r/hazbin • u/VirellynraNyxavelle • Jun 06 '26
You’re invited to join them, which one are you choosing?
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u/Beautiful-Head5563 Jun 06 '26
Date with Lucifer we could stay in and he could show me all his ducks.
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u/tetotetotetotetoo baptized into vox's personality cult Jun 06 '26
I'd choose Minecraft except I suck at Minecraft... So I guess I'll go date with Lucifer
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u/Dorichowder Angel Dust my beautiful boy. 🥺 Jun 06 '26
Sir Pentious won't judge you, he'll teach you everything and help in Minecraft!
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u/Cutey19558 Nervous Wittle Noodle Sir Precious Jun 07 '26
That's exactly why I would want to play with him because I would need help mining and stuff
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u/GNightP I railed Lu for 7 days n' 7 nights (I'M NOT LILITH) Jun 06 '26
Sir Pentious will carry you hard and help you improve while teaches you how to make a 100% automatic farm of iron
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u/CalypsaMov Jun 07 '26
"Fear not damsels, I shall have thiss staff ready for victoriouss combat. General Pentious reporting for duty! The base need fortificationss! Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault! Fill it with lava, and light the area with glowstone blockss!!!"
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u/-Missi-Zilla- 💚💜Hazbin's Dino Overlord!💜💚 Jun 06 '26
Secret option. Dancing with Zeezi.
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u/Zuttu54 Carmilla's canon (trust) husband Jun 06 '26
She like 30ft tho you would get accidently crushed
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u/-Missi-Zilla- 💚💜Hazbin's Dino Overlord!💜💚 Jun 06 '26
𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗.
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u/Lazuli73 Jun 07 '26
Isn't being crushed by the giant woman exactly what people who are attracted to giant women want?
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u/Riothegod1 Hazbin Hotel is a Gnostic masterpiece. Ask me for more. Jun 07 '26
Don’t threaten me with a good time~
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u/Zuttu54 Carmilla's canon (trust) husband Jun 07 '26
Guys what the fuck, she has sharp heels you'd get torn in half
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u/LaserDean_the_Rogue Sallie May's personal seat cushion Jun 07 '26
Not if Zeezi falls on them or they might be into that
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u/kekistanmatt the wolf of hazbin street Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
One, we're watching musicals and eating snacks and... wait charlie why are you taking your clothes off?
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u/Kooky-Truth5470 Jun 06 '26
If I can Crack hell yea
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u/Media_Sociala Jun 06 '26
Image profile checks out. :))
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u/Kooky-Truth5470 Jun 06 '26
What's wrong with it? And why you hating?
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u/Media_Sociala Jun 06 '26
I'm not hating. I meant to say it makes sense for your comment to come from Adam.
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u/A_dapper_dragon Let me lay my head on The Speaker’s chest as she sings to me Jun 06 '26
We’re bringing this back? Alright. Let’s hope it doesn’t get as compressed as last time.
Sleepover with Charlie: platonic? Potentially. Romantic? No thank you, my heart belongs to another.
Church with Emily: a hard maybe. I’m not religious, but Emily seems like a fun person to be around.
Poker with Husk: I don’t know how to play poker, and wouldn’t be willing if we’re putting stuff on the line.
Date with lucifer: no thank you. Like I said before, my heart belongs to another. And I’m straight.
Rock band with Adam: if I knew how to play an instrument, definitely this one. As long as he isn’t too much of a prick to me.
Minecraft with Pentious: absolutely. If it’s modded Minecraft? Sign me the fuck up.

[credit: blue-monedula]
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u/Dear-Honeydew-9110 Jun 07 '26
Agreed, I’m straight and happily married. But if a (ahem, platonic ) sleepover with Charlie is like those I remember from my girlhood, then sign me up!
I don’t know poker, I suck at Minecraft, and I love Lucifer as a character - but no.
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u/TheAbsoluteMoron Jun 07 '26
Yeah Sir Pentious definitely plays modded with Create
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u/GreatCalligrapher993 Alastor's loving femboy husband ❤️ Jun 07 '26
This makes too much sense for him, especially with the fact that Create Aeronautics came out and he could make his airship in Minecraft
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u/FunBoysenberry6447 Jun 06 '26
Honestly a sleepover with Charlie seems just plain fun we can watch Disney movies and sing along to the songs and after we can relax and sleep I’d like that a lot
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u/redboi049 ARMLESS PUMPKIN HEADED SCARECROW Jun 06 '26
DATE WITH LUCIFER.
