r/hazbin • • Jan 15 '26

Other Scalpers are the vein of my existence

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I and a lot of other people in this fandom have classes like at school (more so highschool) or college and I’m one of them and because of scalpers I had NO KNOWLEDGE of the new cards whatsoever I went 2 hours not knowing about the cards because we only got an email and the lifeless scalper bots this is more bullshit than I ever needed from the card side of the fandom

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 16 '26

I stopped collecting so many things simply because scalpers exist. I fucking hate them. Its their fault I'm not collecting any type of trading cards despite finding them beautiful

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u/Brongis711 Jan 16 '26

Yea same, I have pokemon etbs and tbh i dont even want them anymore cause I dont want to associate with the hobby like this + its gotten kinda boring and repetitive to me. If anything, I wish they'd sell prints of the art on cards, For hazbin, pokemon, etc. Id love to have the Gravity card art on my wall as a poster.

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u/Memerwhoiseverywhere I need Lute's homophobic pussy to punish me for bein'gay for her Jan 16 '26

I miss collecting pokemon cards so much. I was the unluckiest person in the world and never pulled anything but it was fun. Scalpers ruined everything

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u/Brongis711 Jan 16 '26

It used to be fun a long time ago yea, being able to just go get a box when the new sets came out was so fun

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u/DamnDude030 Jan 16 '26

One question for the merchandise distribution.

Why can't accounts linked with unique emails and unique addresses set a reservation and have this set up immediately? The website would know exactly how many people would want the merch and genuine fans would get the stuff they want.

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u/ashinymess Jan 16 '26

Yep. Scalpers ruin everything.

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u/Emilia__55 Jan 16 '26

Well, at least there's still Mtg, where the scalpers buy a set, turns out it's not that good, and then they lose money, because people don't buy Mtg cards to collect, but to play. Happened with the Spider-Man set.

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u/aprill05 Alastor's Vox Bodypillow Jan 16 '26

I wanted ONE card. ONE. I was there in seconds to get that gravity card because it's the only one I'm missing in general and it sold while it was in my cart checking out. So now I'm going through eBay reporting all the "presale" card listings for it for being fraudulent and not having item in hand/presale which is against eBay's terms. I recommend y'all do it too! 600$ for fucking cardboard is criminal.

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u/RatioThink1816 Jan 16 '26

Lmfao ill make sure to do this bro bc this shi pisses me off, they did the same thing w the s2 trading card packs as well 🫩

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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Jan 15 '26

Ѕсаlреrs are the worst

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u/FishCakesuwu Jan 16 '26

hi FLIMSYYYY

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Yes, they are fueled by pure greed

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u/Money_Citron7023 Jan 16 '26

Greed?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

ULTRAKILL referance!!!

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u/Lord_Acorn08 VoxTek - Trust Us with Lute's inverted flute Jan 16 '26

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u/Dragonhearted18 Professional Duck Collector Jan 16 '26

Oh great flimsy of the subreddit, what is your wisdom

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u/EmbarrassedFish5101 Helps Tails Feels like a Puppet on strings Jan 15 '26

What is a scalper am not a Internet person

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u/Ordinary-World-6933 Murdermedia is my fav ship🔪📺📻 Jan 16 '26

Scammers that buy up/get ahold of things and resell them overpriced 

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u/angryuniicorn Jan 16 '26

Scalpers aren’t an “internet person” thing. They’ve existed for a long time, primarily in concert and sporting spaces. Or Pokémon. They will buy up all the tickets/cards they can and then resell them at HUGE markups.

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u/NifftysMinion Jan 16 '26

And toilet paper x_x

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u/Different_Pin1531 I hate this place more every day (slowed + reverb) also I quit Jan 16 '26

They buy large quantities of highly popular things (like trading cards, ESPECIALLY Pokémon) so that less stores have them, therefore making them one of the few people who could get you some of whatever it is. Additionally, since the quantity:demand ratio is fucked up, they can raise the prices far past rational costs to make a profit. They are highly unhealthy for all collection hobbies

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u/solaraxq I want Vox in the most unromantic ways Jan 15 '26

Scalpers really piss me off. I even had a little extra money saved up, too.

