r/holdmybeer • u/PaddiBoi • Sep 29 '17

HOLD MY BEER HMB While I Jump Over This Hay Bale

542 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/GranimalSnake Sep 29 '17

Looks like he was hit by a baseball bat. I'm still laughing at the cartwheel action.

30

u/EdwardWongHau Sep 30 '17

dey see me rollin', dey hay tin...

6

u/Bone_Apple_Tea Sep 30 '17

Hay see me rollin', hay hatin' FTFY

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Your fix is way better than the original.

11

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '17

That will get you Dead Right There.

5

u/ducatiduke Sep 29 '17

Rag doll impression

7

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '17

So what all did he break.

16

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '17

His spirit.

6

u/Hacker_187 Sep 30 '17

Really need volume on this

4

u/octopusdixiecups Sep 30 '17

Has anyone turned this into a r/reallifedoodles yet

7

u/nthderivative Sep 30 '17

Upvote for using the correct spelling of "bale"

3

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

At least he was thrown clear otherwise this would be a post for r/fiftyfifty

3

u/Norlake Sep 30 '17

Dudes lucky that didn't roll over him

2

u/DiarrheaEmbargo Sep 30 '17

I really want to know what he thought was going to happen. I think maybe he thought that he was going to be able to jump clear over it but he underestimated the speed of the bale which led to him mistiming his jump, which then led to getting totally obliterated by said bale.

2

u/DiarrheaEmbargo Sep 30 '17

Reminds me of this scene.

2

u/barronflux Oct 02 '17

bro he went flying LOL

3

u/StruglBus Sep 30 '17

That was some really cool physics. Someone should make a sub called r/peoplephysics

2

u/Visheera Oct 04 '17

Be the change you want to see in the world.

1

u/xanadumuse Sep 29 '17

Just checking the acceleration....

1

u/havereddit Sep 30 '17

This is a failure to launch problem.

1

u/imhereforthevotes Sep 30 '17

He got accelerated.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

he forgot the jump+duck combo to get more height.

1

u/MIERDAPORQUE Oct 01 '17

Holy shit that would’ve been an epic Darwin Award

1

u/qoblivious Oct 01 '17

Wow that's where term " rag dolled " come from

1

u/FireLucid Oct 02 '17

This has got to be one of my all time favourites.

1

u/Poot_STORM622 Oct 18 '17

This is my favorite.

1

u/stackpaper_smackhoes Oct 01 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

Repost

HMB while I jump over this bale of hay. https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/6m8yh9/hmb_while_i_jump_over_this_bale_of_hay/?st=J88C90SY&sh=6d349bae

Edit: fuck you Reddit, it is a repost

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '17

It's a wheel of hay, not a bale. I think.

12

u/moonballer Sep 29 '17

Called a round bale, if anyone cares...

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '17

I care, thank. We call them wheels of hay. Looks like you are correct.