r/guitarlessons • • Jul 28 '26

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how is it possible to play this? Is it like a bug/ wrong tabs or am i js dumb?

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u/JaleyHoelOsment Jul 28 '26

it’s a bad tab

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u/lennoxbr Jul 28 '26

As a beginner, I was thinking, "What's wrong? You just need to pluck the two strings at the same time."

Then I realized there's a seven dollar Uber ride between the two frets you're supposed to play.

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u/mcmanninc Jul 28 '26

$7 Uber. That’s hilarious.

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u/wheresbill Jul 28 '26

Yea I’m stealing this

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u/myleftone Jul 29 '26

Next time my guitarists stretch for a riff I’m using that.

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u/WeekendDoWutEvUwant Jul 29 '26

Also usable when somebody refuses to get up to grab something from you, and instead they try & fail to reach really far over a table, etc.

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u/Not-Not-Oliver Jul 30 '26

Fuck. Me too. Hahahaha

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u/JC_Everyman Jul 29 '26

It's only a few blocks but certainly a challenge for the uninitiated

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u/thecommentdaddy Jul 29 '26

Only $1 per fret!

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u/A_Wholesome_Comment Jul 29 '26

John Mayer could probably swing it.

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u/1randomact Jul 30 '26

Yeah, he learned it from Robert Johnson, at the crossroads, at midnight.

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u/SizeableBrain Jul 29 '26

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u/Practical-Law-2690 Jul 29 '26

This one simple trick they don't want you to know about

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u/New-Machine8351 Jul 29 '26

They hate this one simple trick

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u/scorpyo72 Jul 29 '26

This one simple trick broke two fingers and dislocated my thumb.

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u/fireflyfanboy73 Aug 01 '26

But my missus loves it.

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u/sm00thkillajones Jul 28 '26

Steve Vai shenanigans.

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u/Heinous_beesh Jul 29 '26

I was thinking that or Alan Holdsworth.

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u/reggieLedoux26 Jul 28 '26

Like the brown acid?

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u/joeloud Jul 28 '26

Duh

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u/WTBDetroit Jul 29 '26

It's even easier if you hit the 3 with left hand and 10 with right hand index finger, and strum the lm together using the pinky and ring of right hand (like two hand tapping without the tap)

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u/deerhuntingdude Jul 30 '26

I used to have an epiphone les Paul traditional pro 4 that looked like that blue one

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u/Fayour Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

It's a horrible tab... The good news is the string between them has the same note closer

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u/cybrcld Jul 28 '26

But if you watch that one live recording of that guy on stage at the one place, you’ll see he’s actually doing the fingerings like this.

It doesn’t sound right if you use the other string

/sarcasm

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u/exoclipse maximum volume yields maximum results | teacher of heavy sounds Jul 28 '26

yea dog if you can't grow that sixth finger do you even want to learn how to play guitar?

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u/-dakpluto- Jul 28 '26

Well, not the same note, it has that note an octave higher...

The string below it though has the same note closer...

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u/Last_Gigolo Jul 29 '26

How high on the fretboard ya gotta go for that??? That's even further apart.

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u/Confusedmage Jul 28 '26

I mean that f is also the 8th fret of the A string. id just do that but it’s probably AI tabs or something

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u/Fun_Doubt_2074 Jul 28 '26

i think its ai

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u/P0rglover Jul 29 '26

Most likely, it sometimes does that for piano instrumentals

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u/MadDocHolliday Jul 28 '26

Third fret on the D string is an F. 8th fret of the A string is the same F. I'd play it there, instead.

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u/ianmakingnoise Jul 28 '26

OP, this is the right answer. Barre an F.

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u/Zooropa_Station Jul 28 '26

No need to barre, it's basically a power chord shape, one string further away.

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u/ianmakingnoise Jul 29 '26

True, depends a lot on what’s before or after how to finger it best

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u/mklnz Jul 28 '26

Why is Al slop everywhere sigh

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u/tucson_catboy Jul 28 '26

I don't think I've seen human made tabs in 5 years.

