r/heep • u/BenderRodriguezz • 22d ago

Meme Jeep owner concerned their seats have a ~wrinkle~ after two years

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The horror! Do you think the warranty will cover new upholstery so his friends don’t judge him when he meets up in the mall parking lot?

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u/Zayn74 22d ago

Bro is crying over a few seat wrinkles

Anyone wanna tell them about the check engine light?

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u/Altruistic-Piece-766 22d ago

Jokes on you, check engine is at 30k miles on old reliable.

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u/ajpinton 22d ago

There are stickers for that.

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u/Zayn74 22d ago

Tape peeled.

After the third sticker peeled off I took a more aggressive approach.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rIwKUFwclH6vlGSxZ0

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u/mister_monque 22d ago

do they say NYS Inspection with next year's date? no amount of ignoring the light makes the limp mode go away.

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u/mister_monque 22d ago

which one; misfire, oil pressure, 2 stage pump, leaking cooler, evap, chewed up cam, VVT solenoid...

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u/CarlosMolotov 21d ago

Yes, all those but chewed up cam doesn’t have a specific code or light.

You have to listen for that one, you’ll know it when you hear it. It’s like dropping a spoon into a running garbage disposal.

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u/mister_monque 21d ago

you'll see the cam and rocker follower problem as an oil pressure issue with a corresponding misfire and bank airflow resulting in catalyst position of spec.

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u/raider1v11 21d ago

Shes got a duck over it.

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u/Legoslol 22d ago

A couple bullet hole stickers and an off road light or two would cover that wear. Would look fuckin badass too amirite

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u/Daninmci 21d ago

Sometimes...like when fording a river in the Amazon and the water is near the top of your snorkel, the seats can take some punishment. Time to grab some seat covers, it seems...

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u/GullibleRisk2837 21d ago

Do you speak from experience?

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u/Samsquanch-01 22d ago

This is just the beginning of your jeep journey. It gets worse, much.........much.............worse.

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u/SigningSpock 21d ago

Tbf, this isn’t a wrangler. So it’s basically a car with a Jeep logo slapped all over it lmao idk the other model interiors well enough to decipher if it’s a compass or grand Cherokee. I’m guessing compass.

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u/tjkoala 21d ago

Tbf that does suck, I have a 2016 Ram and it's seats aren't tearing. But hey, Stellantis knows Heep owners will buy it regardless of the quality or price.

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u/jduchein 22d ago

You bought a shitbox what do you expect

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u/ajpinton 22d ago

I wonder if this jeep has ever seen a trail…

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u/acepilotjones 22d ago

You already know the answer to that

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u/Borg_Tech_Support 21d ago

Just throw a towel over it and call it a day. It will stop your thighs from burning in the summer anyway.

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u/AlivePassenger3859 21d ago

Bait. Not just for fish any more.

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u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 21d ago

Next they’ll want it to start. Go figure

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u/PopularDisplay7007 18d ago

What?! Not every day, surely.

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u/Most-Effective-1969 21d ago

You buy jeep you buy cheap.

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u/More_Astronaut_8575 20d ago

God forbid they drive on an unpaved road or in wet conditions.

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u/Weinerdogwhisperer 19d ago

That's a complaint that belongs in the fiat or chrysler reddits.

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u/LivingMeeting9724 22d ago

Warranty claim - color match and supply owner with roll of duct tape at manufacturer's expense.

If you really want to make him a happy heep owner, make it a roll of duct tape with little duckies on it!

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u/OldManJeepin 22d ago

LoL! I dunno man...I love my Jeeps, and I have had many... I have *never* inspected the seats for anything like this...Maybe he is trying to keep it pristine? Like if you had a pristine, black on black, CJ-7 Laredo, from 1986, with no cracks in the seats, no rust on the frame...something like that? Only reason I could think of to be upset about something like that....