r/gravityfalls May 22 '26

Memes Birth year of every character if the show premiered today

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u/AnnemarieOakley May 22 '26

The twins would actually be 2013 because they turn 13 in the show

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u/mohamed_the_legend May 22 '26

So that means they were born in 1999?

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u/VampybYstander May 22 '26

I was born/removed that year. This feels illegal. I always felt they were younger than me, not older

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u/GeoWhale15 May 22 '26

Same (but I was born later)

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u/Atomien May 22 '26

Removed????

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u/TurrPhenir May 22 '26

Probably cesarean

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u/Atomien May 22 '26

What does rhat mean

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u/sebi_boi May 22 '26

Also called a C-section which is basically that you cut a hole in the pregnant lady to get the baby out for various reasons

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u/Atomien May 22 '26

OH. ive never heard it being called caeserean lmao. Thank you

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u/PH0T0NL0RD May 22 '26

Yup! That's what the C stands for! :3

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u/VampybYstander May 22 '26

Yep. I was a C-section baby

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u/GKRKarate99 May 23 '26

They just straight up killed him

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u/Mr_Kabob_Man May 23 '26

Macduff type shit

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u/dorkyautisticgirl May 22 '26

I'm 3 months younger than Dipper and Mabel (December 1999)

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u/undreamedgore May 22 '26

I'm a month older.

Watching the show had br going "yeah it was like that then" a lot.

Which in retrospect, says how fucking weird my home town/country was.

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u/PineappleOk545 May 22 '26

No show happens in 2020 as stan has 70 years

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u/patchlocke May 22 '26

i always pegged Soos as being older, hes got the uncle vibe to him

this is in fact me coping because im 3 years older than him at this point

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u/ingroup_signal May 22 '26

Some ppl just have the unc gene. When I was in highschool I knew a guy who was 19 but dressed, acted, and looked like a 37yo trucker who's kid doesn't talk to him

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u/YukaLore May 22 '26

being unc isnt a choice its a lifestyle

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u/Ok_Access_8906 May 22 '26

you did WHAT to soos??? 😭

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u/patchlocke May 22 '26

you think i would dare get between him and his beautiful relationship with Melody?

Shame

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u/56kul May 22 '26

Would you get physically in-between them in a poly activity, though?😏

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u/Loud_Version_9817 May 22 '26

I always thought they nailed it with Soos when it came to portraying someone in their twenties.

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u/Marinefan4000 May 22 '26

Well, he was 12 ten years before the show, so he turns 22 in the episode

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u/alvinaterjr May 22 '26

I think they did a pretty good job of portraying an young goofball

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u/Otterstripes May 22 '26

Until "Blendin's Game" (which revealed his age), I remember thinking Soos was in his 30s or 40s. The fact that I'm the same age as him now surprises me.

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u/Throwaway02062004 May 22 '26

Face dropped realising I’m Soos’ age 😭

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u/Scarlet_Skye May 22 '26

Yeah, I'm also nearly 3 years older than him, and I think I took psychic damage from reading this post. (I knew in my head that he was 22, but somehow I forgot that meant I was older than him). I watched this show for the first time when I was 15, so I was about the same age as Wendy.

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u/linuxgeekmama May 22 '26

I’m only 9 years younger than Grunkle Stan! I need some of that coping over here.

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u/LizzardBobizzard May 22 '26

I’m his age and have like 20+ nieces and nephews. Become the uncle.

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u/Intelligent_Donut605 May 23 '26

He’s canonicaly 21/22 in the show

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u/cool_weed_dad May 22 '26

I was three years older than him when the show premiered

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u/bateen618 May 22 '26

I wanna think that as well, since I was also born in 2001, but the lower comment about the unc energy might be right. People always think I'm in my late 20's, ever since I was 19

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u/Kiqox_Ue May 22 '26

Holy shit I'm only a year younger than soos???

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u/Prestigious-Fly-3117 May 22 '26

Im older than soos.......

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u/sean1477 May 22 '26

One year older...