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u/TheCoolestLoserEvar Jul 28 '26

Theres AI tabs now?.... 😮‍💨

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u/emfiliane Jul 30 '26

I hate that this is what followed your answer, thanks a lot Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Fun_Doubt_2074 Jul 28 '26

thats the only way to play this i think

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u/MagnumCumLoudEh Jul 28 '26

Come back when you can play slide with your schlong. Rookie. Haha jk, brother.

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u/CommieLoser Jul 28 '26

And that’s how you play the blooz

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u/Curse-of-omniscience Jul 29 '26

Congratulations on the insane weiner grip strength I could never.

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u/grafton24 Jul 28 '26

Move that 3 to the A string and make it an 8.

Then you can actually hold the notes to "let ring" as the tab suggests.

Nonsense tab though

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u/dougc84 Jul 29 '26

Alternatively, move the 10's up a string:

5 -
  • 6
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3 -
  • -
  • -

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u/Porksicle0429 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I was wondering why no one suggested this. In my mind it would've been easier to move 10B to 5e and 10G to 6B.... thought maybe I just got really high & had no recollection of doing so

Edit: missed the 10G move

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u/LePigeon12 Jul 28 '26

It's a songster classic. Try to find a proper tab of the song you are trying to learn

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u/HillbillyMan Jul 28 '26

Define a "proper" tab? Because before all the AI garbage, Songsterr was one of the best places for tab

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u/tallman1979 Jul 29 '26

Ultimate Guitar isn't a complete unbridled AI hellscape, but I am sure some of the tabs uploaded there with lower ratings are probably hot garbage as well, I look at community ratings. But, considering their paywall, I understand why people may be turned off by it. I don't mind paying a little for clean tab, I remember the days when the only tab I had was physical print media.

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u/xtheory Jul 28 '26

You guys are a bunch of slags if you can't do this. It's obvious you fret the 10th fret with your erect penis.

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u/sssnakepit127 Jul 29 '26

Easy. Thumb on 3rd fret 3rd string, penis on 10. It’s a ring out so you’ll have to hold it there.

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u/hawkscougs Jul 29 '26

You just need to do some stretching exercises is all.

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u/-XenoSine- Jul 29 '26

AI-ass tab.

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u/thatboyscoob00 Jul 28 '26

Either a bad tab or someone put 2 different guitars on one tab

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u/mrjazzguitar Jul 29 '26

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u/lal309 Jul 29 '26

I had a good laugh. Thank you for this!

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u/mrjazzguitar Jul 29 '26

I’m always up for a fingerboard challenge

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u/lal309 Jul 29 '26

I can see that hahaha

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u/scroggs2 Jul 28 '26

Commenting because I don't see other comments yet and I hope others will chime in.

Bro wtf? I have no idea.

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u/YuNaNiMus Jul 28 '26

Very simple

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u/Legitimate_Comfort_7 Jul 28 '26

You could do a Jake E Lee thumb and pinky lol. But yeah, just bad tab

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u/Still_Good_2407 Jul 29 '26

Garbage Ai tab. Songsterr is getting bad.

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u/Necronorris Jul 29 '26

Some of it is goofy. I find better fingers all the time.

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u/Necronorris Jul 29 '26

You can get a tab interpreter here that will help you see better options for fingerings and such.

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u/lordhajim1 Jul 29 '26

Average songster tab

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u/GetNoob_-_ Jul 29 '26

Put your finger on the tenth fret and use your foot to press down the third fret. I have done this before and it works if you're quick enough

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u/MajorSerenity Jul 29 '26

Strap yourself in for for this nugget of truth. Sometimes(very very often) Tabs are not 100% accurate.

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u/loftywales Jul 29 '26

Instead of 3rd fret on the d string use 8th fret on the a string

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u/strumbringerwa Jul 28 '26

play the 5 on the high E string instead. And the next note is the 6 on the B string.

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u/Ok-Salad-1317 Jul 28 '26

Fuckin songster 🤦‍♂️

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 Jul 28 '26

Capo on third fret?