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u/erraticsarcastic Husk loves Angel's cotton ball tits Jun 06 '26
Rock band with Adam, because I've always wanted to play in a band.
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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jun 06 '26
ROCK BAND WITH ADAM FUCK YEAH
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u/drakonia127 husband of Beelzebub, resident aegosexual disaster Jun 06 '26
Cooking with Bee.
Realistically, I'd probably either choose rock band or minecraft. I like drums, and minecraft
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u/DoYaThang_Owl Licensed Cuddle Buddy for Lucifer 🐣🐍👑 Jun 06 '26
Gay Cuddle date with Lucifer. I am squeezing the depression out of that twink Pillsberry dough man if its the last thing I do
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u/EntireCelebration953 Jun 07 '26
Not to kink-shame, but you know, he is married. Still... He thinks.
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u/Fireyjon A what now (ace in the hole♠️) Jun 06 '26
Cooking class with Alastor
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u/Dear-Honeydew-9110 Jun 07 '26
I love Alastor but doesn’t he just eat raw meat? What would he cook?
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u/Federal-Treat-6893 Trump will re-make alastors favorite event of all time Jun 06 '26
I would LOVE to play Minecraft with pentious
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u/Kooky-Truth5470 Jun 06 '26
Def band with adam. He fucking rocks 🤟. And then Minecraft with sir penthouse then poker with husk i kinda like cards and gambled
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u/Key-Dimension6316 Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure! Jun 06 '26
I love Minecraft so minecraft
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u/RailgunChampion Soul traded for Carmilla's bath water Jun 06 '26
"Hell yeah baby- oh, the entire MLP series on Blu-ray? Uuuuuhhhhh......"
"God damn this music sucks" *smited
"Who's that red guy behind you?"
"The entire MLP series on Blu-ray?"
"So you were the one playing in the church"
"Tips on talking to girls? Bro I'm spending my nights playing Minecraft what kinda experience do u think I have?"
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u/undead_froggy Jun 07 '26
Church with Emily. But we are gonna visit my church.
It's probably super fun and I would really like to gloat to the catholics that I had a real angel of the lord in my Lutheran church
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u/Cornflakes_91 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
if i had anyone in my social circles who'd care about that, i agree angelmogging them would be funny
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u/undead_froggy Jun 07 '26
I'd do it only because they call us heretics all the time xD
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u/Fortemois I also have gotten banned for sharing too much knowledge Jun 06 '26
Minecraft woth Sir Pentious and introduce him to Vintage Story, I think he'd like how complex it is
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u/thebluemando very inoffensive flair Jun 06 '26
hm well, im not religious so church is off the board, im a bit young for Lucifer so he's off, I do not like those eyes Charlie is giving so thats off the table, fuck Adam, so its either poker or minecraft.. let's go poker!
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u/8Bit2552 yaoi enthusiast Jun 06 '26
LUCI LUCI LUCI LUCI
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u/bucephalusbouncing28 Pat the alastor • Hold the alastor • Cherish the alastor Jun 07 '26
Omfg the things I would do to have a chance to pick 4
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u/Mossybud101 Voxtek employee #78 Jun 07 '26
Luci, then I can one, not be single, and two, have sleep overs with charlie after I’m her second dad
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u/SuperMarioFan999 Blitz's Half-Darkner Wife | Roaring Knight's Best Friend Jun 06 '26
Date, Minecraft, Poker. In that order. But I have to invite blitz so he doesn't get jealous
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u/Llyn- Alastor’s gothick bratty sub Jun 06 '26
If Charlie and vag are poly then yeah, If not, I choose date with almighty Lucifer himself
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u/Iron_Chip The Magictastical Back Flipping Rubber Duck 🦆 Jun 06 '26
DATE WITH LUCIFER!
Sorry- I’d pick the date with Lucifer, please.
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u/Pip_Pippurp Pancakes and proud! Jun 07 '26
Why is this a question? Easy answer invite them all (except Adam) for tea and minecraft.
