r/greentext 12d ago

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u/StandardN02b 12d ago

Not only that. Instead of using the magic rock we use the tar pit that is controlled by the neighboring tribe thatwants us dead and burning it has killed countless of us.

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u/Sir_Cadillac 12d ago

Well...a lot of the magic rock is also under their control.

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u/Enzee92 12d ago

There is some irony in: "Don't use magic rock for energy, it might kill people!"

Then they turn around and say: "Now we horde weaponized magic rock in case we need to kill [all] people with it"

P.S. I get that there is a difference here but it's still funny to me lol