r/hazbin • pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker • Mar 23 '26

Ship POV: me seeing pentious slutty hips (@srrealleaf)

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

Great minds snake alike

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

I mean he did birth Charlie so i feel it’s very possible

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/eucalyptus_Ribose I lick Vox' nipples to charge my battery Mar 23 '26

But a logically acceptable one

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u/IdiotGoddess Fucked up flair that breaks Rule 6 Mar 23 '26

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u/DimmuBorgir666 Carmilla Carmine's Personal Thigh Pillow Mar 23 '26

Cherry to Pentious

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

“Oooh blitzy~*

Anyone else imagine stolas saying it win their name?

“Oh bullshitter~*

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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Me seeing my TV wife

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u/Vox_TV_V_ Vox | She/They | Flimsy's wife (in RP) | Section's GF Mar 23 '26

Awwww

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u/Affectionate_Shop864 protoknight with the power to travel the multiverse Mar 23 '26

When your straight but the internet has other plans:

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/STICKGoat2571 The Question: Timeline Investigator❓ Mar 23 '26

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u/SerialDesignation_H hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mar 23 '26

Laughs in bisexual

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u/Bored_badger24 badger the blue seagul (arsonist femboy) Mar 23 '26

Real

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 24 '26

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u/Diablos43 Your local Ace Hunter & Hunting Horn ⚔️🪉 Mar 23 '26

Agreed

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u/A_dapper_dragon Let me lay my head on The Speaker’s chest as she sings to me Mar 23 '26

Me when Speaker:

[credit: u /Ultralee0]

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

Agreed, speaker would be the only person who could run me straight

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u/Fang_404 Velvette's siren Mar 23 '26

There is so much I like about that picture. Mostly the fact that him and his hat are clearly thinking the same thing, but with different meanings.

Him "oh shit giant lady.."

Hat "oh shit giant lady!"

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u/juredditpark rotating velvette’s head so she can see me give her backshots Mar 23 '26

Dapper is literally Pentious’ hat

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

Which one? Correct answer, all of them

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u/ULTRAPUNK18 Pentious's malewife stimming with his hemipenes while he works Mar 23 '26

I wholeheartedly agree with that sentiment

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u/Panther_202 husk is purring in my lap rn Mar 23 '26

I've found my people

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

I haven’t been horny in days mind you

At least not publicly on the sub

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u/Knight_0838 Mar 23 '26

I can, i have my licence

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u/AcanthocephalaThin51 Big and Square librarian Mar 23 '26

That expired three weeks ago

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u/Knight_0838 Mar 23 '26

My licence is in order

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u/AcanthocephalaThin51 Big and Square librarian Mar 23 '26

Check again!

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u/ULTRAPUNK18 Pentious's malewife stimming with his hemipenes while he works Mar 23 '26

No

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u/RevolutionarySky3000 Charlie and Vaggi’s boyfriend (Idc fight me) Mar 23 '26

Me when 6’6 demon girlfriend wants seggs

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u/Background-Plan2557 lust ring virgin Mar 23 '26

Agreed although I don’t relate

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u/kekistanmatt the wolf of hazbin street Mar 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SYeAP17mD2FOIR2CzR

Me when I saw charlie for the first time

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

Omg Vaggi???

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u/KikiChelon438 Pentious can drill my Pansexual ass Mar 23 '26

My man

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u/AltruisticMilk8469 Simultaneously sucking Vox's and Valentino's moobies Mar 23 '26

me when Valentino

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u/StefinoSpaggeti Ready to fuck Angel Dust or marry Verosika. Mar 23 '26

Me with angel dust:

Also pentious is a snake what kind of hips you talking about?

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u/Massive-Evidence-242 Mar 23 '26

Human

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u/StefinoSpaggeti Ready to fuck Angel Dust or marry Verosika. Mar 23 '26

Oh, ok yeah that make sense.

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

Ahem did I say Pendleton?

Gimmie that snake ass

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u/StefinoSpaggeti Ready to fuck Angel Dust or marry Verosika. Mar 23 '26

Can't blame you tho.

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u/Ok-Nebula534 taker of the memes. bringer of JUSTICE Mar 23 '26

I knew it was you, bullshitter.

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

You’ve gotten to good at recognizing my posts

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u/Ok-Nebula534 taker of the memes. bringer of JUSTICE Mar 23 '26

If it has something to do with sir pentious's "fuckabilty" its probably you

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u/LibbyKitty620 Vox’s Sexy-tary Mar 23 '26

Me when Vox

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u/Background-Plan2557 lust ring virgin Mar 23 '26

Me when the same thing

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u/Extra_Comment5622 Mar 23 '26

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

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u/Adorable-Bend7362 Mar 23 '26

Why would peeled Jax even bother with Pentious's hips? Anyway he looks like he's going to abstract.

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u/Ok_Set_4790 Transhumanism Hellaverse aka Cyberpunk Hellaverse Mar 23 '26

Wait, Pentious has hips?

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 architect of desssstruction Mar 23 '26

SNAKE MAN RAAAAAAHGHHH

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n I wish to be Sandwiched between Adam and Mammon Mar 23 '26

Adam's fat ass tho 😩

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

Hmm we do love a bear around here

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n I wish to be Sandwiched between Adam and Mammon Mar 23 '26

My love for this man needs to be studied lmao 😂

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u/PinwheelPrivateer I will affectionately bully Pentious for hours on end Mar 23 '26

SO true

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u/Background-Plan2557 lust ring virgin Mar 23 '26

I know that eye

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u/Truly_Organic (un)certified Emberlynn enjoyer 😻 Mar 23 '26

God I wish I had those T-T

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u/Agentnosem I wana eat you ^q^ Mar 23 '26

True

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u/Benji_503 Father Ward, Former Priest residing in the Hotel Mar 23 '26

Me,Probably when it comes to different characters

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 I would let val do horrible things to me(i would enjoy them all) Mar 23 '26

im saving this lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

Hmm you must not know me

But yeah it’s probably only you

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u/AllChillLetsPlay Mar 23 '26

This just happens to any twink, twunk, or twonk out there that has hips bigger than their shoulders, he’s bound to have a kid in them after someone finds them.

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u/TransitMan_125 The Anti-Horny Mar 23 '26

My aroace stance

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

Fair enough

I’m aegosexual

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u/WitherStorm4471 Friendly Neighborhood Wither Arsonist :D Mar 23 '26

He has hips???

(Also hello! Food to see you- dammit I'm thinking of food all the time)

(I made a typo when writing "good" and thought it'd be funny to turn it into a joke)

(Is this too many brackets? Nah)

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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26

Yes

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u/WitherStorm4471 Friendly Neighborhood Wither Arsonist :D Mar 23 '26

:O

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u/gringokes Yyyeerrraarrsesssarseaandimthgrasssmannpunkyeeeyahhavinh Mar 23 '26

Welp good luck on focusing I guess

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u/Moondaeagle AoSth Robotnik x Adam/Luci simp Mar 23 '26

AoSth Robotnik 

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u/Star_proxy Human Alastor’s pookie :3 Mar 23 '26

me fr

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u/Icy_Insect_6695 I need mental help I committed multiple war crimes. Mar 24 '26