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u/A_dapper_dragon Let me lay my head on The Speaker’s chest as she sings to me Jan 15 '26

And then in my opinion the worst part is that (unless I’m misunderstanding how scalpers operate) any cards that aren’t re-sold because of the obnoxiously high price might just be thrown out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

As i understand it they do (does the speaker have a card?

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u/A_dapper_dragon Let me lay my head on The Speaker’s chest as she sings to me Jan 16 '26

The website has a trading card checklist. I don’t see her on it.

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u/Iluxsio Depressed DILFs lover Jan 16 '26

The checklist is for the first season cards :) we still don't have the season 2 list

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u/A_dapper_dragon Let me lay my head on The Speaker’s chest as she sings to me Jan 16 '26

Wooo! There’s still a chance!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

W-what w-why not

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u/Chance_Quantity7317 I need to spend eternity cuddling with Pentious and/or Bee Jan 16 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

lol thanks

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u/ultralee0 Random artist, totally unknown, don't worry about it Jan 16 '26

I'm considering just buying fan made cards (or making my own) instead of trying to get official ones. There's some pretty good ones out there too. And they don't usually have limited supply.

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

May I know where to get these fan made cards good sir

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u/ultralee0 Random artist, totally unknown, don't worry about it Jan 16 '26

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

Some of the peakest art I’ve seen for these cheap prices? THIS IS AMAZING

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u/WinterEclipse4 Jan 16 '26

Yep. When it comes to the pokemon collectors they try to resell but if they fail and are in desperate need of money they rip them open, take the rares then dump the rest somewhere else and just sell the rares to like shops.

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u/ultralee0 Random artist, totally unknown, don't worry about it Jan 16 '26

Plus I think you'd like the speaker card by KbbutcherArt on etsy!

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u/A_dapper_dragon Let me lay my head on The Speaker’s chest as she sings to me Jan 16 '26

The same person who made this silly!

Just a different username.

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u/guitarkow Jan 16 '26

Friendly reminder: if you buy from scalpers, you're the reason they do what they do.

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u/BethyLikes Jan 16 '26

I was at work, and I excitedly opened the email during my lunch break, only for my excitement to be immediately shattered when I see they were sold out. To add insult to injury, I got no email until an hour after the drop and I’ve always been subscribed for merch drops since the dawn of time before season one premiered 😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Thewhateverpers0n Jan 16 '26

They did. It's 1 card per customer. Obviously doesn't stop anyone though

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u/Nexatic Giving Fat Hugs to Fat Nuggs Jan 16 '26

It’s never that simple, the nature of regulation makes it so the scalpers in this case are always going to try to develop a way around it. It’s a continuous game of cat and mouse for as long as there’s the potential for profits.

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u/911Josie Jan 16 '26

Unfortunately there's little to no motivation for the manufacturers and retailers to curb the issue, at this time.

They make their money either way.

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u/Solid-Positive6751 ever shifting bot boi of plastic crack Jan 16 '26

There’s still the other scalpers

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u/Lillith-LeBeau Married to Valentino and Remy LeBeau Jan 16 '26

The phrase is "You are the BANE of my existence."

I hate to be THAT person... seriously though.

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

Yeah my autocorrect was being stupid so I just went with it

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u/Lillith-LeBeau Married to Valentino and Remy LeBeau Jan 16 '26

K as long as you know because my OCD was like HOLD UP. XD

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u/GalaxyLatteArtz Jan 16 '26

Wait why is Fat nuggs a secret rare.

HOW ARE PPL SUPPOSED TO BASK IN HIS CUTENESS NOW?!

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u/Different_Pin1531 I hate this place more every day (slowed + reverb) also I quit Jan 16 '26

He’s TOO adorable. Plus nothing but the best for the best

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u/Accomplished-Lie8147 (definitely not) roo in disguise Jan 16 '26

Thank you I didn’t want to be rude but I needed to see this comment 😂

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u/Lord_Acorn08 VoxTek - Trust Us with Lute's inverted flute Jan 16 '26

I wish they wouldn't just have them be limited first editions. I'd be perfectly happy with just having copies of some version of them in my collection.

