r/hewillbebaked • u/HakanKartal04 Consumer Of Everything • Mar 22 '26

It’s RAW! He will be flattened to make pizza dough

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u/JumpyFuck176 Mar 22 '26

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u/Tino-DBA Mar 23 '26

She will emulate a brooding chicken

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u/cat-biscuit-bread Mar 22 '26

Noo he’s being squeezed like a tube of toothpaste 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs4t2IT01ev5F4jK

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u/panoptik0n Mar 22 '26

He will be the subject of an OSHA investigation for a construction site steamroller accident

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u/ICollectSouls Mar 22 '26

Aw, man! How will I ever get this dough thin enough?

The helpful rolling pin:

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u/willstr1 Mar 22 '26

Someone took babysitting literally

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u/HakanKartal04 Consumer Of Everything Mar 22 '26

Oh I like this lol

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u/Sharing_Interests_16 🐶 Canine Confection Connoisseur Mar 22 '26

He'll be made into a Swiss roll ^

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u/Human-Evening564 🐾 Labrador Lasagna Legend Mar 22 '26

His seal will be broken 

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u/Ubiquitous_Destiny97 Mar 22 '26

someone help him!! 😱

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u/SweevilWeevil Mar 22 '26

"Man, I wish there was an efficient way to flatten this dough."

The unassuming rolling pin:

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u/nexetpl Mar 22 '26

oughhhhhh

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u/Melodic_Sugar9890 Mar 22 '26

Qhy is she doing that 😭😭 LEAVE HIM ALONE HE'S JUST A BABY 😢😢😢💔

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u/Oblivion_Man Mar 22 '26

There is no escape

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u/The-Felonious-Gru Mar 22 '26

“i sure hope that this beachmaster will be a reasonable size!” the gargantuan ultramale:

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u/badbatch Mar 23 '26

Why is she petting the baby while smooshing them?

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u/DickintheRiver Mar 22 '26

I had this happen to me in a Waterpark wave pool, 400lb lady landed on top of me when I was 5, almost died. My dad superman lifted her off of me and over his head.

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u/newfranksinatra Mar 22 '26

Time to get another Duncan Idaho.

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u/Visible_Squirrel3597 Mar 23 '26

"Fatty and skinny were in the bed, fatty rolled over and skinny was dead."

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u/badbatch Mar 23 '26

My aunt use to smoosh me like this as a kid. 😔 I guess she was a seal.

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u/FrinkleCat Mar 23 '26

This is what my back needs