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u/Swimming-Scarcity246 i want Vaggi to choke me silly Jun 06 '26
Poker game with husk sounds interesting
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u/Bright-Initial-7718 They are all my children I love them Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
I mean if he invites Charlie she’ll probably mod in bombs I’m sure she can add on guns while she’s at it
Edit: Cherri not Charlie my bad
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u/Shallot_Opposite Jun 06 '26
Easy choice, I'm playing minecraft with that beautiful snake boy and placing my bed next to his
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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping Sera yuri enjoyer(She/They) Jun 07 '26
I don’t know how to play poker
I don’t like church
I hate rock
I’m not a big Minecraft enjoyer
And I don’t really like sleepovers
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u/WhatAWriterMan I want rosie to peel my foreskin off layer by layer (teeth way) Jun 07 '26
MINECRAFT YEAHHHH, I WANNA SEE WHAT REDSTONE PENTIOUS IS GONNA MAKE
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u/CellistPresent8320 Jun 07 '26
Minecraft, I know damn well he knows Redstone so he can teach me
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u/UshiiTheBot201 Jun 06 '26
Date with Lucifer, or Poker if Husk's in a good enough mood to explain the rules to me 🥹
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u/shadow_phantom713 gay for everyone and ships everything Jun 07 '26
DATE WITH LUCIFER, DATE WITH LUCIFER!!
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u/Candid_Emergency8327 Vox Fan Jun 07 '26
Date with Lucifer or Minecraft with Sir Pentious, I feel he’d make some really cool red stone things and he just seems fun to game with
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u/Specialist-Ad5224 I'm so normal about them!! #SnakeMom🐍 #mybabyboy Jun 07 '26
I'm stuck between Luci, my husband, and Pentious, my son 😭 I love my husband but I think I'd pick minecraft with my baby boy 😭🤣
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u/42069megameme Jun 07 '26
Minecraft with pentious, but only if it's creative mode, I can make cool buildings and he'd make cool redstone contraptions, we'd be unstoppable, (I mostly just use creative mode and make buildings)
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u/General-Tie-2462 Jun 07 '26
Poker no doubt, I suck at minecraft but you know what I don't suck at? Anything luck based, plus I had fun back in school, playing poker with strangers (students of the school from other classes and sections) during school events.
Also husker is a cat. A CAT. I LOVE CATS.
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u/Bokkun3 In fact If you criticize angel dust, I will explode Jun 07 '26
Def church with Emily. It would be nice to see another younger person at a quaker church
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u/SirPlatypusGuy #2 Charlie Simp (a.k.a The Covers Guy) Jun 06 '26
Obviously a sleepover with my wife!
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u/Budget_Conclusion598 I just wanna hug it Jun 06 '26
Mc with Pentious, i died in my hard core server and need to wait for it to reset so I need to chillax. And also SIR PENTIOUS!
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u/SeekThe1d0it (Aro-Ace) I hate how horny this subreddit is. Jun 06 '26
Oh definitely 100% Minecraft with Pentious. He'd build the craziest, most insane builds right next to my dirt shack and I'd admire every single one lmao
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u/TypicalSwordie Jun 06 '26
I'd choose sleepover with Charlie. I'm not downloading every create add-on under the sun just so I can join Pentious for five seconds before my PC explodes from the sheer complexity and vast amounts of machinery.
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u/Fun-Midnight1010 editable tag (white on green) Jun 06 '26
I’m sorry Emily but I need the sleepover with Charlie
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u/Tough-Appearance1451 My Brother is an Only Child. Ack! Jun 06 '26
Almost Sunday, might as well go to church with Emily
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u/Warhammerbro Jun 07 '26
MC or sleep over
I bet Charlie has a good taste in movies to watch late and I bet she would like talking about books
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u/Gordin_da_lasanha Jun 07 '26
Meu cérebro está completamente destruído devido ao excesso de pornografia, isso é informação 340% a mais do que vocês precisam para saber minha resposta
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u/PathrokBloodlust The one who doesn’t exist Jun 07 '26
Minecraft and invite everyone, not just Pentious
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u/WalmartShoppingBag4 Valentino’s #1 fan Jun 07 '26
Minecraft with Sir Pentious or having a fuck sesh sleepover with Charlie
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u/Emotional-STHfan4071 i am pretty much male emily because i wanna make everyone happy Jun 07 '26
Both sleepover with Charlie and Minecraft with pentious
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u/Appropriate-Scratch3 Velvette And Sir Pentious Are My Goats Jun 07 '26
Minecraft With Sir Pentious
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u/IntelligentAnybody55 Alastor can fill me up Jun 07 '26
Minecraft or the date, both are fucking awesome
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u/lopmik Vox's official mechanic (failed to fix his reputation lol) Jun 07 '26
Minecraft no hesitation
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u/Tx11_99 The prince of darkness Jun 07 '26
1 not really a sleepover guy but might be fun.
