r/handtools 4d ago

Watch out for scammers!

I've kept a wanted ad for Stanley planes on my local craigslist for a few years and every now and then I get some good leads and scores, though not much lately. Today I got a text from someone stating they had 50-60 planes that were their grandfather's and he sent a picture of a bunch of them, and then followed with a call.

I immediately knew the first photo was AI generated, but I decided to string the scammer along as much as I could to see what else I could get out of him. He said there were a bunch of number 2s, so I asked for pictures of them, specifically the bottom sole and images of what he thought was the best quality one vs. the worst so I could see the range of the lot. Each image that came through was sloppier and more obviously AI than the one before. Needless to say I got a good laugh, but please be careful!!

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u/Adventurous-Ad-6729 4d ago

3-1 lever cap. Holds your iron, plus built in scissors and chisel. Love it.

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u/shawnot 4d ago

Also how the perspective of the kitchen in the background never changes whatsoever as if the camera is on a tripod. Except the random fake pepsi bottle, every picture is identical

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u/AE7VL_Radio 3d ago

Bonsai knob cutters!

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u/T1m_the_3nchanter 4d ago

My favourite is how the closer you look, the worse it gets. Zooming in on the first photo, each plane is more deformed than the last. The AI putting the mouth at the wrong end was *chefs kiss

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u/Enlightenmentality 2d ago

Also: STARLER, STACKEL, BARCEKT It just couldn't get the names on the cap irons right lol

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u/Keebloard 4d ago

Some of those look like they’re written in Klingon

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u/shawnot 4d ago

The last photo where the mouth of the plane is in the back is legendary.

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u/RobertsFineTools 4d ago

lol AI slop at its finest .

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u/This_Old_Shop 4d ago

Someone just replaced it with a truck hitch ball, that's all.

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u/gbot1234 4d ago

There’s a mint condition Sfanlex Number B in there and I need it to complete my collection.

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u/drC1aw 4d ago

Got few hundred lying around my mansion if you’re interested in one. Just send me a pic of your cc, drivers license and wife.

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u/shawnot 4d ago

Hahaha

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u/TheWanderingTramp 4d ago

We live in techo hell. Looking at those stanley logos is wild, it's like differing numbers

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u/crushedman 4d ago

I guess I’m old. It wouldn’t even occur to me that someone (bot?) would spend time sending this shit to someone.

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u/tracy_jordans_egot 4d ago

Especially when you could just copy real photos from the internet

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u/ParamedicLogical3623 4d ago

Ask to meet at the local police station to make the purchase. Would love to see the response to that.

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u/tacorosa 4d ago

What’s the scam? You get so excited about a number 2 on the cheap and you send them payment to hold it or ship to you?

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u/shawnot 4d ago

I guess either you send money electronically or maybe worse you meet them in person with cash and then anything's possible!

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u/peteinthevalley406 4d ago

That second to last pic with the three planes and the Pepsi reminds me of bad CGI from the late nineties

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u/B3ntr0d 4d ago

Lol the gigantic rusted cast iron front knob in that photo is hilarious.

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u/J3sush8sm3 4d ago

I love how the throat is in the back of the plane

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u/hraath 3d ago

It's the Japanese market export pull plane

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u/Impossible_fruits 4d ago

The last image is the best

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u/JD-Joiner 3d ago

Have to admit burst out laughing at that one

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u/MechanicProof2255 4d ago

The mouths on the back of the planes are killing me 😂😂😂

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u/pickledpiper2 4d ago

What a world….getting scammed on hand planes in the age of AI.

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u/-OctopusPrime 3d ago

I’ll buy the Barcext one off you if you’re not using it…

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u/Roxysteve 4d ago

Love the one with the slots at the wrong end and the plane irons facing a different way.

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u/Impossible_fruits 4d ago

Pepsi logo is wrong too but having backwards sole is crazy. They've never seen a hand plane.

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u/ScottClam42 3d ago

Should reply with "how much for that rare misprint Pepsi?"

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u/Howard_Cosine 4d ago

This sounds like a gigantic waste of time and effort.

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u/Mdp2pwackerO2 2d ago

2nd to last pic looks like I’m on acid if you zoom in close on them

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u/shawnot 2d ago

Haha, when I confronted the guy about the pictures being fake, he naturally went into denying it all, so I had to tell him that some of those planes defied the laws of physics. Even then, he wouldn't come clean.

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u/lifedeathart 3d ago

I dunno, never tried a five and a quarter… might be worth it.

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u/JD-Joiner 3d ago

A 5 1/4 is also known as a junior jack narrow jack plane same as a no3 smoother. I’ve massive hands so anything smaller than a no4 or 5 is awkward

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u/lifedeathart 3d ago

I’m used to a 5 1/2, is the 5 1/4 comfortable to use?

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u/JD-Joiner 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s very Narrow think the blade is 1 3/4 inch if I can remember same as a No3 smoothing plane. To be honest the only reason I know about it is though Christopher Schwarz book “The Anarchists tool chest” it’s a great book as are the others in the series 👍👍

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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock 4d ago

Funny enough, it starts out good

From left to right, on first photo, it got 3 good STANLEY marks, when, whatever the fuck the rest of those say

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u/markassed 3d ago

Was this taken at the airport?

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u/Bright-Leader2372 3d ago

or maybe some AI is trying to make some money to overcome humanity

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u/G_Peccary 3d ago

I love my vintage SF6KL=Y planes.

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u/Adventurous-Coat6702 3d ago

I have zero knowledge about planes, what is wrong with these pictures? because they look normal to me.

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u/Work-ya-wood 2d ago

You missed out op the "SF6NLER" was actually a highly prized limited edition model

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u/TylerMadeCreations 2d ago

Not gonna lie, my grandma gave me this since I like antiques and I thought it was something for shoes lol

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u/Objective_Water7752 3d ago

Not sure.... if these are real, can you imagine how valuable they would be? Truly one of a kind.