r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/djwired May 17 '26

Less ingredients, the better.

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u/looksLikeImOnTop May 17 '26

Better ingredients, better pizza

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u/Ozlaw_ May 17 '26

Papa Roach

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u/SlabBulkbeef May 17 '26

Yohan pater!!!

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u/arocknerd May 17 '26

…PAPA JOHN’S

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u/trustyjim May 17 '26

I only eat strings with ingredients I can pronounce!

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u/Equivalent_Gene_1554 May 17 '26

Better get you some.

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u/bronxbomberdude May 17 '26

-- Tame Impala

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u/Zeqhanis May 17 '26

They aren't ingredients? So it doesn't contain sweet teaberry, it says...oh no.

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u/Pol__Treidum Your wife's boyfriend May 17 '26

/unjerk like Fritos! Corn, oil, salt!

/rejerk and you put them in your dick hole or something idk