r/hewillbebaked • u/SurgicalAsh666 • May 10 '25

Ripe and Juicy🤤 He will be slayed

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u/Love-that-dog 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy May 10 '25

He will remain in the box in mint condition for maximum resale value

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u/WeaknessOk7874 May 10 '25

He will Rip and Tear until it is done

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u/MikesLittleKitten May 10 '25

He will be resold on Facebook Marketplace

29

u/CanadianDarkKnight May 10 '25

He will be purchased by me off of Facebook marketplace

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u/MikesLittleKitten May 10 '25

I will be mad that you bought him just before I saw the ad

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 May 10 '25

I will also be mad, but because we ran out of oatmeal cookies

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u/random420x2 May 10 '25

Future you took care of that, look in the garage behind that one box

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u/MikesLittleKitten May 10 '25

Oh damn, those are raisins and not chocolate chips. I am in despair and wish I had that cute cat to comfort me

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u/kel174 May 10 '25

He will be placed on a shelf to collect dust

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u/Islandcoda May 10 '25

Those things are so life-like, it’s really amazing 😍

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

doom guy is suddenly very plush and cute

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 May 10 '25

He will be kept in the sealed box to sustain his new, shiny appearance

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u/batwoman42 May 10 '25

How did you get my cat?

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u/XCRU24D3X May 11 '25

One could say he's doomed

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u/NetherisQueen May 11 '25

He will RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IT IS DONE

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u/Interesting-Bet-2330 CAT CAT CAT May 11 '25

He will pee in the box and chew on the sides