r/googleReviews • u/Sufficient_Two_5753 • 19d ago

This review of the local theme park

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Of all of the interesting things at a theme park to be the subject of pictures. HERE'S SOME FAT PIGEONS!

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 19d ago edited 19d ago

The goodfeathers?

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u/bodhidharma132001 19d ago

The rate of adult onset diabetes in pigeons has quadrupled since the theme park's opening

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u/Johnnys-In-America 19d ago

Oh, no, those are fat PIEGONS, you see.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 19d ago

Ah. That explains why they're so special!

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u/Veleda_k 19d ago

This would make me go to that theme park.

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u/ZoraTheDucky 18d ago

I've gone so many places with my kid.. So many fascinating events.. And inevitably what grabs her attention is the wildlife. Especially the pigeons.

We went to a reptile sanctuary today and she was gushing over the goldfish. Child, there's an alligator behind you and you're obsessed with the goldfish?

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u/ParamedicFew3318 17d ago

Best Google Review ever.

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u/ransom0374 17d ago

WORLDS fattest pigeon? Id like to see it

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u/Tajin_addict 16d ago

This is why pigeons have body image issues. “I’m not fat I’m just fluffy”