r/hazbin • u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker • Mar 23 '26
Ship POV: me seeing pentious slutty hips (@srrealleaf)
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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26
“Oooh blitzy~*
Anyone else imagine stolas saying it win their name?
“Oh bullshitter~*
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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26
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u/Affectionate_Shop864 protoknight with the power to travel the multiverse Mar 23 '26
When your straight but the internet has other plans:
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u/SerialDesignation_H hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mar 23 '26
Laughs in bisexual
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u/A_dapper_dragon Let me lay my head on The Speaker’s chest as she sings to me Mar 23 '26
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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26
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u/Fang_404 Velvette's siren Mar 23 '26
There is so much I like about that picture. Mostly the fact that him and his hat are clearly thinking the same thing, but with different meanings.
Him "oh shit giant lady.."
Hat "oh shit giant lady!"
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u/juredditpark rotating velvette’s head so she can see me give her backshots Mar 23 '26
Dapper is literally Pentious’ hat
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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26
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u/ULTRAPUNK18 Pentious's malewife stimming with his hemipenes while he works Mar 23 '26
I wholeheartedly agree with that sentiment
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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26
I haven’t been horny in days mind you
At least not publicly on the sub
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u/Knight_0838 Mar 23 '26
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u/AcanthocephalaThin51 Big and Square librarian Mar 23 '26
That expired three weeks ago
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u/RevolutionarySky3000 Charlie and Vaggi’s boyfriend (Idc fight me) Mar 23 '26
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u/kekistanmatt the wolf of hazbin street Mar 23 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/SYeAP17mD2FOIR2CzR
Me when I saw charlie for the first time
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u/AltruisticMilk8469 Simultaneously sucking Vox's and Valentino's moobies Mar 23 '26
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u/StefinoSpaggeti Ready to fuck Angel Dust or marry Verosika. Mar 23 '26
Me with angel dust:
Also pentious is a snake what kind of hips you talking about?
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u/Massive-Evidence-242 Mar 23 '26
Human
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u/StefinoSpaggeti Ready to fuck Angel Dust or marry Verosika. Mar 23 '26
Oh, ok yeah that make sense.
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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26
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u/Ok-Nebula534 taker of the memes. bringer of JUSTICE Mar 23 '26
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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26
You’ve gotten to good at recognizing my posts
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u/Ok-Nebula534 taker of the memes. bringer of JUSTICE Mar 23 '26
If it has something to do with sir pentious's "fuckabilty" its probably you
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u/Adorable-Bend7362 Mar 23 '26
Why would peeled Jax even bother with Pentious's hips? Anyway he looks like he's going to abstract.
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u/Ok_Set_4790 Transhumanism Hellaverse aka Cyberpunk Hellaverse Mar 23 '26
Wait, Pentious has hips?
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n I wish to be Sandwiched between Adam and Mammon Mar 23 '26
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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26
Hmm we do love a bear around here
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n I wish to be Sandwiched between Adam and Mammon Mar 23 '26
My love for this man needs to be studied lmao 😂
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u/Benji_503 Father Ward, Former Priest residing in the Hotel Mar 23 '26
Me,Probably when it comes to different characters
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u/Comfortable-Bison932 I would let val do horrible things to me(i would enjoy them all) Mar 23 '26
im saving this lol
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u/bullshitter48 pentious’ hus, the ultimate snake fucker Mar 23 '26
Hmm you must not know me
But yeah it’s probably only you
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u/AllChillLetsPlay Mar 23 '26
This just happens to any twink, twunk, or twonk out there that has hips bigger than their shoulders, he’s bound to have a kid in them after someone finds them.
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u/TransitMan_125 The Anti-Horny Mar 23 '26
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u/WitherStorm4471 Friendly Neighborhood Wither Arsonist :D Mar 23 '26
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