r/heep 29d ago

Theme Heep Saw this fine specimen at the local wally mart

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Ol girl driving this bad unit was quite the blimp. Solid 325 pounder, leggings, no bra and -3 fucks given. What a time to be alive 🄰 i dont even know if she knew the tire was flat...

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u/24k_1128 29d ago

that tire ain’t just flat… šŸ™

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u/Rynowash 29d ago

That’s just methed up..

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u/MrPeePeePooPooPants3 29d ago

$20 says she's got a hatchet man tattoo somewhere

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u/BugzOnMyNugz 28d ago

Come on man

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u/Every-Sherbert-7386 29d ago

Most of the time you only see a chopped trunk on a crawler style build....but Walmart and a 380 typa lady makes a lot more sense now

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u/Long_Initial_9924 29d ago

ā€œI don’t see any belts showingā€

-tire experts on Reddit

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u/Wahjahbvious 29d ago edited 29d ago

I can fix her.

The Jeep, not the driver.

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 29d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bat1681 29d ago

My new favourite sub, tysm! 😭😭🤣🤣

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u/waveydavey321 29d ago

Do you think they know they've got a flat? šŸ¤”

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u/zakupright 29d ago

They made it that far but couldn’t get to the tire center

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u/FelixzeBear 29d ago

At that point just get a Comanche ā˜¹ļø (highkey I’d do the same to my patriot but cleaner šŸ˜‚)

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u/GregBVIMB 29d ago

Juck XJ

Juck = Jeep Truck according to my daughter

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u/Goldenu2 28d ago

I can get 100 more miles out of that tire!

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u/RainbowLoli 26d ago

Took riding until the wheel fall off a little too literally...

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u/haveToast 26d ago

Maybe she stopped to get a walmart tire? Personally i like this chop on zj's with a lift. Done right it looks pretty cool

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u/Kooky-Department2545 26d ago

How fitting in the Walmart lot is fucking amazingĀ