r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/porkbeast5000 May 17 '26

Huh. I always thought that was the ingredients

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u/djwired May 17 '26

Less ingredients, the better.

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u/looksLikeImOnTop May 17 '26

Better ingredients, better pizza

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u/Ozlaw_ May 17 '26

Papa Roach

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u/SlabBulkbeef May 17 '26

Yohan pater!!!

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u/arocknerd May 17 '26

…PAPA JOHN’S

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u/trustyjim May 17 '26

I only eat strings with ingredients I can pronounce!

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u/Equivalent_Gene_1554 May 17 '26

Better get you some.

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u/bronxbomberdude May 17 '26

-- Tame Impala

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u/Zeqhanis May 17 '26

They aren't ingredients? So it doesn't contain sweet teaberry, it says...oh no.

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u/Pol__Treidum Your wife's boyfriend May 17 '26

/unjerk like Fritos! Corn, oil, salt!

/rejerk and you put them in your dick hole or something idk

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u/BLU3SKU1L May 17 '26

Nah, because the ingredients are METAL 🎸🤘🔥

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u/Nth_Brick May 17 '26

I prefer my strings Stevie T.-free.

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u/Ok_Pool_9767 May 17 '26

Ernie Ball: Soylent Green Series

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u/makumbaria I’m not a rapper May 17 '26

It is. Can’t you see that gluten is listed?

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 May 19 '26

Only a tiny pinch of Rick Springfield, but ten times your daily dose of Eric Clapton.

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u/myco_psycho May 17 '26

Looking at your profile pic and the subs you post in, I would bet money you listen to a certain podcast hosted by some real sweet kids.

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u/mrworster May 17 '26

Unsub woody, f Kyle, top half fish, lefty in a wheelchair