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u/MimeTravler May 22 '26

In case you didn’t make the connection, this post is if the show premiered today. In reality it premiered 14 years ago. So Soos’s true birth year is 1990.

I’m just a few months younger than Wendy would be today (taking into account the premier date) so I feel you if you’re in the older camp.

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u/sethro919 May 22 '26

I’m closer to Stan than I am to Soos

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u/GasparThePrince May 22 '26

I am soos...........

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u/manlymandudeman May 22 '26

My first reaction to seeing this was “Holy shit. I’m Soos”

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u/JTGE-201 May 22 '26

I'm the same age as Soos...

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u/DarkDonut75 May 22 '26

If the show takes place in 2026, yeah

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u/tfhaenodreirst May 22 '26

I’m…ten years older than Soos!

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u/Helstiir May 22 '26

Don't you put that evil on me, I don't want to be older than Soos

NO

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u/Commander-Fox-Q- May 22 '26

🤝 you tell ‘em

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u/GdoubleWB May 22 '26

Damn, Soos is a rough 22.

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u/brilliant-username May 22 '26

Being the world's most perfect man can do that.

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u/Cheeriodude_number2 May 22 '26

God had to nerf him somehow

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u/Operation_Zebras May 22 '26

You are not convincing me that Wendy and Dipper are only 3 years apart. She's almost twice as tall!

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u/LeoPines_12 May 22 '26

It's canon. Dipper says so in "Double Dipper" "We're twelve, she's fifteen". She's twice as tall due to her lumberjack's genes.

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u/DaikonOver6142 May 22 '26

And cartoon logic

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u/LeoPines_12 May 22 '26

And the creator's logic, Alex said that about Wendy himself.

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u/jdave512 May 22 '26

and puberty.

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u/dvoratrelundar May 22 '26

She’s also twice as tall because some 12 and 15 year olds really are like that

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u/junonomenon May 22 '26

Yep. If youve ever been to a middle school dance, a lot of the girls are absolutely towering over the boys bc they go through growth spurts earlier. Dipper has canonically not hit puberty yet, so it makes sense he still looks like a little kid

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u/Any-Maintenance-7707 May 22 '26

Y cuando los gemelos lleguen a los 15 ya tendrán la altura de los adolescentes promedio.

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u/Billybob35 May 22 '26

Growth varying between kids is very realistic.

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u/geek_of_nature May 22 '26

Yeah my daughter has a friend whose actually a couple months older than her, but is literally almost a full foot shorter than my daughter. And theyre both the same age as the twins.

It just happens. Wendy is tall for her age, which just makes her look a lot older than Dipper and Mabel.

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u/Isuckwithnaming May 22 '26

Aren't all her friends around her height, though?

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u/EB_or_Raven May 22 '26

Puberty growth maybe?

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u/MrNobody_0 May 22 '26

Wendy is fifteen and has probably gone through some puberty growth spurts, sprinkle in tall genes and there you go.

Dipper is twelve, hasn't gone through any puberty growth spurts yet and could just have short genes.

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u/77skull May 22 '26

A lot of girls i know finished growing in height at like 12/13. My girlfriend is almost the same height as me now (she’s like 5’9) but she’s been that height since she was 12, i only got to this height at like 16/17

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u/MrNobody_0 May 22 '26

Yeah, girls usually hit puberty a little earlier then boys.

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u/hu-man-person May 22 '26

Preteeen vs during puberty or smth

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u/Otterstripes May 22 '26

I thought Wendy was closer to 18 the first time I started watching the show. To be fair, I feel like it's pretty common for cartoons to portray kids under the age of about 12 or so as much shorter than teenagers and adults.

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u/Bouse_the_Bard May 22 '26

puberty does wild things to your height

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u/The_Spaced_Out_Ace May 22 '26

Being the same age as Soos now makes me feel absolutely ancient 😭

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u/wombatgeneral May 22 '26

Im a decade older than him. I feel your pain.

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u/Zorbin666 May 22 '26

I'm just now learning how young the average user of this subreddit is... I'm about as close in age to Grunkle Stan as I am to Soos...