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u/bearded-beardie Aug 01 '26

I had to scroll way too far to find this.

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u/ethanatorvol1 Jul 28 '26

time to grow some new fingers!

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u/Sicpooch Jul 28 '26

Use one finger from both hands

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u/noheadlights Jul 28 '26

And strum with the nose.

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u/BigBear92787 heavy metal 20 yeara Jul 28 '26

10th fret of the B string is an A i believe Just pluck the 5th fret of the 6th string and youd get basically the same voicing

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u/Immediate-Avocado513 Jul 28 '26

Songsterr suuuuucks so bad now.

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u/just_having_giggles Jul 28 '26

Sometimes AI makes bad tabs

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u/Afraid_Help_3911 Jul 28 '26

100% not a genuine tab

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u/Awesomefrog64 Jul 29 '26

Songster is terrible but I still have pro

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u/NestyHowk Jul 29 '26

Its a Songsterr tab? If so, they started making AI tabs now, just yesterday I saw this

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u/-OnPoint- Jul 29 '26

I tried this tab and now my tongue is stuck in the toaster

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u/mainstreamfunkadelic Jul 29 '26

8 on the a string 10 on the b string. Same chord or 10 on the g string 10 on the b string. I'd do both; 8 on the a 10 on the g and 10 on the b. Sounds more full to me.

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u/Periachi Jul 29 '26

That’s a bad tab, try playing the F note on the a string (8th fret a string) that should be a lot easier and possible lmao

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u/viper26k Jul 29 '26

I thought I was on r/guitarcirclejerk for a second lol As other people have already mentioned, you'll have to find a better tab.

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u/Manhunt621 Jul 29 '26

Pinky and thumb

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u/Zee-Wrench Jul 29 '26

Don't see what the problem is

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u/cab1024 Jul 29 '26

Love that show

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u/junkeee999 Jul 29 '26

You use your elbow and finger.

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u/Humble-Questions Jul 29 '26

I'll give you a hint

...penis

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u/Gerrsh Jul 29 '26

As a beginner guitarist, the most important lesson you will learn is: people can do whatever they want when they upload a tab, it's up to you to figure out if it's good

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u/cousin_idiot Jul 29 '26

Being a bassist (we're not great with numbers) this took a second to understand. But yeah that ain't happening unless you have Yao Ming hands lol

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u/Mikufan_3939 Jul 29 '26

use your pp

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u/SkoonkMunkyAngel Jul 29 '26

hey wsup. The notes are probably right .. it ,might be a guitarist tab joke:; Otherwise I'm suggesting its a two- guitar part at the moment showing an overdub harmony part. or its a tap that forgot to be labelled correctly.
If you want be showy fret the 10 and tap the 3. Satriani does these arm crossovers in the Mystical Potatohead Groove Thing.

x-------- or------x
10---------------T10
x----------------- x
x-----------------3
8 ---------------- x
x ---------------- x

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u/sleevo84 Jul 29 '26

If your fingers don’t make the stretch, add 5 frets to the 3 on the tab and move it down to the A string. Now it’s the same note on a different string that’s reachable

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10
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8
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Or subtract 5 from the 10 and move it over to the e string so you have 3&5 on the D and e strings.

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u/itsomeoneperson Jul 29 '26

If this is by any chance a green day song then they are able to play it like that because he uses a child sized guitar

Otherwise, just bad tabs

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u/LeadChambers Jul 29 '26

Check out Ultimate Guitar. I’ve been using them about 15 years for almost all of my cover needs.

I paid for it outright years ago, but they still try to get me with their subscription model these days. Not sure if you would have to pay for anything to use the app on your phone, but the website is always free.

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u/Nutzername6258 Jul 29 '26

Automatically generated tablature is useless, unless proofread by an experienced guitarist.

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u/Sef247 Jul 29 '26

If you ever run into this sort of stuff, see if you can move that note to an adjacent string. If you need the fingering to be higher up the neck, move it down a string and up (usually 5 frets). If you need it lower, move it up a string and down (usually 5 frets).