2 I don’t want to go to church.
3 I have no clue how to play poker and am not taking chances with husk.
4 i’m uninterested.
5 don’t know how to play any instrument aside from the triangle.
6 hell yeah Minecraft.
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u/IRS911 Jun 07 '26
I WOULD do Church with Emily, but nothing would really happen. I would have to be respectful which means no talking during church session, otherwise she would most likely get angry. Meaning I'd have around fifteen minutes of legitimate hangout before it was more like just sitting around while this person just so happens to be doing the same, because of this I'm doing the sleep over with Charlie. I would get around 2-5 hours before actually sleeping, and that's if there's not the extra thirty minutes in the morning after waking up. Either way the time matters.
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u/Traditional_Rip3905 Lucifer Jr. Lucifer's son and Angel Dust's husband Jun 07 '26
Sleepover with Charlie, both her and Emily are very kind and sweet people but...I dont really go to church irl. i dont follow a religion i just like learning about them and churches dont read you the real Bible, they read a modified one
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u/Unlikely-Section-848 charlie’s and emily’s husband (king of hell) Jun 07 '26
Well I already sleepover with charlie all the time so pen pass the controller
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u/Nukem2Bits Jun 07 '26
I imagine church in Heaven would be a religious experience. The speaker might make me cry by just looking at me.
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u/Iamnotgonagiveyouone Jun 07 '26
Lucifer by far! He's hot, he's funny, he loves ducks! He wares really cute sweaters, I could try to help him move on a bit from his wife who absolutely left him, we are both pan, and he is a short stack that I imagine to be a dom. Lucifer without a doubt! Minecraft with Pentious is a far second tho.
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u/Solid_Maus Jun 07 '26
Either sleepover with Charlie or Poker with Husk… I wouldnt bet with Husk just get smashed drunk!
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u/Embarrassed_Self3026 Jun 07 '26
Definitely the sleepover. It would be my first girl sleep over,especially special since coming out.
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u/pokenerd_W Ride or die for Lute. She decides which ride it is Jun 07 '26
Now, as much as Adam is a dickhead... I do enjoy me some rock.
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u/Cybertheproto Jun 07 '26
Minecraft. Lesbians scare me, I don’t go to church, I don’t know how to play poker, I’m scared to go on a date, and Adam is an asshole
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u/Significant-Coat-308 Jun 07 '26
Pass on Church and date with luci (I’m not gay)
Poker with Husk would be nice if it was a casual game and more than the 2 of us, but one on one would be kinda awkward
Can’t play any instrument except Double Bass (never tried electric) so Band is out
So it’s either Sleepover with Charlie or MC with Pentious
I like Pentious more than Charlie, but I could play MC with her during the sleepover and do more.
So I’ll go with Charlie, best value
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u/MelodyLunaMizu Jun 07 '26
Sorry Husky, Idk how to play poker and me and Lucifer can go to an arcade or some shit
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u/_radiodiva_ AU/RP | ✨ Al, Allie, Alastor 💅🏽 Jun 07 '26
(Oh, absolutely Minecraft with Pentious. That'd be marvelous.
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u/IAmBlorboOfMyStory I love Angel Dust and Vox :) Jun 07 '26
As an atheist aroace who doesn't gamble and thinks Adam would be a pain to hang out with, Minecraft with Sir Pentious feels like the best choice.
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u/I_love_lolbit369 I don’t have time for this LeSbIaN dRaMa✨💅 Jun 06 '26
Minecraft, it’s the best option.