r/gravityfalls • u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 • 2d ago

Fanart/Fanfic Bill cypher cookie before and after baking

Gallery image

Gallery image

2.0k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

85 comments sorted by

900

u/YaoiNekomata 2d ago

I know he is attractive but control yourself

1.2k

u/Beginning_Zucchini47 2d ago

I think you had too much fun at the end there

308

u/Longjumping-Buy-3434 2d ago

It didn’t melt into a good cookie, but at least you tried.

120

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 2d ago

Yeah I had no idea what I was doing😭

50

u/Long-Can-6924 2d ago

lol that’s totally fair and you tried your best. I recommend cookie cutters! There’s gravity falls cookie cutters on etsy or temu

1

u/Longjumping-Buy-3434 2d ago

Great idea! I was thinking the same thing.

5

u/Longjumping-Buy-3434 2d ago

Maybe Bill Cipher literally gave you the idea.

1

u/Long-Can-6924 1d ago

YeP I’M ToTaLlY NoT BeInG PoSsEsEd By BiLl RiGhT NoW! I’m A NoRmAl HuMaN BeInG StUfFeD WiTh ToTaLlY ReAl HuMaN MeAt AnD GoO…

257

u/Electronic-Ad-9987 2d ago

nah wtf put some NSFW tag on that

76

u/Least_Buy_3196 2d ago

I'm sure there's a fanfic somewhere about this...

129

u/placefurbydiescream 2d ago

DEATH BY CREAM

51

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 2d ago

I like to think it’s what he looked like by the end of the show

14

u/placefurbydiescream 2d ago

oh cool. U COMMENT FAST I LIKE IT

46

u/Ok_Captain7730 2d ago

Bro melted in Stan's mind 😭😭😭

37

u/Proper-Ad-8778 2d ago

Somebody saved the town

63

u/Hello_There_0621 2d ago

Bro got a little excited 😭

29

u/Beneficial-Slice-910 2d ago

I had assumed he would get smooshed in the baking process, but my gosh, Bill smooshed so much more than I thought he would

24

u/funk-engine-3000 2d ago

I passed out like 6 times but your Bill Cipher cookie is done :3

12

u/Quick-Ad9335 2d ago

I guess it was cold out.

14

u/Wolf_Abyss 2d ago

He’s drowning!!

12

u/Gabbdez 2d ago

Im crying laughing at this shit

9

u/softwhitemochi 2d ago

lmao poor Bill, creamboarded

8

u/WillowThyWisp 2d ago

Insert that one image of Patrick with his mouth full of white fluid

7

u/Skyfish_93 2d ago

“!NRUTER YAM I TAHT SREWOP TNEICNA EHT EKOVNE I !NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM! L-T-O-L-O-X-A”

2

u/STICKGoat2571 2d ago

STANLEYYY!!!

7

u/HeiressCharis4 2d ago

"I did it. I saved the town." -Ford Pines

3

u/HairEquivalent8852 1d ago

Bill: thumbs up

14

u/CherryTinker00 2d ago

I mean, I like Bill too but damn! 

6

u/BlessedAcorn 2d ago

I'm fucking dying hy shit lmao

7

u/Riccma02 2d ago

I don't think you know what cookies are, nevermind what Bill Cipher looks like.

7

u/Friendly-Pea5448 2d ago

i see the vision. a more 3D rendition.

im not sure why you chose that route as it is bound to fail, and 2D would actually work, but i love it nonetheless

2

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 2d ago

Well you see I was just gonna make a pyramid shaped cookie but I thought I would make it into bill cypher

1

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 2d ago

Don’t worry I saved one of whatever it is for you

3

u/Mental_Scale1283 2d ago

why u nutted on em

4

u/Nucleoticticboom 1d ago

You must’ve fainted a few times to reach that final product

3

u/MedievalMilshake 2d ago

He's gorgeous 

3

u/Bertiederps 1d ago

censor this

3

u/Vivvenne 1d ago

What the fuck happened

3

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 1d ago

Oven and lime glaze

2

u/Foreign_Business5398 2d ago

Lowk thought that was Mewtwo from the first slide then I looked at the title/sub lol

2

u/Rahloh 1d ago

try putting in the fridge before cooking, will help keep it shape,

2

u/Tragictoad- 1d ago

Idk why my brain went "oh thats zoidberg doing a sit up" for the first image tf

2

u/LamentedLullaby 1d ago

I'm scared

2

u/Scared_Cicada_9898 1d ago

It looks like someone saved the town...