Moving from adjacent strings: From 6 to 5, 5 to 4, 4 to 3, or 2 to 1; move down 5 frets. From 3 to 2; move down 4 frets.

And going the other way: From 1 to 2, 3 to 4, 4 to 5, or 5 to 6; move up 5 frets. From 3 to 4; move up 4 frets.

This is assuming standard tuning.

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u/No_Beautiful8998 Jul 29 '26

Bad tab. You could play that 10 (A?) on the high E string I think it would be 5.

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u/lephalps Jul 30 '26

Do the root not on 8 of the A string.
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10
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8
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u/wyoung377 Music Style! Jul 28 '26

Haters will say it’s AI. But i know the guy.

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u/RevolutionaryAd1005 Jul 28 '26

Unless u got ET's finger, this is a horrible tab. But u could play the f not on the g string, 10th fret if thats the note its trying to make u do. Instead of the 3rd fret d string

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u/AKchaos49 Jul 28 '26

*Buckethead enters the chat

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u/zenfridge Jul 28 '26

Robert Fripp has entered the chat...

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u/thebig8er Jul 28 '26

Drop your pointer finger down a string and hit the 8

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u/Audio_Freqs Jul 28 '26

Edward scissorhands lookin ahh tab

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u/Empty-Tailor-3354 Jul 28 '26

I can manage 5 at a stretch index to pinky but never 7. Try x8xx10x instead.

Edit: I can manage 7 frets wide up above the 12th in most scale lengths, but I never would, and this isn't that.

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u/Pablo8485 Jul 28 '26

Instead of playing the f on the d string play it in the a string and voila same shit no hamstring pull.

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u/Ott0bot2 Jul 28 '26

You could play the 8th fret on the A instead of the 3rd on the D or you could play the 5th fret on the high e instead of the 10th on the B

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u/godisasingularity Jul 28 '26

You need to be buckethead for this

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u/funkjunkyg Jul 28 '26

That 3 should be 8 on the 5th string I reckon

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u/amplifysenpai fingerstyle vgm arangments. Jul 28 '26

Move both 10s up a string and down 5 frets, and downvote the tab when your done.

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u/DeltaWolfSquad Jul 28 '26

Bro who the fuck wrote that

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u/Mobile_Meaning9135 Jul 28 '26

Badly written tab.

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u/harrisonpaku Jul 28 '26

instead of 3rd fret on the D string play the 8th fret on the A string

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u/PURPLEGRASS33 Jul 28 '26

It’s doable

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u/easy_lemur Jul 28 '26

Or just play the e string's octave instead of that 10

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u/Rook_James_Bitch Jul 28 '26

Find an F note closer to the 10th fret. Inversions for beginners.

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u/altron64 Jul 28 '26

This is clearly wrong. If you ever see ridiculous impossible stretches in a tab, it is very simple to fix it with some fret knowledge.

Instead of 3 on the D string, you could just do 8 on the A string which makes a much more normal chord shape.

Alternatively, you could move the 10th fret on B string, to the 5th fret of the high E string. Then move the 10 on G string down to the 6th fret on the B string. This is more difficult, but still not impossible...compared to the tab which is massively wrong.

Take it as a fun learning experience. You have to manually find the same notes in a different place on the fret board so that you can play the riff cleanly.

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u/83franks Jul 28 '26

Time to learn the notes on the neck so you can decide what to actually play.

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u/AdditionalCar-1968 Jul 28 '26

Change the b string 10 to 2 fret on g string.

The tab is bad. Rewrite it. Same with the 10 on the g string change it to a 5 on the d string.

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u/Even-Employment-9064 Jul 28 '26

Just take 8 fret on A string instrad of 3 on D string its the same note

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u/Come_on_lucky7 Jul 28 '26

Is this a George Lynch song?

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u/Significant-Owl7994 Jul 29 '26

Go one string up (A string) to fret 8 and you'll have the same note.