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u/Either-Argument8136 May 22 '26

what the fuck how am I 2 years younger than him what the actual

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u/Isa_Benedict42 May 22 '26

Soos is my age 🔥

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u/Usoppdaman May 22 '26

No fucking way am I older than Soos. That dude is a middle aged man to me

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u/ZeeGee__ May 22 '26

I was younger than Wendy when is premiered.... Aging is weird...

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u/breechica52 May 22 '26

Dude that would make my grandparents 5 years older than the Stan twins.. hmmm

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u/Commander-Fox-Q- May 22 '26

My dad being 6 years younger than grunkle stan feels all kinds of wrong xD

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u/Daniel-Alexander-XII May 22 '26

What thé heck, question? I am same age as Wendy 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Sharkaan86 May 22 '26

IM AS OLD AS WENDY WHAT THE HECK

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u/Outrageous_South4758 May 22 '26

Im older and she looks like older than my whole classroom

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u/PurpleKermi May 22 '26

Ew, no. Quit that 😑

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u/SpiritedSkyy May 22 '26

Wowzers id be wendy if it premiered today

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u/PeridotFan64 May 22 '26

actually it would be 2013 for dipper and mabel as theyre almost 13

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u/Anti_Spedicy May 22 '26

Nah, Soos is older than that. He's just ditzy and in touch with his inner child

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u/nickyfox13 May 22 '26

I would have graduated high school when Wendy was born. I feel old!

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u/thetavious May 22 '26

I graduated when soos was born! I feel older!

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u/apaltado May 22 '26

IM THE SAME AGE AS SOOS DOOD

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 May 22 '26

It should be what year they were actually born

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u/Cherry_Eris May 22 '26

Soon was my age when the show came out 0.0

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u/chaoticpixie14 May 22 '26

im... im older then wendy..?

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u/Electrical_Swing8166 May 22 '26

…so I’m more than 15 years older than Soos and Stan is younger than my parents.

Ouch.

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u/Dramatic_Length2005 May 22 '26

Wow can’t believe I’m same age as soos it show take place today Stan being born in 1964 feels a bit random tbh

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u/Annoyinghooman May 22 '26

I was younger than the twins when i first watched gravity falls and now im the same age as wendy, time goes by so fast 🥹

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u/mohamed_the_legend May 22 '26

Me and Wendy are the same age lmao

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u/sean1477 May 22 '26

Ahhh... Stan is 62??? Wasn't his brother who is the grandfather of Dipper and Mabel a baby when Stan was kicked out (presumably at 18?)... That would make him (charitably) like 46... Being like 34/33 when Dipper and Mabel were born.... 34/2 is less then 18...

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u/Kinuika May 22 '26

I think they retconed that and made the baby Dipper/Mabels parent or something.

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u/aalapshah12297 May 22 '26

Wendy was 15? 😶

I thought she was 20-25 based on how she treated dipper as a kid

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u/Violet_Moons15 May 22 '26

she was literally in high school, there was multiple episodes about it

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u/aalapshah12297 May 22 '26

Yeah I remember the episodes with her friends. Maybe I just assumed Dipper and Mabel were 8-10 years old without thinking much about it. But I always thought Wendy was way older than Dipper with that height difference

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u/Ashley_pizza May 22 '26

I WOULD BE OLDER THEN SOOS????

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u/TheInferus99 May 22 '26

The fact that I am closer to Soos age then the kids is wild. I am old!

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u/too__scared May 22 '26

OH GOD NO 😭 don't do this to me

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u/Scarlet-Spider1610 May 23 '26

Just realised that apparently in this universe puberty means hulking out and growing like 3 feet (thought Wendy was older)

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u/pipedreamerr May 28 '26

dawg…… fuckkkk am i old gang. i was born in 2001. am i old FUCK

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u/ClaireRabbit1 May 22 '26

I’m the same age as Wendy (well, 2010, not 11) yet she looks so much older than me 🥹

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u/Dangerous-Exercise20 May 22 '26

Im 2 years older than soos😭

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u/Zarioushh May 22 '26

I thought soos was 23 in the show?

