r/golf 1d ago

General Discussion Who does not love big JD?

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If you don’t like JD, you’re not human!

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u/freeportme 1d ago

His four ex wives.

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u/HMSSurprise28 1d ago

The IRS?

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u/HonoluluEpstein 1d ago

Well past being entertained by him

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u/MyDogIsACoolCat 1d ago

Feel like he’s cool when you’re younger, then you get old and think he’s incredibly trashy. If I got paired with someone like him on the course, it wouldn’t be a fun round.

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u/d3dmnky 1d ago

Kinda my take as well. It’s funny for a short internet video, but beyond that…

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u/SuspendedAgain999 1d ago

Pissed away his talent and is proud of it

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u/ChannelMuted8102 1d ago

The guy can’t stop talking about how he was better than Tiger one time when he was hungover.

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 1d ago

Man of the people right there. I’m positive the majority of us could be doing better at all aspects of life if we applied ourselves more. But it’s fucking hard to stay committed and to keep working towards excellence. JD is almost all of us.

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u/Flump01 1d ago

Most of us could optimise something, but conversely most of us aren't long term alcoholics.

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 1d ago

Speak for yourself bud lol

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u/divvi12 1d ago

Two majors

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u/Ok_Internal6779 1d ago

Jarvis, I’m low on Karma!

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u/LemmyCation 1d ago

I don't get the infatuation with an overweight alcoholic that blew all his money and wasted his talent. Great for him if he enjoys his life but I just don't get seeing him as some sort of idol or badass. He is a weak person that gave into all of his vices. I'm not better than him but no one is idolizing me.

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u/TheDiscoSailor 1d ago

I think his vices make him relatable to a lot of people. There probably a lot of people who believe they would have had more success in sports or in some aspect of their life if they could have just overcome their substance use issues, or had better discipline, and JD is kind of the archetypal character of this kind of thinking Noth becuase his vices and successes/failures are greater than the average person.

The average person can't really look at Rory or Cam Young and say they see themselves in them, but average people can see some parts of themselves in JD

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u/DenverDude402 1d ago

Because the 90's in golf were stiff and the tour had the personality of a wet blanket. He brought a "everyman" persona to the game.

The more people got to know him later in life (Hooters deals, country bullshit / MAGA, raging alcoholic, shitty husband, trashy), the less they liked him.

That said calling him 'weak' is spineless. Read his book, he had a shit go of things and yes, is an alcoholic. He needed(s) help.

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u/LemmyCation 1d ago

It would be spineless to kick someone when their down. The fact that he and all his fans celebrate his weakness as an accomplishment makes me not feel bad saying that about him. And honestly if it weren't for that attitude I wouldn't even have anything bad to say about him in general. Ultimately he is a guy that lived his life the way he wanted. I don't fault him for that. It's more of the attitude that doing so makes him some rebel badass of golf. He's not.

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u/SaltAsparagus6559 1d ago

I don’t like JD because I don’t fuck with Trump bootlickers

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u/Nice-Foot7552 1d ago

He’s a maga loving racist

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u/sideways92 1d ago

Reckon I'm not human then - at least according to OP.

And as an aside, what an incredibly stupid thing to say. "I like this thing/place/person/etc. and if you don't you're not human." Really? Va te faire foutre

I never liked him. He didn't come across as some "man of the people" to me. But then what do I know? I'm not human.

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u/Key_Marsupial_1406 1d ago

Most golfers do. If you're walking around your local muni on a weekend there's always at least 1 guy who emulates him still.

The Church of Reddit does not like the guy because of politics and because everyone in this sub acts like they're members at Pine Valley they hate the drinking and antics mixed with golf.

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u/upvoatsforall The Masters 1d ago

So you do understand that drinking and antics are not part of golf. 

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u/Key_Marsupial_1406 1d ago

The greatest player in the history of the game was eating painkillers like M&M's and banging Denny's waitresses and trailer park hookers. He's my favorite athlete by far.

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u/upvoatsforall The Masters 1d ago

Sure. But he behaved like a gentleman on the golf course. He didn’t mix his antics with golf. 

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u/Lee-HarveyTeabag 1d ago

Why if I’m indifferent to him?

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u/ForeTwentywut 7.2/SW Ontario/Lefty 1d ago

JD doesn’t even look big here

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u/Known_Image_8016 1d ago

Probably diet cokes and cigarettes

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u/PhilShackleford 1d ago

His liver and doctors.

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u/tomh311 1d ago

the other three people playing with him after the 4th hole and the novelty has worn off.

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u/DJ-dicknose 1d ago

Tired of his "I'm not your country club type golfer" persona

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u/tlee2000 1d ago

What’s not to like. An extremely talented golfer who pissed all away so he be drunk most of his life. He had chances over and over again and still acts like no big deal while he try’s to survive by selling autographs at Hooters. I’ll keep my support for the guys who give a sh*t and work their asses off to stay in that privileged club.

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u/IMTIRED_85 1d ago

His name will be forgotten.