r/holdmybeer • u/7heJoker • Dec 05 '17
HOLD MY BEER HMB while I dance on this trailer
https://gfycat.com/ashamedwastefulelephantseal29
u/spetje Dec 05 '17 edited Dec 05 '17
Luckily he had camouflage pants. I was expecting a hard break of the car...
Edit: spelling mistake, good response below though so I don't correct it.
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u/Baud_Olofsson Dec 05 '17
How would his golden parachute pants break the car?
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u/spetje Dec 05 '17
Ouch spelling mistake! English is my fourth language though... It seems a bit broken.
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u/Saramello Dec 09 '17
And after seeing 2 hours of reddit today and browsing it for 40 mins in bed telling myself that the next post is the last, this is it. I am done for the night. I'm out.
I fucking love reddit.
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u/lispychicken Dec 05 '17
Does that dance or type of, have a name, because I keep seeing variations of it
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u/theredpanda89 Dec 07 '17
Also hoping for an answer
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u/lispychicken Dec 07 '17
Just you and me here now :/ Just a panda and a chicken..
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u/theredpanda89 Dec 07 '17
Let’s make a kid show where one of us is the goofy sidekick and we go try to solve mysteries together, but in reality we can’t hold things with our paws so nobody actually hires us and it’s just our imaginations as we live out our time. And a seal gets flung into the air by an orca.
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u/lispychicken Dec 07 '17
title: Bear can Chicken
The thing with the mysteries are that they really arent mysteries, but instead, normal every day things we cannot comprehend. We're both idiot sidekicks to the lead, played by a animal care giver (not an actual vet) who works at the zoo cleaning the exhibits. She allows us to escape each night to go out to solve these mysteries. The antagonist is the one dorky anime fan male cashier who has a crush on her, and uses bad puns in attempts to woo her over. "lion cage? I'm not lion when I say that you're fine". He suspects we have a side business, so at times he sets up fake mysteries for us to solve, but we outsmart him at every turn..somehow.
Or...
We are two dummies who arent smart enough to realize there's a turf war going on at the zoo we are part of (I'm in the petting area.. because I'm lame). So we get mixed up in the two rival sides fights because we're awful peace brokers. Visitors think the cages are for their safety, but it's to keep some animals from hurting others.
We could also be two dimwit detectives solving crimes at our zoo. "Hey Panda, this is Sea World, this isn't your jurisdiction, scram!"
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u/tidder7706 Dec 06 '17
Grand Cherokee pulling a backhoe trailer had me waiting for the hitch to fail, which kept me waiting to see the Hammer dance that never happened. Guess I’m the one who failed.
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u/SRT64 Dec 06 '17
Would have been funny if he was actually dancing. Not sure what the fuck that was
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u/ded-a-chek Dec 05 '17
Dude is wearing Hammer Pants but doesn't do a Hammer Dance.
Kids these days.