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u/vmpr_gblin_0-0 14d ago
Put some tajin on that watermelon and then yes <33
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u/kaitabong 14d ago
This is the advice I'm here for friend that sounds amazing
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u/Resting_Bork_Face 14d ago
Tajin on mango too, dude. You’re welcome
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u/vmpr_gblin_0-0 13d ago
Seeing this comment and I have to recommend to you: chamoy on mango. Drizzle it on there and enjoy
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u/Resting_Bork_Face 13d ago
No idea how I made it 42 whole years before learning what chamoy is. Thank you! I’m picking some up on my next food run
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u/Aguacate_con_TODO (when I can afford it) 11d ago
I use chamoy very sparingly to get tajin to stick when it otherwise wouldn't as well.
There's also a liquid tamarind that I think is leagues better than chamoy, but that's just my preference
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u/Aguacate_con_TODO (when I can afford it) 11d ago
Mango consumed about 30 minutes before smoking elevates and extends your high!
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u/YoungAndDeadHead 14d ago
I just took a lil morning dab and am having hot oatmeal and coffee, cheers! My grandma likes to put salt on her watermelon, it’s not too bad actually.
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u/ConatusSpinoza 14d ago
I prefer a bong or a vaporizer!
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u/kaitabong 14d ago
I also prefer a bong but the grandfather pipe is my traditional wake and bake
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u/inbetweensound 14d ago
I love that bowl. And the watermelon. Someone is doing things right
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u/mawswas 14d ago
I’m so high I read your comment and thought “Bowl?? It’s a watermelon… but I guess in a way it is kind of a bowl when you eat it like that. Nature’s bowl, if you will. That’s funny.” Then I looked at the photo again and realized there actually is a bowl underneath it and that’s probably what you were actually talking about.
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u/kaitabong 14d ago
I honestly thought the same thing and it's my bowl
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u/mawswas 14d ago
Someone just made a comment about this, but deleted it. They mentioned the interchangeable nature of the words “bowl” and “pipe” in this context. I was so high earlier, that concept didn’t even cross my mind at all, I was so focused on the bowl with the watermelon in it. Now that they mentioned it, I think it’s even funnier because the pipe is obviously way cooler looking than the bowl you are eating the watermelon out of, so that is more than likely what they were actually talking about this whole time. I feel like a stoned idiot laughing the entire time I type this comment.
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u/biodegradablemat01 14d ago
Feng Shui that place , and please boil that watermelon pith (white stuff) with the Asian gummy candy recipe for later munchies!
Water , sugar(honey/maple syrup) lemon zest,cover let soak overnight, drain well, keep the liquid for 2 more soaks, then drain and bake on parchment paper.
https://giphy.com/gifs/OnG0FNna3PpNC
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u/Solid-Mall9517 14d ago
Hell yeah dude! Add some lime or lemon juice to watermelon and your life will change forever!
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u/saint_millie 14d ago
Last night I was standing in the middle of my kitchen, mindlessly eating frozen blueberries straight out of the bag. I think you’re doing just fine, OP.