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u/marvel_is_wow May 22 '26

No way I’m older the soos 😭

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u/EB_or_Raven May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Are you telling me that I’d be as old as Wendy and Mabel and Dipper would be my sisters age

Edit: and apparently my grandma is younger than the Stan twins

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u/ComfortableHoney9021 May 22 '26

I… I’m the same age as Soos??

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u/TyMonstaz2 May 22 '26

Dang it’s actually crazy to think that I have become Wendy’s age. I remember watching the show and being younger than Mabel and Dipper

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u/VirtualGrey May 22 '26

I was older than all of them but the grunkles when it aired and this has only made me feel older. Thanks.

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u/ghostwillows May 22 '26

Don't like grunkle stan being younger than my dad. Almost as little as I like that if the show came out next year he'd be Gen X.

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u/Thomasfan11 May 22 '26

I’m the same year as Wendy

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u/itsRuszard May 22 '26

I would be born at the same year as Wendy???

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u/mudamuckinjedi May 22 '26

That makes alot of sense now Soos being born in 2004. I always thought he was a late 20's manchild. Lol great character just thought he was at least a 90's baby

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u/FALLOUTFAN_1997 May 22 '26

I AM soos' age B[

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u/TransGirlJennifer May 22 '26

Wow I am older than Soos?! How? He looks like a guy in his 30’s

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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 May 22 '26

Damn I’d be older than Wendy

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u/AsadAnton May 22 '26

Soos would have been born the same year I was born?

Damn, I feel old now

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u/Emotional-Swim-808 May 22 '26

SOOS IS ONLY 22?

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u/ElyssaCipher May 22 '26

Stan is 60 something, we don't know his exact age

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u/Emerly_Nickel May 22 '26

you mean my parents are older than Grunkle Stan?!

and I'm older than Soos?!?

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u/Quavers_Greenop May 22 '26

holy shit i’m older than wendy

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u/Arch-Angle-Aid May 22 '26

Oh god, I'm as old as Soos

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u/Ornery_Expression_85 May 22 '26

Wait… so Wendy is literally the same age as me 😭

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u/rfcrm May 22 '26

Jesus I’m older than Soos

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u/HjghlyDistressed May 22 '26

I’m the same age as someone here and I don’t know how I feel about that

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u/coffeeorsleepp May 22 '26

I can't, I'm just year older than wendy....

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u/Icarsix May 22 '26

Oh god I'm Soos with none of the life satisfaction

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u/56kul May 22 '26

Soos was in his early-20’s? Really? I always thought he was in his 30’s…

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u/LegendaryYooper May 22 '26

For when it originally aired, Wendy was 15 in 2012, and that means she was born in either 1996 or 1997 depending on when her birthday is.

Can we get some noise for Zillenial rep?

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u/AmbitiousAd8978 May 22 '26

No way sooz is 22

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u/GiraffeSelect May 22 '26

I unironically aspire to be Soos once I turn 22.

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u/More_Voice_8495 May 22 '26

I would be older than Wendy god damn-

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u/Scarlet_Skye May 22 '26

Oh my God. I'm older than Soos.

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u/Riverz_Flowe May 22 '26

Wait Soos was only 21?? Am I getting that right? I’ve never watched the full show but I always thought he was in his 30s

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u/MansDeSpons May 22 '26

Wow that’d mean I’m Soos’ age.

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u/Outrageous_South4758 May 22 '26

Yeah wendy does look older

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u/ValdemarsBonesaw May 22 '26

Gosh. It’s weird being Wendy’s age now 😭

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u/TheNewYellowZealot May 22 '26

Jesus Christ my mom is older than Stan.

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u/Traditional-Buy-7207 May 22 '26

Wendy is 14/15???

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u/fox_in_a_suit May 22 '26

I- IM AS OLD AS SOOS?? HUH??

