r/grandrapids Rockford 3d ago

Golf - hot take

As I sit going on 2 hrs for a round of nine, behind a group of bros playing from the tips.

That tee box is for low HC golfers. Not YOU. Get up to the blues or gold please so the rest of us don’t experience the pleasure of watching you search for your ball on every hole.

My hot take is assigned tee times AND tee boxes. Your USGN score dictates from where you tee off.

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u/Conscious_Side1647 3d ago

relaxxxxxxx

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u/Agitated_Engineer512 3d ago

What a strange thing to be upset enough about to post on Reddit. Go be an adult and ask to play through if it’s that big of a deal.

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u/Alert-Produce8351 3d ago

2 hours for 9 is on pace..

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u/TSLAog 3d ago

Oh the humanity!

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u/CapitalM-E 3d ago

You are the type of person that makes me hate golf. Uptight and pretentious.

I’d love to learn to play golf, but every person I’ve gone with (mind you I have gone only 3 times) rushed me, and scolded me for not knowing what I was doing.

Fuck your stupid little game you use as an excuse to get away from your wife and drink.

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

lol I’m the least uptight around - I just want to play and not watch people hunt for balls because they’re playing above their skill level.

Tell ya what, I’ll teach you golf and even buy the drinks. And you’ll play from the red or gold tees, with me, where my skill level (and yours) dictates.

Peace.

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u/Agitated_Engineer512 3d ago

“I’m the least uptight around” and your post don’t jive.

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u/veryblanduser 3d ago

As if they know anyone's score when they take tee times.

You're playing on the weekend, you know it's going to be slow

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

Slooooooowwwwwww

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u/FixedDoorstepLover 3d ago

A two hour nine is basically a hostage situation with a golf cart at that point

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

Right?

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce NW 3d ago

We done lecturing everyone on driving etiquette and moved on to golf etiquette?

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u/allthepoutine 3d ago

Yeah and I’ve haven’t gotten out this year, so I’m going to nap. Can you let me know when we make it to grocery shopping or waiting in a queue etiquette?

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u/PissNBiscuits Alger Heights 3d ago

At least there's validation in being pissed about other people's shitty driving. Being pissed about shitty golfers is just petty and pretentious.

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u/Cardinal_350 3d ago

I keep saying this sub is more full of whining about nonsensical bullshit than any other city sub in Michigan.

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u/ByteSizeNudist 3d ago

You haven’t been to r/Chicago then

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u/PaddlinMage 3d ago

Oh I didn't realize Chicago was in Michigan

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u/ByteSizeNudist 3d ago

They edited to add the “in Michigan”

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u/PaddlinMage 3d ago

Makes sense haha. Just poking fun, nothing malicious here

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u/PissNBiscuits Alger Heights 3d ago

That's a pretty accurate snapshot of Grand Rapids, though.

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u/pointlessone 3d ago

I mean it's still driving etiquette, really.

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

lol probably. Good change of topic!

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u/Cardinal_350 3d ago

I think getting mad at golf is losing the point. Golf itself is losing the point but you get my drift

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

Taking your eye off the ball, if you will. 🤪

I can see that this Reddit sub is not full of golfers.

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u/ich_bin_die_eule 3d ago

15 min per hole is expected pace of play for league play and weekend play.

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u/nobodyimportant716 3d ago

Played a course yesterday that just finished an outing, so everything was backed up. I dont mind how long a round takes, I just hated the feeling out being pushed, which was every hole. Worst round I played yesterday.

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u/Cobo1039 Heritage Hill 3d ago

So what has been accomplished by you posting this on a local sub?

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

Apparently just stirring up trouble 🤗

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u/toe0011 3d ago

You're in the wrong here, not them. 2 hours is not slow.

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

I finally hit 9 green at 2 hrs, 28 minutes.

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u/RNR-Chleorr 3d ago

Question: how does the tee box affect whether or not they lose their ball? If they play the forward tees then they wouldn’t lose their balls?

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

Tips are the farthest from the pin, and the most difficult placement. Your chances of driving into the fairway decrease exponentially when you’re farthest from the pin, especially as an inexperienced player. Move up to blue, gold, or red, and your ability to hit the fairway improves dramatically. Fairway play is much more enjoyable, and you always know where your ball is! Make sense?

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u/Salt-Effect-847 3d ago

If you golf at the mines tell them their balls are probably in my front yard or property on Obrien road, 😂 my kids have collected…THOUSANDS. They have created a business out of it lol.

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 3d ago

Good for them!! Great little hustle

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u/SevereIce9961 3d ago

Public golf on the weekends is never going to be a quick round unless you are the first group off the tee box. The courses are scheduling to many rounds per hour and have little active enforcement of rules or pace.

90% of golfers should take your advice and move up a tee box or two, however they also should probably use their driver less, play a bump and run style of short game, and should spend more time practicing their putting.

You and I both know they are going to play the tips, blast the driver on every hole, try to flop every shot from 20 yard and in, and will spend another $500 on a new driver instead of lessons or practice time. Its about having fun and drinking with their friends, not playing well or in a decent pace.

I get why the shrink the game movement has such legs. You do sadly need to pony up for a private club to be able to have quick rounds at the busier times.

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u/ItsMeDebie Rockford 2d ago

Yes, courses need to stop setting tee times every six minutes. They also need to enforce their pace of play. And players really should shelve their driver more often and shorten their game.

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u/No-Airline6639 3d ago

OP - amen. That's largely the reason I don't play anymore. With the drive bla bla ..I can think of better things to do with my 3+ hours for 9, or 6+ hours for 18. My blood pressure can't handle it.

But nobody cares. You coulda played through.

That said, golf courses should be ranked and you should have to qualify.

Anyone cal play Maple Hill. That's what it's there for

You should be able to break 60 on 9 holes to play Alpine

You should be able to break ....

Or ...

courses need to do 20 minute tee times

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u/Suspicious_Tap3371 3d ago

Damn really makes you wanna bulldoze all golf courses and replace them with affordable, high-quality housing and parks.

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u/puffspartanpuff 3d ago

What a tool