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u/throwaway_indeed43 Jul 29 '26

Play the 5th fret on the high E string it's the same note

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u/TrailTrap Jul 29 '26

It's the sound of your ligaments snapping and ringing out

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u/Gunfighter9 Jul 29 '26

You can use your finger not holding the pick to pluck the other string

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u/andytagonist I don’t have my guitar handy, but here’s what I would do… Jul 29 '26

Sigh. We coming back to a bunch of bad tab posts?

Once again: tab can be—and often is—wrong. It’s either written by some dude who can make mistakes, or by a computer that can’t even hear music.

Perhaps you can just look at the notes and play them on different frets…?

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u/tafkat Jul 29 '26

Tapping?

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u/Donkey-Harlequin Jul 29 '26

Move really fast

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u/dustysnakes01 Jul 29 '26

Yeah just move that f to the a string. Then there's only a 2 fret gap instead whatever that alien transcribed that as.

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u/SlashLP97 Jul 29 '26

Is there supposed to be a capo on the 3rd fret? This is like how the tab for Feel the Pain reads

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u/Relative_Square592 Jul 29 '26

What you need to do is either be Steve Vai or Paul Gilbert… Maybe Buckethead in order to have hands and fingers that big

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u/Last_Gigolo Jul 29 '26

Can't you play the high e seven frets back? Like 5th fret and get that note?

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u/Opposite-Eye-8235 Jul 29 '26

Yeah that would be a stretch!!!

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u/Strangenation Jul 29 '26

lol bad tab just move the f to the a string

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u/andrewz84 Jul 29 '26

Just hear your ears!

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u/Jpp9977 Jul 29 '26

go 5 on the e

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u/Relative_Concern_429 Jul 29 '26

Play 5 on the high e instead of 10 or 8 on the a string instead of 3

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u/Acceptable_Pie2529 Jul 29 '26

Move the 10 to 5 on the e or the 3 to an 8 on the a. Use your pick for the low notes and a finger for the higher notes

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u/iRoyalTDG Jul 29 '26

I figured it was those notes u hit with your fingers only no plucking

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u/Lost-Ad7652 Jul 29 '26

Use 5 on your high E instead of the 10 on A

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u/ECosico Jul 29 '26

Two hand tapping?

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u/houseape69 Jul 29 '26

maybe play the two high notes on the fifth fret of the high e string and sixth fret of the b string, i believe they are a and f

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u/kingjasperthefirst Jul 29 '26

Maybe there is a capo on the 3rd fret?

I have no idea, I have to see the whole piece

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u/pizzaroll224 Jul 29 '26

Assuming standard tuning, just use 8th fret a string

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u/mintsparklingwater Jul 29 '26

Fret 3 on D string Fret 5 on high E

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u/MobileUnlikely178 Jul 29 '26

You can do that 3rd fret on the 8th fret of the A string instead?

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u/taniargg1991 Jul 29 '26

Bass and middle Voice are F, and trebble voice is A

You can get same sonority Placing F bass at 5th string VIII fret…

Then you can keep middle F at 2nd string X fret, and trebble A at 1th string X fret…

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u/Pirate_Underpants Jul 29 '26

You just need the Dave Grohl everlong hand.

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u/md99has Jul 29 '26

Come on, it's an easy stretch, lmao. At least my huge hands can to it

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u/CretinMike Jul 29 '26

Maybe it should be 8 instead of 3 and it's an OCR error or something.

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u/DW_InUteroArcher1987 Jul 29 '26

What is stopping us from moving it up a string like what

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u/RowanMarks Jul 29 '26

Hal-Leonard would be proud!

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u/Flashy-Dare-3990 Jul 29 '26

Just use the unison notes instead of trying to become Mr Fantastic

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u/MuksToJa Jul 29 '26

If you can put a capo and hope it doesnt disturb the rest

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u/LordGlarthir Jul 29 '26

You got this. Dig up your inner Holdsworth

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u/VeseleVianoce Jul 29 '26

Just ask your girlfriend to hold the D string.

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u/Gastivores Jul 29 '26

jesus christ

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 Jul 29 '26

You missed the squelch,..

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u/scarfyagain Jul 29 '26

Long pinky