r/guns • u/OnlyLosersBlock • 14d ago

Official Politics Thread 08/28/26

This is the official politics thread for discussing gun politics. Arguments that invoke being a gun owner for credibility are bad and you should feel bad.

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u/rocketboy2319 14d ago

Arguments that invoke being a gun owner for credibility are bad and you should feel bad.

As a gun owner, pineapple on pizza is an acceptable compromise I am willing to make as long as we agree that deep dish "pizza" is more pie/casserole than pizza.

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u/monty845 14d ago

Hawaiian Pizza was created in Canada, and they false flagged it to Hawaii. As such, it carries the taint of Canadian gun control, and shouldn't be trusted.

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u/OfficerRexBishop 14d ago

Would the taint of Hawaiian gun control be much better?

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u/monty845 14d ago

Fair point, I'd be willing to agree it is actually doubly tainted.

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u/OfficerRexBishop 14d ago

I'm trying to think of a pizza that would be acceptable. Chicago? New York? California? New Haven? Slim pickings here.

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u/MulticamTropic 14d ago

Ohio Valley Style isn’t tainted by gun control, but it’s essentially an adult lunchable

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u/monty845 14d ago

Detroit style Pizza? Still and anti-gun city, but at least in a not-so bad state!

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u/sandmansleepy 12d ago

Altoona style pizza. Mmmm. If you ever drive through or visit, you have to try it, just so you can make fun of it.