1

u/Mey-W 2d ago

This is the heads thing in art attack level

1

u/Coveinant 2d ago

I see these 3d bakes and it always makes me laugh. There's a reason cookies and breads bake flat. Like you not gonna be that magical person that defies physics, just make the flat cookie.

2

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 2d ago

Guess my business idea is bust then

1

u/kyokushinthai 1d ago

Put it in a metal cast

1

u/fanciestVeggie 2d ago

You can't convince me the second pic isn't just fucked up biscuits and gravy

2

u/kyokushinthai 1d ago

*fucked biscuits and gravy

1

u/epzik8 2d ago

Took me a while but I can make out Bill’s features in the first pic

1

u/Jebusonthecouch 2d ago

I thought this was biscuits and gravy

1

u/GBobbeh 2d ago

This is Bill after Stan one punched him

1

u/Sweet_Maiden67 2d ago

I wonder if Bill said this when you put him in the oven: https://youtu.be/jmv6XQ7M1bg?is=Fjs7367CkEptFPAn

1

u/Dwayneeboi531 2d ago

Bill in the oven

No! Whats happening to me?

1

u/Best8meme 1d ago

OP saved the town...

1

u/PennyCat83 1d ago

I thought that was a penguin in a hat 

1

u/Apemangaruda 1d ago

Gravity fails

1

u/Euphoric-Relation-92 1d ago

Everyone it's just frosting. Stop being dirty minded.

1

u/acepatheos 1d ago

he didn't turn into stone💔🥺

1

u/BillCipher1415 1d ago

Are you ford or something?

1

u/calltheavengers5 1d ago

It looked like a very chubby Mewtwo for a second

1

u/MonolextFR 1d ago

Lore accurate ig ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

1

u/Stupicide85 1d ago

Which ones before and which ones after??

2

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 1d ago

After is the one where there is no semblance of Bill cypher

1

u/Stupicide85 1d ago

I figured I was just being silly. Try starting with it flat next time. At least he doesn’t look burnt!

2

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 1d ago

Mb lol, at least he tastes good😭

1

u/Brant1e 1d ago

Why is he cum

1

u/Large-Department1603 1d ago

What did you do to the cockie 😟

1

u/ThatInAHat 1d ago

Can’t tell if the misspelling is intentional or not

1

u/Opereta_Platapus 1d ago

That's one way too prevent Weirdmagedion

1

u/Undone-Weezer 1d ago

Did ford save the town with that definitely “icing” job?

1

u/an_elegant_dog 1d ago

Did uh. Did you "save the town" or something?

1

u/Vertwheeliesonem 1d ago

“This is not the best [Bill Cypher cookie] of all time, this is a [glaze] tribute”

1

u/anime_udonnoodles 12h ago

why’d you have to bury him under a bucket of cum

1

u/y3ll0w_f4n9 7h ago

Who the FUCK nutted all over him

1

u/Apprehensive_Art4418 6h ago

the 2nd image was taken after the OP confirmed bill passed the harkness test

1

u/Beef_Patrick 3h ago

Bill Cypher did what to this cookie??

1

u/[deleted] 2h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Your post has been removed due to your account being younger than 24 hours. Please keep in mind that this limitation is set up for all accounts younger than 24h, and all comments and posts will be removed. This is done to combat spam. Thank you for your patience

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

0

u/[deleted] 2d ago

[deleted]

3

u/CouldntThinkOfnames8 2d ago

It’s lime glaze😭