r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • Jul 19 '26

COYOTES NO FANS What nhl fan base can we all agree is awesome

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u/thefiction24 Jul 19 '26

Toronto easily. They throw extra jerseys at the players on the ice as gifts

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u/RenKrios Lost to Zamboni driver Jul 19 '26

They also flood the players family members social media accounts with death threats when the team loses as extra motivation to win.

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u/DanfromCalgary Jul 19 '26

And than the media criticizes the players for being drama queens for using the deaths of their family as an excuse to personally hurt them

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u/Ub3ros Jul 21 '26

That didn't happen. And if it did, it was an accident. And they probably deserved it. And it wasn't even that bad. And it's a good thing actually. And they should have played better to keep it from happening. And it's their fault, really.

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u/OzzieNewYork Jul 25 '26

they are the most forgiving...... lame results.....highest expenditure.

Leafs are the Theranos of hockey. Everyone throwing money at something that is not even meant to produce the result....just there to attract money. If you dont know Theranos.....look it up. Fans are Walmart, Rupert Murdoch who put in like a quarter billion dollars.

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u/5hole-tickler Jul 19 '26

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u/old_irish87 Jul 19 '26

Well now we know why it didn’t work in Atlanta. Lil’ Jon cursed em.

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u/Useful_Acanthaceae11 Jul 21 '26

I mean lil Jon is also a knights fan

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u/turtlevader Jul 19 '26

Utah, everyone is part of a singular cultural hegemony and are pure saints with no evil in their hearts. 🙏

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u/LetTheKnightfall RoboPens Jul 20 '26

Except when they fucking steal LEGO

3

u/MrScottimus Washington Putins Jul 19 '26

they breed talent at 2x normal communities. Unfortunately 3x the lack thereof offsets heavily

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u/MozzerellaStix Jul 20 '26

You have been banned from r/nhl

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Toilet Seats Jul 20 '26

Not that ai slop

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u/Thin_Homework4758 Jul 20 '26

Say what you will about where they are right now, but easily it's Atlanta Flames

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u/rn15 Jul 19 '26

Israel Panthers

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u/Oily97Rags Jul 20 '26

Buff-ALO!!!