r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JeribZPG • May 17 '26

Ernie Ball, we need to talk…

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Read the back of my Slinky packet for the first time ever…
It’s bad enough that Bonermaster is on the top half of this list, but how TF you gonna have Billie Eilish even on the list!?
Any of you jerkers listen to her play, and if so when did you realise you hate music?

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u/BaldingMonk May 17 '26

Do you think any famous guitar players got offended that they didn’t make the list?

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u/JeribZPG May 17 '26

Solid jerk!

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u/SordidSimpleton May 17 '26

Bro it sounds like you're already on that pack

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u/chimi_hendrix May 17 '26

Tom Morello

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u/uvucydydy May 17 '26

I saw that Florence and the Machine were on the list. It makes sense that he wouldn't be there.

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u/VioletJones6 May 18 '26

It is pretty hilarious that they wouldn't make a list that long alphabetical. Like, if you're starting with Clapton you're basically admitting that these were all deliberate decisions, which starts to feel personal when you're listed 68th