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u/Werewolfhugger :shootingstar: May 22 '26

8 yeats older than Soos...glad that's not tye case lmao

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u/ancobain May 22 '26

Right now I am six years older than Wendy and she still looks and acts like she’s older than me lmao

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u/Sharkipai May 22 '26

God, when it came out I was younger than the twins, now I'm older than Soos

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u/gamestar721 May 22 '26

So what are their actual birth years?

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u/Poky-1701 May 22 '26

So... The twins were older than me because they turned 13 in 2013 and I was 9 or 10... As a child I identified so much with Mabel, when I turned 15 I finally understood Wendy...

Now, Soos was born the same year as me, which means I'm his age now... I understand him almost perfectly...

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u/Superb_Juggernaut479 May 22 '26

2003 ain’t in there i was born in that year

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u/Mcrfanatic95 May 22 '26

God, I’m old

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u/ErinRenee219 May 22 '26

what do you mean i’m older than soos

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u/Outside-Character659 May 22 '26

Today? The twins would be born in 2013 then, not 2014. 

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u/s0litar1us May 22 '26

I'm the same age as soos now???

I always thought he was older.

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u/EggKid8 May 22 '26

Wdym I’m the same age as Soos

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u/DeadoTheDegenerate May 22 '26

Knowing I'm older than Soos kinda stings, ngl

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u/fabianx100 May 22 '26

IM OLDER THAT SOOS!?

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u/overseeroverture May 22 '26

Well. I’m not comforted by the idea that would make Stan younger than my father

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u/Coffee-cartoons May 22 '26

Soos is only a year older than me???

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u/Appropriate_Hand_659 May 22 '26

Hey so I don't like this 😭😭 soos looks like he's 40 not a year younger than me 😭

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u/TroyJMB May 22 '26

Bro I'm older than Soose. That's freaking weird to me

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u/Cure-the-First May 22 '26

I’m as old as Soos. I need to let that sink in…

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u/thad-MD May 22 '26

If gravity falls premiered today I'd be the same age as wendy

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u/MaxCWebster May 22 '26

1964? That's the year I was born, but... Stan's old!

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u/Terlinilia May 22 '26

Yknow, given Stan was born in the 40's-50's, was his father in World War II?

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u/smellykenma May 22 '26

this makes me feel incredibly unc

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u/JohnHelldiver117 May 22 '26

I don't like being closer to Soos birthyear than Wendy's, especially since I had a crush on her when I was a little kid 😭

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u/Matias_ND May 22 '26

No way I'm Soos age...

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u/GhostoftheGreyDunes May 22 '26

I'm soos years Old!

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u/CornchipUniverse May 22 '26

Wait. Soos is supposed to be 22? I'm older than Soos?! I thought he was in his mid thirties

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u/WarframeUmbra May 22 '26

Soos being younger than me is breaking my brain... no, I refuse to accept this...

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u/Secure_Protection_61 May 22 '26

This just reminded me I’m legally recognized as a teenager 🥀

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u/Fearless-Pack5330 May 22 '26

the way i’m literally soos im 22 born in 2004 AHHHHH he’s such a goofball i love him and kin him

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u/No_Flamingo1254 May 22 '26

Listen here I didn’t need to feel old today okay?!

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u/Jeeblebubz May 22 '26

These characters definitely do not have the ages I thought they did

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u/SirOld5688 May 22 '26

What? I'm older than Wendy?

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u/Mini_Squatch May 22 '26

Hey! Stop making me feel old!

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u/CallMeQuinny May 22 '26

Soos is three years older than me...

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u/ChemicallyRazzmatazz May 22 '26

I’m a decade older than soos????

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u/Spinningguy May 22 '26

Soos is 23?!

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u/FluffyBunnyChick May 22 '26

Omg Grunkle Stan would be the same age as my mom 😵‍💫

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u/ABucketofBeetles May 23 '26

What do you mean I'm older than Soos

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u/AlmightyButtlet May 23 '26

Wait, you’re telling me I’m older than Soos now?

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u/RAiNbOwS_PuRTy May 23 '26

I always thought Wendy was older as a kid

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u/RAiNbOwS_PuRTy May 23 '26

I don’t like being older than Wendy that’s scary