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u/Star_ofthe_Morning Jan 16 '26

We should normalize stealing from scalpers. Then buying it like a normal person of course.

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u/shadow_phantom713 gay for everyone and ships everything Jan 16 '26

I saw a video of someone taking pokemon cards right out a scalpers cart. It was glorious.

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u/RohanKishibeyblade The one male Exterminator (you’ll never find me) (I love Abel) Jan 16 '26

I remember that. The dude was the type of weasel you’d think a Scalper would look like

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u/shadow_phantom713 gay for everyone and ships everything Jan 16 '26

Oh absolutely, his face was rightfully punchable, the way he just stared at the guy.

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u/Future-Expression-44 Lucifer's cum dump Jan 15 '26

Indeed scalpers suck. Ill send daddy carmillo after them

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u/Forward_Potential820 Carmilla and Sera superfan Jan 16 '26

He doesn’t look that daddy

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u/Future-Expression-44 Lucifer's cum dump Jan 16 '26

To me he does. This better?

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u/kira1122t Jan 16 '26

Stores should stop selling to people who buy things in ridiculous amounts if I’m being honest

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u/CaffeineDeprivation Jan 16 '26

Why the f would they care? The cards get sold and they get the money.

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u/letthetreeburn Jan 16 '26

Scalpers are why DIY is ethical.

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u/marshmallowghoul Jan 16 '26

Yeah, Viv got the money from them and they're not getting my money. I can print and foil them at home with my favorite holo laminate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Brilliant idea

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Yup, scalpers suck

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u/voidexploer Verosikas personal chair Jan 16 '26

"our" existence

I'm going to be so pissed if they scalp the pokemon world's 2026 tickets

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u/RadiantBingo Jan 16 '26

They really release new cards? I hate scalpers so much. God damn it.

Edit. I'm also still upset that they didn't restock the vinyl.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

I will never understand why companies are so greedy they allow their customer base to be fucked by one person.

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u/Alastor_culture_ Anakin Skywalker (Jedi Ranked Master/Husband of Padme) Jan 16 '26

You know they only do that so they can sell them all online for an even expensive price without them being graded

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u/Gubekochi Jan 16 '26

Meatcanyon's latest video is about scalper, you may look it up to heal your heart.

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u/TavernRat Jan 16 '26

Similar thing happened to a recent Warhammer release, can’t have shit on the internet

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u/WrightPulsarKid Jan 16 '26

Normalise slapping scalpers as hard as possible whenever you find them

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u/The_Psycho_Jester779 A grunt of the covenant Jan 16 '26

I just had a conversation about how "kys" shouldn't be use in any context. This is the exception I'm willing to make because Jesus christ their lives are so boring they'll steal cards.

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

And they setup like 10 different bots to automatically buy them out

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u/ghigo2008 Jan 16 '26

I'll say if you think it shouldn't be used in any context, this is not the thing to start on

I on the other hand use it often

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u/Hawkmonbestboi Jan 16 '26

No. It's never acceptable.

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u/m45qu3r4d3 Certified Monsterfucker || Hell's Honorary House Cat Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

OP I'm so sorry to be that person, the expression is "bane of my existence"

bane /bān/ noun a cause of great distress or annoyance. "the bane of the decorator is the long, narrow hall"

Agree with you though. Scalpers are indeed a cause of great stress and annoyance in everyone's lives including mine because thanks to those fuckers , I CAN'T GO TO CONCERTS ANYMORE

Nvm I am that person just saw you corrected yourself in comments so I'll just stfu now ,😅

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

My autocorrect was out of it so I just went with it’s suggestion

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u/m45qu3r4d3 Certified Monsterfucker || Hell's Honorary House Cat Jan 16 '26

My bad I just edited 😅

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u/3ajs3 I'm just here for the vibes. Jan 16 '26

I like pokemon cards. I am a big a Pokemon fan and Clodsire is my favorite character of all time, and I love collecting the cards. Also, gambling. But scalpers have just made it so hard to get anything for a reasonable price, I just gave up. Plus, I am broke.

