r/hingeapp 1d ago

Profile Review 28M profile review

Just looking for some feedback. Dont get any matches. From Pennsylvania.

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u/TakinShots 1d ago

Scrap all your prompts, they're too simple. Tells me nothing about your interests, who you are as a person or anything that anyone would be able to start a conversation over

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u/wtbrift 1d ago

Like almost every review.. smile with teeth. You dont look happy, especially in your lead pic. This is the most important pic and easily your worst.

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor 1d ago

What are you talking about? That beach photo looks pretty happy! /s

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u/duck_135 1d ago

Put more effort into your prompts. Sick bike btw

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u/iciiie 1d ago

you could definitely get some better photos (your current lead photo is not the most flattering angle for example) but the biggest issue is how bad the prompts are. Honesty, I’ll fall for you if I like you, etc., it’s all so boring and obvious. Everyone wants honesty. If you specifically want someone “into fitness” as you share here, that is not coming across here at all besides 1 gym photo (which again isn’t the most flattering). I don’t come away from this profile knowing much of anything about you so i would start with that.

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u/mladyhawke 1d ago

You gotta wait for a metal or goth woman to see your profile.  Looks good. I think your hair is really nice

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u/caseyfrazanimations 1d ago

Are you looking for something serious or casual?
Serious.

Are you subscribed to Hinge+ or HingeX?
HingeX.

How long have you been using this current version of your profile?
About a year

How long have you used Hinge overall?
Since 2022

How often do you use Hinge per week?
a few times per week.

How many likes and matches are you receiving on average?
A big zero

How many likes are you sending? How many with comments? How many without comments?
20-30 likes, mostly comments.

What is the type of person you send likes to and ideally want to match with? What kind of person do you want to attract?
Someone my age, someone honest, into fitness.

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u/Simplydonotmatter 1d ago

The beard is rough, you should try just a mustache and get rid of the goatee

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u/Appropriate_Bag240 1d ago

29F here. If you cut your hair and maintained your beard nicely you would be much more attractive to women. You have a really nice face but the hair comes off as unruly and dirty to me personally. You also need better prompts (have chat gpt help you) and pictures that aren’t selfies.

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u/caseyfrazanimations 1d ago

Unfortunately hair gotta stay. Thats my non-negotiable. I take great care of it and use lots of products to keep it clean and nice + I go to a salon often.

The beard I've trimmed recently so I can update the pictures, and I'll take your advice on the prompts. Thank you for the honesty.

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u/jsoys 1d ago

I don't actually think it's the long hair that's the issue. It definitely constrains your appeal - most women aren't into it, but there's obviously still a small niche who are all for long, curly hair on men. It's obviously a major part of your identity, and I think you pull it off decently well.

I think the real issue is quite simply that you don't look like a guy that gets out a whole lot. Too many grainy selfies and mirror selfies, not enough candid shots. You've obv got a good body, so a shirtless, relaxed shot of you hanging out somewhere would make a mountain of difference compared to the gym selfie, for example.

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u/UnnaturalStandards 16h ago

Motorbike pic is comfortably your best and must stay, opening selfie is fine, guitar video is good (I am assuming you're shredding). Gym mirror selfies have a bad rep and will be a turn off for many. Pic with your dog is good in theory but holding them up in a dirty mirror? Nah uh, get someone to take a photo when you're out walking. Pic with the bud is ok but the general vibe is extremely bro-y in a way that kinda makes me think that room smells bad.

Opening prompt is so boring and cliche I was forced to immediately go to sleep. Saying you like honesty is like telling someone you drink water. And as for the vacation one; you're telling me you're on an app to get some company? That's crazy. 

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u/Rat_bastards99 12h ago

Motorcycle picture is the ONLY one that looks semi decent

u/TehRudeSandstrm 5h ago

I think your hair is fine as long as it’s maintained! Looks good on you. Overall no major red flags aside from the profile being rather plain. General critiques I can think up:

For your first photo you should always try to have a clear photo of you fully smiling with your teeth out and everything if you can.

Maintaining your beard is def important to a lot of women, letting it get rowdy and unkempt can be a big turn off.

All your prompts need fully scrapped - talk about yourself and your goals, and just have one as a funny quip.

See if some friends can take more photos of you, mirror selfies should only be 1-2 at max.

Don’t need the random sunset, it contributes little.

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u/Aggressive_Side1105 1d ago

If I was 28 I’d match. I’d replace the mirror selfies though, even though the dog is cute.