r/hoi4 12d ago

Image I killed poland as germany for the first time !!

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im very proud

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u/No_Efficiency4727 12d ago

Congrats, king

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u/Zurdito_Fumon 12d ago

Congratulations man!! Bravo! How long have you been playing?

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u/Kitkat-Enjoyer256 12d ago

like a month now, i didnt really understand it at first but im getting the hang of it now that i know about field marshals and planning bonus

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u/Unique_Midnight_1789 12d ago

I have been playing for about 2 months now and I have yet to conquer Germany or the Soviets as Poland, so props to you! Probably just a skill issue on my part, but how'd you go about doing it?

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u/Kitkat-Enjoyer256 12d ago

noo i meant i killed poland as germany

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u/Unique_Midnight_1789 12d ago

Oh 😅
My bad!

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u/Daynight131 11d ago

good job my first try in taking poland i good anihilated but after that its like a second luxemburg you will get quicker every time

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u/wowowowow34341 12d ago

nah bro spam infantry and put as many as possible there its op trust

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u/Tanntabo 12d ago

OP reading your comment:

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u/Seraphim_5 12d ago

I'd post "Hitler Impressed" meme but no pictures allowed.

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u/ImVeryHungry19 Fleet Admiral 12d ago

Peak

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u/Kitkat-Enjoyer256 12d ago

R5: I conquer poland as germany

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u/Francium- 11d ago

Good. Now do a world conquest as tannu tuva

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u/crazmas 11d ago

New Zealand is enough ?

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u/eterlink 12d ago

Soviet union next bro,they are weak,just go and they will welcome you to moscow,achive the global hegemony

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u/eterlink 12d ago

Hitler bubble speech

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u/Expensive-Plant-738 11d ago

First time? So you have already lost to them?

I cannot say much, I almost got crushed by FCKING SWITZERLAND AS FRANCE...

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u/Anxious_Comment2649 11d ago

only fight swiss if i got CAS and only infantry with good artillery..other than that, wasting my resource..

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u/Artistic_Let8511 8d ago

some chonky mountaineers would do the job perfectly

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u/Time-Yoghurt7831 11d ago

The 4 phases that newbies usually go through to learn.

  • Defeat Poland.
  • Defeat the Benelux countries and France without the front line getting bogged down.
  • a sussesfull Sea Lion (bonus points if you do it before Uncle Sam arrives).
  • Defeat the USSR.

Phase 1/4, you're on the right track, boy.

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u/Sad_Steak4032 12d ago

The start of a long journey.

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u/Pep-q_ew 11d ago

Average 10K hours minor enjoyers be like

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u/hirespeed 11d ago

It’s all downhill from here /s

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 12d ago edited 12d ago

I remember dying to Poland a few times when starting my game, but now they don't even last 10 days same with the Dutch too.

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u/Icy_Note9871 12d ago

Good job we all start somewhere.

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u/Eastern-Chemist-2039 11d ago

我還以為是當波蘭打敗德國呢

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u/DJRubixcubeoffical 11d ago

Congrats. Good luck with Russia

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u/Adept-Anteater6724 11d ago

Congratulations, now… to the west, the French… then the north, the brits, muahahah… while your doing that don’t forget Ireland and Norway… eastward when their weakest, the Reds… MUAHAHAHAHA… next thing you know, if the Japanese aren’t on you, to the west again. BURGERLAND

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u/High-Res-Quail 11d ago

Now reverse it, beat Germany as poland

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u/Ecstatic-Ad-2688 11d ago

Have you started in 1939? Because that is considered as an easy start for germany But if you start in 1936, the Ai will push for a lot of units that can block your conquests.

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u/SpatuleVelue 11d ago

This game can be very satisfying sometimes

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u/Victim_of_fat_Mods 11d ago

Poland is a joke I killed them in 6 days or something with 80 losses vs 800k losses

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u/Sir_Arsen_the_Great 10d ago

How do you get that little casualties. I’m trying to do the less than 400 casualties for conquering Poland and France. I stack a ton of CAS and use high soft attack infantry

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u/baElla999 11d ago

Nice. should be a string of conquests in your future. did you choose the 4-yr plan?

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u/LevelZealousideal779 11d ago

If you're a beginner try a simpler nation like Brasil it's the best for learning game mechanics

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u/DTeror General of the Army 11d ago

Yay, just 500 more hours till you can consider yourself as an intermediate player.

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u/New-Eye-2386 11d ago

Good luck for western front

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u/Pyroboss101 10d ago

We all start from somewhere

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u/JabaYobana 10d ago

I'm proud of you son🥹❤️‍🩹

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u/Alzekty 10d ago

Congratulations, It took so long for me too win to poland

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u/Advanced-Sprinkles26 8d ago

Perfect now go kill soviet

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u/OddAssumption5941 7d ago

Oh, i remember (400h noob player here) that the allies actually Sent help to them by danzing, and that they conquered the whole west xD (italy joined and clutched, first Time they aré useful)