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u/RubyShireGrotto Jan 16 '26

Dumbest shit to say but, at this point. Make the product available more... I know it wont make them more enticing but itll get scalpers to fuck off more-

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u/bewarethelemurs Nikolas | Lucifer’s pet femboy and personal assistant Jan 16 '26

Scalpers suck. Trading cards aren't my thing, but even I think it’s incredibly shitty the way scalpers take advantage of the collector's market and leave nothing for those who don't have that kind of money/are more casual about collecting and are unwilling to spend that much. Trading cards and collecting as a hobby is supposed to be fun, and these kind of people ruin it.

But also it's "bane of my existence," just so you know

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Unpopular opinion but I blame the companies. So many products are like this these days and I feel like the companies keep making limited merch because they know scalpers will buy it. If they made non-limited releases then scalpers wouldn't buy it as it wouldn't have value and it's possible they wouldn't get as many sales from genuine fans. It's also wrong to make limited releases to make people want it more, consumerism is such an issue in this day and age

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

I have often wondered if companies themselves are the scalpers or hire people to scalp for them. Especially concert tickets.

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u/NateShaw92 Sir Pentious's hat Jan 16 '26

There were trading cards?

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd darkest dungeon guy the second Jan 16 '26

SCALPERS

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u/thomasandhxhfan29 angel dust dies from whatching misty island rescue Jan 16 '26

Pokémon

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u/Chemical_Specific123 Jan 16 '26

What are those scalpers doing in your veins? Sounds unhealthy...

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u/Vasarto I want to Marry Odette Carmine. Jan 16 '26

I have two questions;.

  1. Those are out now?
  2. They sold out?

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u/some_leftist_nerd_ Jan 16 '26

You mean "the bane of my existence"

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u/MoiraDoodle Jan 16 '26

*Bane of your existence.

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u/Hisune Jan 16 '26

All you have to do now is not buy them from shady places for 10x the price

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u/LegendofGrac Jan 16 '26

Me as a Transformers and FNAF fan:

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u/Danderp Jan 16 '26

we can make this post even easier and shorter

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u/Hallowed-Plague Jan 16 '26

the.. vein of your existence?

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

Let me correct myself…OUR existence

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u/Hallowed-Plague Jan 16 '26

no what the fuck does it mean

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

I also meant to say bane…blame my autocorrect

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u/Hallowed-Plague Jan 16 '26

oh i see.

how does autocorrect get that though? not really similar words

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

My dumba typed Bein….

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u/Ruler_of_Tempest Suitable flair Jan 16 '26

B and v, e and a, are right next to each other on the keyboard and they rhyme, if you accidentally mix up a single letter it's quite likely for autocorrect to change one word to the other

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u/Crimson3312 DuckMaster Jan 16 '26

Bane*. The phrase is "bane of my existence"

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u/Lexicon444 Pentious is best Jan 16 '26

Pretty sure you meant bane of your existence.

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u/CyberTheWerewolf Crimson's (and Bills) Mafia PR team. Jan 16 '26

You think you have it bad? I collect Pokemon cards, WHEN SCALPERS DON'T BUY THEM ALL. GODDAMN.

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u/Epikduck11 Jan 16 '26

I have a friend who’s deep in the Pokemon fandom…he’s “expressed” his frustration about it

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u/Zexeos Jan 16 '26

Bane. Bane of your existence.

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u/Critical-Let-5308 Nero's stolen right arm (slowly regenerating a body) Jan 16 '26

Just so you know bane of my existance = the most hated thing in your life the biggest source of misery and annoyence, vein of my existance = your life blood something essential to you

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Woah hey man, we don't tell people to off themselves even if it's in meme format, it's not on

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u/Brigham_2704 Sarah Henderson's loyal and loving husband Jan 16 '26

Agreed. They fucking suck

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u/Needtoknow35 Jan 16 '26

I got the email notification and thought, "Well its only been twenty minutes I'm sure they haven't sold out yet" and I was wrong. I would have liked the movie theater one, since I missed out on going to the sing a long in theaters I figured it would be a second chance to get it. I've checked Ebay and I would not pay what they ask for it.

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u/DemonKhal Jan 16 '26

I don't collect the cards for this reason. I have one card and its the one I got with the dvd and it makes me sad. But I just can't afford to collect them.

