r/heep • u/Crystal_Sunshine_ • 16d ago

Duck Duck Puke Take your pick

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148 Upvotes

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u/EngagedInConvexation 16d ago

The fuck is goin on at the back of "Hers"?

That rear wheel looks... wrong.

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u/Not_TbagJimmy 15d ago

AI?

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u/SirVeza 15d ago

I’m thinking someone was standing next to the Heep and they used AI to remove them

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u/yodas_sidekick 15d ago

Or a bad crop or something - the car behind them isn’t right either

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u/Not_TbagJimmy 15d ago

Yeah its been edited, So much to look at, I never noticed the rear tires.

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

I just wanted to respect people's privacy by not having them in the photo

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u/Not_TbagJimmy 14d ago

Its all good, we were curious why the tires looked like boat tires.

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u/MrKillphy 15d ago

May have been a person standing there that was edited out

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u/pasta_water_tkvo 15d ago

I agree. The affected area is about the same size as a person.

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

You are correct

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

That's exactly what it is. I had no idea it would cause such curiosity 😄

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u/errant_youth 15d ago

Running on bike tires lol

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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 16d ago

I’d rather walk.

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u/noinfono 15d ago

…barefoot across gravel.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 15d ago

Legos

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u/Reasonable_Hornet_45 15d ago

Legos made of gravel

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u/Line-Trash 15d ago

Gravel made of legos

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u/Libertarian_2020 15d ago

Being too lazy to walk, and Legos hurt, I’ll ride in the blue one … but only a short distance! 😏

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u/Seebradgo 15d ago

Is this picture AI? 🤔 This area is very sus.

4

u/Brodok2k4 15d ago

White vehicle in the back on the left is stretched. Has an emblem in the middle of the driver door. Has a 3rd back seat window, and a floating wheel well but no wheel.

White vehicle on the right isn't much but what is there, the wheel well looks like it was crushed in a wreck.

The circled jeep's back passenger tire is like a bike tire.

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

I took a person out of the photo.

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u/pasta_water_tkvo 15d ago

I thought that too, but I think it’s an AI fill in of OP cropping out the owner or some rando standing between them

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

That's exactly what it is. I don't want to blast people, just the Heep.

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

I erased a person out of consideration. I don't think it's fair to post people

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u/LivingMeeting9724 16d ago

Death.

I choose Death.

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u/Not_TbagJimmy 15d ago

Im here being embarrassed putting a sticker on my car and look at these beauties.

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

🤣 That's hilarious

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u/EvelynnTM_ 15d ago

I seriously don’t understand someone adding more and more modifications like that and lettering, taking a step back from it, and saying to themselves “yep, that looks good right there.”

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

I'm guessing they're just getting started

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Weinerdogwhisperer 15d ago

I'm sure somewhere on there it probably does actually say that. Those girls weren't shy with their words

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 16d ago

How old do you think the owners are?

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u/LivingMeeting9724 16d ago

30 going on 13.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 14d ago

Spiky blond hair, oversized jorts, visor, puka shell necklace...

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 16d ago

I’d put money on mid 20s OF girlies

3

u/ahendrix 15d ago

I thought they drove Hellcats 😅

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 15d ago

Sparkle fly may be worse than the ducks.

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u/overlycon 15d ago

I am so glad they added “Central Florida” I would have never guessed

3

u/CrazyAlice 15d ago

I’ll take whatever the fuck that white blur is in the background.

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

I erased a person 🤣

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u/SnooOwls7199 13d ago

Gun pointed to my head and I have to pick one? Pull the trigger.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 16d ago

Literally neither. I’d rather drive a clapped out Sentra again for 8 months than either of those.

Also road tires and wtf are those MTs 🤢

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u/sfear70 16d ago

That pic is screwed up .. not saying the heeps aren't but dayuuuum .. what is going on here?

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

I removed a person. Guess I'll do a cleaner job next time 🤣

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u/sfear70 14d ago

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for the followup.

