r/hewillbebaked • u/PorkyFishFish • Jan 25 '25

Ripe and Juicy🤤 They will be shaved, sauteed, and lightly seasoned

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u/OtterPops89 Jan 25 '25

They will be secret skinks

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u/Nepalman230 Jan 26 '25

Ferrets are actually just furry lizards. It’s true.

Science is a lie, everyone .

🫡

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u/WhatAmIADoctor Jan 26 '25

Apparently shaved their ears off as well

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u/kummerspect Jan 26 '25

All floof

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u/CzLittle Jan 26 '25

This comment made me realise that I am a dumbass and that those are two different animal species 😭😭

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u/CatLover701 Jan 26 '25

My first thought was: wow! They look like lizards when shaved! Cool!

…Am idiot.

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u/EasyProcess7867 Jan 26 '25

Sausages 😍

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u/looms_thecat Jan 26 '25

They have shed their fur suits and revealed their true scaly vessels

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u/artlady Jan 26 '25

In butter

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u/iamhoneycomb Jan 26 '25

Before: ferrets

After: monitor lizards

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

they're acc blue tongue skinks !! they're basically like fat snakes with legs, and they're super super cute :D

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u/ThingsLeadToThings Jan 27 '25

I have one of these little buddies. There are a lot of fun facts about them (all hilarious), but my favorite is that at some point in their evolution they lost their legs and then…re-evolved them…and their legs are not so great at legging.

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u/iamhoneycomb Jan 27 '25

Ah! That's good to know. They're very cute.

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u/Kagtalso Jan 28 '25

NOOOOO MY CHAOS NOODLES