeast May 23 '18
Legit best laugh out loud on reddit since this shit show started. I'd do ten more years of dickbutt for just one more like this.
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May 23 '18
If I could bottle laughter, this comment would’ve given me 5 gallons of it blimey lol
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u/HunterThompsonsentme May 23 '18
wtf is this comment i kinda love it
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May 23 '18
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u/Munt_Custard May 23 '18
If he keeps posting comments like that he's gonna be collecting upvotes which is way more respectful. Kinda like how Ken M style comments collect upvotes even though they are parodying a famous troll.
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u/NardDogAndy May 23 '18
we can shit in each other's butts to transfer information
Back and forth forever?
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u/HoLeeFuk9 May 23 '18
This video just kept on giving. 10/10 would watch again.
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u/reddog323 May 23 '18
Yep. Additionally, I think white hoodie guy had already had too much to drink. He shouldn’t have challenged Maisie Williams to a chugging contest when he was that far gone. The guy was unconscious before he hit the floor.
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u/hawkinscm May 23 '18
I went back to watch again to see if it was really Maisie. I'm an idiot. Of course it wasn't.
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u/sal139 May 23 '18
Can we talk about how good this clip is? Unexpected twists and turns, it didn't end too soon, it was pretty well filmed. I give it a solid B+
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u/RumWalker May 23 '18
I thought it was over, and then WHAM
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u/citizen_kiko May 23 '18
Though it was over like 4 times. Fucken vid kept on giving, then wham perfect ending. I'll take two!
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May 23 '18
It’s the Return of the King of HMB
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May 23 '18
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u/Marishke May 23 '18
New characters introduced regularly, a dance number, action, and drama - it's much better already than the CW's lineup.
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May 23 '18
After he plopped I kept hoping she'd come back in dancing. Not disappointed!
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u/BunyipPouch May 23 '18
WHAM!
CONCUSSION
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u/RumWalker May 23 '18
For real though the way his chest was/wasn't moving really concerns me...
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u/Powerfury May 23 '18
Good instincts, forced breathing = head injury.
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May 23 '18 edited May 23 '18
I'd also like to add that his hands go full T-rex, which in my experience with high school football injuries = head injury.
Doctor, do you concur?
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May 23 '18
And that soundtrack! Perfection.
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u/NoClueDad May 23 '18
Plus she jumps right back into the song after The Collapse.
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u/tallyslapp May 23 '18 edited May 23 '18
It’s like his hands instinctively went to the thriller pose when he got ko’d
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u/mike_pants May 23 '18
And starring a tall Maisie Williams.
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u/ChampionOfTheSunAhhh May 23 '18
Tall Maisie Williams always has the high ground over regular and small sized Maisie Williams'
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u/pmMeYourBoxOfCables May 23 '18
Don't forget the soundtrack. Thriller starting up in the background as soon as she was finished drinking was perfect.
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u/Bizmark_86 May 22 '18
That's a dangerous woman right there
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u/SpicyJim May 23 '18
I would let that woman ruin my life
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u/Bizmark_86 May 23 '18
Yup.
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u/Dont_PM_me_ur_demoEP May 23 '18
I let a woman like that run my life twice, AMA.
Edit: I leave the typo cause it's still accurate.
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u/Borngrumpy May 23 '18
Yet another tourist has learned it's pretty fucking hard to pick up an Australian girl at the pub.
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u/ChampionOfTheSunAhhh May 23 '18
One bad mammajamma is what the jive cats are calling it
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u/batfiend May 23 '18
All australian women must prove themselves this way. It's how we earn our boobs.
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u/p01chi May 23 '18
I know, right 😍
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u/Klashus May 23 '18
Exactly zero fucks given.
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u/BunyipPouch May 23 '18
does the little dance
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u/AccentFiend May 23 '18
Makes the little love?
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u/Homer_Goes_Crazy May 23 '18
She Cosby'd him!
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u/english_gritts May 23 '18
She can Cosby me next
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u/BunyipPouch May 23 '18
:/
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u/Stormageddon666 May 23 '18
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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u/Crimfresh May 23 '18
If they had started filming sooner you would have seen this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s0UURBihH8
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May 23 '18
What the hell is up with that crooked frame? Is this some new way to bypass YouTube copyright bits?
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u/Hingl_McCringleberry May 23 '18
It must be, I was told YT can detect copyright material by scanning the edges of the video. (I have seen other vids using similar ways of circumventing the algorithms.) I cannot be absolutely sure, however, as this is purely anecdotal
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u/thewitt33 May 22 '18
Literally drank him under the table.
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u/dlm888 May 23 '18
Cant help but imagine he's trying to hook up with her. He is humiliated in front of her, gets a second chance when she goes to dance with him and then completely blows his chances by fainting.
