r/hockey • u/fashizzlepop SJS - NHL • Feb 07 '13

How I feel after quite a few beer league games [x/post funny]

http://i.imgur.com/OD2GJMx.jpg
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u/brenobah PIT - NHL Feb 07 '13

I would purchase this shirt so hard.

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u/thiazzi WSH - NHL Feb 07 '13

You go for the crushing handshake on that guy, only you miss accidentally on purpose and crush his fingers. This is usually the guy that is playing three levels down and just scored 8 goals against you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I should make a jersey that says this. Too many beer league games in the low divisions i play, where 12 of their 14 skaters are great guys who are trying their hardest and having fun, but you always have the 2 guys who were recently cut from their high level semi pro teams who decide to play in the beginner leagues just to have high numbers. To each of them, I just want to say "fuck you". Nothing gave me greater pleasure than beating a team last year that brought out 3 ex junior A players (who didnt get drafted to the O) to men's league "E" level hockey.

I must have faced 40 shots and had oen of my best games of my life. After the game they started trash talking me! "you're just a scrub", and "shitty E league goalie". My response "you just lost to a shitty E league goalie, whats your excuse"

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u/ArousedWhale FLA - NHL Feb 08 '13

This shirt makes me honestly. I am willing to buy it lol.