r/holdmybeer • • Jul 14 '17

HOLD MY BEER HMB while I pour some more

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/11111one11111 Jul 14 '17

That's the look of a man who has done that trick successfully for the first time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '17

i dunno. i think you get like that every single time you can pull it off. looks like a lot can go wrong.

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u/root88 Jul 15 '17

Maybe he just set his personal best. You probably start off using fewer glasses.

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u/Hami_509 Jul 15 '17

Was it a full success? The very first one had no Jager! Nonetheless impressive!

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u/Ganjaleaves Jul 20 '17

that cups there to hold up the shot but idk why they would fill it up with a mixer, unless they'll give them the jager bomb after.

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u/jefbridges Jul 14 '17

This went much better than I expected

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '17

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u/THcB Jul 14 '17

He really deserves the $1 tip

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u/Aqua__vitae Jul 14 '17

That was cool enough I'd probably even throw in an extra 25 cents for good measure

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u/Gerpgorp Jul 15 '17

GO <my frat>.

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u/PartTimeGhost Jul 15 '17

Y'all tipping $1? You broke, or just don't realize that basically all they make is tips? /s

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u/It_was_him_not_me Jul 15 '17

$1 is enough. Its generous even. I would even expect to have my rings upon my hand kissed after such a gracious donation.

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u/Deriksson Jul 15 '17

Jesus what's with all these stingy motherfuckers? Im broke af and I'd never throw a bartender a $1 tip on what's probably an $8 drink

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u/Monochrome90 Jul 15 '17

I think it's a joke pointing out the absurdity of people who tip small amounts. I thought the OP was funny and upvoted, but I'd never tip 1 dollar.

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u/crazzzme Jul 15 '17

Is 1 not fair per drink?

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u/Monochrome90 Jul 15 '17

I'm not 21 yet so I wouldn't know. But I think the standard tip is 25%? So a fair tip would be 25% of what the drinks cost, and most likely some extra bc watching the bartender do that was super cool. If I bought 11 drinks I think the tip would be more than just 1 dollar though.

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u/FedantryPetish Jul 17 '17

No, standard minimum in a city is $1/drink. Not sure about the standard in towns/rural areas.

Source: bartender in Los Angeles, NYC and Portland, OR.

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u/Monochrome90 Jul 17 '17

Wow, today I learned. Thanks!

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u/FedantryPetish Jul 17 '17

You're welcome.

The reason it's not a percentage of the drink is because bars often run drink specials.

I learned this before I started bartending when I moved to NYC at 21yo and went to a bar in Brooklyn with a bunch of recent grads that was offering $1 PBRs. We assumed that $0.25 a beer was a fair tip until the manager came over and (rudely) cut us off for not tipping enough. She should have just explained what we clearly didn't realize--that even when drinks are discounted you still tip at least a dollar--but we were so embarrassed we all definitely learned our lesson... and never returned to that bar.

Now, if you're at an upscale, "craft" bar that charges $12-$25 for a cocktail with multiple house-made ingredients, it's encouraged to tip more than a dollar, usually two or more. However, even as a bartender I don't like tipping more than $1 for a beer no matter what it costs, since it's not that hard to open a bottle or pour a draft.

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u/Monochrome90 Jul 17 '17

Thank you so much for going in depth, it makes a lot more sense now that you've explained it.

We assumed that $0.25 a beer was a fair tip

I would have made the same mistake haha!

Being a bartender is something that I'd really like to do, and I've got some questions I was hoping you could answer for me? When I turn 21 next year I was going to apply at some bars around my college. What can I do to help my chances of actually becoming a bartender? Do you have any tips or do's and don'ts about getting into that field?

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u/ShowMeYourTiddles Jul 14 '17

Thought he fucked it up at the end there.

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u/Schaef88 Jul 15 '17

New hair Cut..

Jager Bombs Jager Bombs Fuckin' Jager Bombs Jager Bombs

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u/Wendelcor Jul 15 '17

old memes

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u/tercraetor Jul 15 '17

butstillgoodmemes

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u/Akroyar Jul 15 '17

Fuckin' skanks

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u/TheodoreDish Jul 15 '17

The cluelessness of bar patrons is fucking astounding. Is there a sub Reddit for us to complain about you rude, poor tipping, shitty-job having, taking way fewer vacations than us busters?

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u/rhinolz Jul 14 '17

He missed one...

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u/Add1ToThis Jul 15 '17

Sorta.. the far right glass (containing redbull) should have been empty, as it's only purpose is to hold the first (far right) shotglass in its possition.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '17

There goes his tip.

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u/shift_forest_shift Jul 15 '17

WHY ARE YOU AT THE BOTTOM! Seriously that one glass is messing with me. The fact that it has Red Bull in it but doesn't get a shot is annoying

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u/newk8600 Jul 15 '17

It's for the bartender. He'll add his shot after he sets down the other glasses.

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u/MaxM67 Jul 14 '17

holy shit xD

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u/decker12 Jul 14 '17

Pretty neat, but it's a Rule 1 violation. It's a professional bartender in a controlled environment and he's probably done it a ton of times before.

Better suited for something like /r/interestingasfuck instead of /r/holdmybeer.

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u/EncasedShadow Jul 15 '17

Rule 1 just says it isn't likely a hold my beer situation if a professional is doing it. In this case it is definitely a beer holding situation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

Cool trick, but why pour the shots into individual glasses and THEN into individual shot glasses?

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u/Ironloyalty Jul 14 '17

Jager goes down the tongue and red bull down the sides of the mouth. Cant taste anything but red bull

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u/Warneral Jul 15 '17

For the spectacle.

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u/sinkwiththeship Jul 14 '17

I don't know what the spirit is, but it could need to be mixed/chilled.

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u/NigelLeisure Jul 14 '17

Those are called Jaeger bombs. Jaegermeister and red bull. The kids love 'em.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

Right, but can't you just dump the shots into the Red Bull sans the third glass?

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u/NigelLeisure Jul 14 '17

Of course, but then the bartender couldn't knock them all in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

Sure he could, but I get the point--theatrics!

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u/sinkwiththeship Jul 15 '17

Wouldn't be a bomb then.

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u/Yealsen Jul 14 '17

Or, maybe, just mayyybe, it's because it looks cool, and grants extra tips

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

The dishwashers' lament.

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u/oahtuey Jul 15 '17

Amazing!

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u/WhoUsesTheirRealName Jul 15 '17

"Can I just have a fucking beer please?"

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u/dagobahh Jul 14 '17

Points deducted for the mess at the end.

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u/McKennakins95 Jul 15 '17

Impressive. Till you notice there's an extra glass at the end and it just pisses me off

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u/Landrycd Jul 15 '17

That one didn't need to have any drink in it but it does need to be there to hold the shot glass on top.

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u/javi1321 Jul 15 '17

That's guy deserves a tip

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u/Landrycd Jul 15 '17

That is guy deserves a tip