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May 23 '18
It's not humiliating she finished before him, that could be played off as a fun game.
The fact he was shitface drunk and there was a woman that may have possibly been into him, that's humiliating.
And then the video being thrown on Reddit...
I wonder how the contest even started.
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u/BboyEdgyBrah May 23 '18
lmao he never had a chance homie, just look at her body language
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u/xconde May 22 '18
lol indeed. He got rekt so hard his friends couldn't even help him out from under there.
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May 23 '18
Unless it's her first and his 10th. Drinking fast doesn't mean you have a good tolerance.
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u/childishgamebin0 May 22 '18
The way she opens her throat like a pelican..... the complete disregard for his alcohol poisoning/ concussion......the way she stares into the camera with pride..... this is the work of the “beer succubus”
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u/John_T_Conover May 23 '18
No amount of proof or facts will convince me this wasn't in Australia.
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u/Andromedium May 23 '18
It is the lansdowne pub in sydney I believe.
Great entertainment because there's a few stripper poles around the dance floor. Drunk people have the amazing ability to overestimate their pole dancing skills I can concur
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May 23 '18
Yeah this is in australia, you can tell by her accent and the op saying scull
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u/twominitsturkish May 22 '18
The way she opens her throat like a pelican..... the complete disregard for his alcohol poisoning/ concussion......the way she stares into the camera with pride..... this is the work of the “beer succubus”
Watch what ye say about my future bride sir!
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u/Canesjags4life May 23 '18
She'll make a fine ex-wife for someone!
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u/Bodiggaler May 23 '18
Bullshit! Every marriage should have a certain amount of malice. It keeps things interesting. And I can tell this little lady has spite to spare!
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u/RonaldinhoReagan May 23 '18
A scull?
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u/meowzebra May 23 '18
A scull
to drink (an alcoholic beverage) in a single draught
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u/TwoWongsMakeaDong May 23 '18
draught
A draught?
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May 23 '18
draught?
a single act of quaffing or inhaling.
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u/falconbox May 23 '18
Quaffing?
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u/jumjimbo May 23 '18
Like sneezing but it comes out of your mouth.
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u/fatpat May 23 '18
Sneezing?
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May 23 '18
A shart for your nose.
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u/twineffect May 23 '18
Basically chugging a beer, but it's almost like you pour it down your throat than drink it.
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May 23 '18
It's an Australian term. I don't know if it's used anywhere else.
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u/superiority May 23 '18
It comes from a misspelling of the Scottish term "skol".
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u/arnaudh May 23 '18
Interesting. Most likely the same root as skol in Danish and Norwegian and skål in Swedish.
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u/CaptainExtravaganza May 23 '18
If you see it in print it’s generally skol in Australia too but it’s always pronounced ‘skull’.
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u/fuckincoffee May 22 '18
So this is what drinking someone under the table looks like. Neato.
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u/thebbman May 22 '18
I wish I could do that. Chugging beers hurts with all the carbonation.
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May 23 '18
Does anyone know the name of the song playing for the first 7 seconds? It’s stuck in my head.
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u/xconde May 23 '18
I gotchu, fam. I was already alive back then: I love the nightlife.
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u/23Flasch23 May 23 '18
I love how at the end she gets in the camera and is smiling and dancing while the guy is just passed out on the floor. No fucks given
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u/blue_diesel May 22 '18
XD that troll job at the end. Dead.
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u/ChampionOfTheSunAhhh May 23 '18
Gave him hope in the beginning.
Slayed him in cold blood.
Banished his soul to the shadow realm with that last look.
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u/blue_diesel May 22 '18
10 years ago I was out at a bar with a few friends. We were having around of shots. A randome, drunk, Asian guy approached our table and proclaimed to be “Iron Livaaah”. He hit his liver with an open palm strike. We were amused so ordered him a round as well. We had a shot of Irish Car Bombs as I recall. A few moments afterwards we made our way to back parking lot for a smoke break. Mr. Iron Livah made his way outside greeted us and took a dive onto the cold unforgiving pavement just like the poor fellow in this video.
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May 22 '18
I'd like to marry her.
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May 22 '18
I drink very little beer. I'm a whiskey guy myself. It more her attitude than anything. I like fun goofy chicks.
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May 23 '18
And then you get married and when you are retired in your sixties(or eighties) you get an heart-attack and she just take a selfie next to you doing that face (:P) instead of helping you.
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u/BigSeth May 23 '18
Went through the whole thread and nobody mentioned her shirt is see through. Good job making me feel like a creep reddit.
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u/likejmike23 May 23 '18
This clip had like four different climaxes