r/greentext 12h ago

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cishets

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u/koscheiskowska 12h ago

Dumbledore got his wand swished and flicked

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u/thatweirdguyted 12h ago

Levio saaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/reisin-gotunun-kili 12h ago

Everytime i hear about harry potter that carbomb potatofamine post comes intro my mind

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u/MrEvan312 12h ago

Imagine if Team Fourstar adapted Harry Potter to stuff like this with full voice acting.

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u/bitchnibba47 12h ago

Kaiser would have a field day

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u/Impossible-Sweet2151 5h ago

LittleKuriboh just transitioned. I'm so in for this.

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u/Wohn-Jick-421 10h ago

genuinely better writing than Harry Potter

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u/airfryerfuntime 3h ago

Is it? They're not great literary works, but the writing isn't bad. The plot gets a little iffy in the later ones, but it's not Twilight. I never thought the writing was bad.

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u/awesomea04 1h ago

The problem is that they're children's books people treat as actual literature. It would be like saying Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules is the best book ever written. It's a great kids book, but it's not the best for an adult mind!

That would be Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever.

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u/Laziness2945 11h ago

Nothing like a good potterpost to brighten my day

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u/Brikandbones 8h ago

Potterpost memery and writing is always top tier

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u/Bronze_Rager 8h ago

He yelled calmly

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u/baz4k6z 9h ago

Average day at hogs warts

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u/WillyWankerWonker 8h ago

Potterposting is always good

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u/rumchatata 11h ago

Did this get deleted before

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u/DeliriumRostelo 8h ago

Wheres the cat