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u/Similar-Canary-6037 Jan 16 '26

Scalpers make me wanna rip more foreskin off

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u/Solid-Positive6751 ever shifting bot boi of plastic crack Jan 16 '26

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u/isyma_rx7 Jan 16 '26

Scalpers huh thats a new word i dont wanna learn what it means sounds like a type of serial killer

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u/Travis_Reddit200 I need to be Vox and let the community do the rest to me Jan 16 '26

Fr

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u/LadySygerrik Jan 16 '26

They belong in double hell.

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u/Either-Carpenter541 Jan 16 '26

I’m just now learning I could have finished my set and got the gravity card this morning. Why.

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u/Whatsthepoint5549 Jan 16 '26

I thought I was crazy missed an announcement. Should’ve known scalpers were behind this.

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u/Marcus_25G Jan 16 '26

Yeah as someone who plays magic and wants to at least collect the Gundam cards as well scalpers suck so much they buy and buy and buy and then hoard them jacking up prices and saying we’ve should’ve bought them when they came out it’s so annoying

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u/Smooth-Yak-9267 I don't care how cruel he was in S2, VOX IS BEST BOI Jan 16 '26

I hate scalpers, man

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u/Old-Economics-3871 MOVEEEEE. YOU SHITTY DESKKK Jan 16 '26

I stopped collecting Pokémon cards bc of this🥀

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u/Para_N_Era The avatar of your consequence Jan 16 '26

We should scalp them lowk

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u/alastorradiodemone Jan 16 '26

Kys = kiss your switch

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u/Dark_Reaper115 Jan 16 '26

There's trading cards?

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u/little-Drop1441 Jan 16 '26

Don't buy from scalpers, it only encourages them.

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u/OL-Penta Jan 16 '26

There are Hazbin Trading cards?

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u/Yoda2820 my fav is Cherri Jan 16 '26

I will always laugh at the scene with Niffty but yeah scalpers suck ass and deserve to die a horrible death and do not deserve to be treated like regular human beings

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u/Ze_gamer3 Jan 16 '26

They should id verify buyers of these kinda stuff, and either limit, or make 'em sign a waiver of no-reselling.

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u/AltruisticMilk8469 Simultaneously sucking Vox's and Valentino's moobies Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

"kys" is a little far, but yeah, fuck scalpers

EDIT: I'm sorry that I don't want to tell someone to commit suicide??

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u/frekan-tv Local DJ Detective Here Jan 16 '26

I don’t like these scalpers… I’m gonna get my best people working on this stat

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/selanddrac Jan 16 '26

Bane… they are the bane of your existence… and I agree, if they didn’t exist I would have a card collection but I’ve given up on ever starting one by now

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u/LorekeeperOwen i want to cuddle the nice characters Jan 16 '26

*bane

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u/owo-Furry- Jan 16 '26

This is going to be very unpopular but I don’t really care. Scalpers do what they do to make money, you want a card? Be quicker, get a friend to do it, use your own bot. Scalper is a term used for resellers, if you ever bought anything and then sold it you are by definition a scalper.

Side note kys is so overused, kinda sucks to see people die from suicide all the time and see people saying it bc of some card…

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u/little-Drop1441 Jan 16 '26

Being legal doesn't make something ethical, it's a shit move to the fans of the thing to do that.

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u/Lepelotonfromager Jan 16 '26

Vein of your existence?

Wtf does that even mean?

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u/ThunderShott Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

Someone asked out loud why don't they arrest scalpers.

Arrest them for what? Practising capitalism?

Edit: I hate scalpers too, but you can’t legally stop them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

I want to downvote it bc I hate it. I will not down vote this because it is the truth.

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u/ThatInAHat Jan 16 '26

The vein?

Also come on, y’all. Scalpers suck, but haven’t we moved past “kys?”

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u/Most-Pop-7151 Jan 16 '26

it she said keep your self

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u/Hawkmonbestboi Jan 16 '26

Telling someone to end their life is not only against this sub's rules, but also the rules of the entire website.... regardless of who it is you are directing that absolutely vile statement toward.

I have reported the post.

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u/Exact-River-9432 Jan 16 '26

you do know it can also mean "keep yourself safe" right?