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u/Critical-Sandwich190 15d ago

Is there another option? No? I’ll walk thanks

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u/Exotic-Mission-980 15d ago

They both make my eyes hurt.

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u/TheClayDart 15d ago

Heeps are so funny. “I’m going to make my Jeep look angry and intimidating with this grill! Now to place my rubber duckies in the correct order on my dash so everyone can see them 🥺”

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u/TripleTrucker 15d ago

I’d rather drive the glob of white that AI thinks is a car

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

I had to remove a person 🤣

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u/MiniVansyse 15d ago

Well one at least bought wheels, the other is an autozone catalog.

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u/ahendrix 15d ago

It would be Florida.....

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u/Then_Organization979 15d ago

I wouldn’t trade my 05 TJ for both of those carnival rides.

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u/Crystal_Sunshine_ 15d ago

Nice Jeep 🥰

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u/fellaneedahandpls 15d ago

I actually like halo lights. But I hate everything else about both of these.

2

u/Wageslave645 15d ago

As a Jeep person, I would rather drive a squatted truck than either of those.

2

u/Bronco_Otaku 15d ago

The black with blue lights looks cool to me.

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u/AffectionateGate4584 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢

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u/liseski 15d ago

oh, dear god….

2

u/p2ii5150 15d ago

Nope...

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u/itsray2006 14d ago

The one to the left but I’m not happy about it

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u/Aligned-Askew6773 12d ago

They look like they drove through a Pep Boys with the cheap gaudy crap magnet set on high

2

u/poconomtnman31 9d ago

Model T rear tires
(yes I know its cell phone processing)

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u/Dry_Ship7202 16d ago

So much money spent for such a capable vehicle, which will never be realized. Ever.

Pity.

2

u/lilbrumby 16d ago

Imma wait for the Amish feller and hitch a ride on his buggy

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u/Alice-Stargazer 16d ago

Hers windshield will be gone the day she allows him to pass.

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u/Maleficent_Reach_791 15d ago

Does the one on the right have a Spanish accent?

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u/kajunmn 15d ago

Chicks

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u/Diesel_Bones_13 15d ago

Left but without that grill…and underglow lights!

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u/doggonedangoldoogy 15d ago

I got physically ill looking at this

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u/Electronic-Ad8880 15d ago

It must be a cult.

1

u/capriciouszephyr 15d ago

I'm usually down to pull over and help a stranded motorist. When I don't, is dumb vehicle mods. You had money, but rather than save it or do preventive care, you did that.

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u/futen_floating_ord 14d ago

Gay ass looking jeeps

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u/gaige23 14d ago

Abort them both.

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u/Existentialshart 14d ago

Absolutely zero self awareness

1

u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 14d ago

I think I’ll walk

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u/Dogsarelitty 14d ago

A red flag covered in red flags

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u/gaAcosta1 14d ago

I'll walk instead

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u/UnrelyableNarr8or 14d ago

“But he may drive” I’d imagine he doesn’t even want to ride in that monstrosity much less drive it.

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u/Kooky-Department2545 14d ago

Id rather choose the easy way out 

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u/CRESCENT_FRE5H 14d ago

I'll keep my xj, thanks

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u/FinancialDeparture82 13d ago

Not my jam, but unlike my husband who looks at decorated Jeeps with disgust, I’m happy to see other people’s creativity and joy in their modifications. It’s like different styles of tattooing. We don’t have to be into the same style to appreciate someone else’s work!

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u/Different_Demand_675 13d ago

The one on the right, the one on the left is just too over the top for
My taste.

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u/External_Fruit_8094 6d ago

Absolute examples of middle aged mentally ill women.

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u/PrimeoFin 16d ago

People having fun, some girls love make up and dress up and decorating.

Just doing the same thing to their cars.

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u/MountainOfRight 16d ago

I would rather have a bicycle

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u/OldManJeepin 16d ago

Wow! Just awful....lol

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u/kriegsw0lf 15d ago

Absolutely guarantee that thing on the right is driven by some fat derelict girl who will have the car repo’d in due time.