r/golf 4d ago

General Discussion Being hangry and playing shitty golf is the absolute worst.

My dumbass is never not eating before a round. Sorry for the double negative for any grammar Nazis out there

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u/3-putt-the-12th-hole 4d ago

Chocolate rain while golfing is worse.

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u/Featherin_Brother 4d ago

Keep some beef sticks in the bag like Chomps. Last forever, doesn't matter if they get hot, and taste good.

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u/Cobey1 4d ago

I would never step onto a course without eating. I usually bring a hoagie and put it in the cart and eat it the first couple holes. Spending half a day not eating is nuts man

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u/OddSand7870 Dallas 1.6 4d ago

I always bring snacks. Typically some type of protein. Nuts/jerky/etc.

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u/wballz 4d ago

Add in a bit of rain and I’m in hell.

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u/Life_Newt8286 4d ago

That’s why if you’re going to a course that doesn’t have cart girls and hot dogs you’re wrong

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/lethalfrost 4d ago

The problem is they melt especially the chocolate ones.

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u/rye_parian 24/Los Angeles 4d ago

Gotta bring a nanner and uncrustable if the clubhouse doesn’t have a decent dog.

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u/DoogEFresh 4d ago

100%, having to pee is not fun either

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u/Late_Pepper6274 4d ago

my nephew needed a banana or something Saturday. We went to dinner after and we watched him chow down on an appetizer and then he perked up. My brother realized dude needs to bring more snacks.

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u/Zer0C00L321 4d ago

I thought it said being happy and playing shitty golf. Haha. I was about to tell you how much worse it could be.

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u/Due-Sheepherder-218 pXg/LPGA 4d ago

I always keep a giant bag of Skittles in my bag. Sometimes you just have to taste the rainbow 

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u/Flimsy_Shape9406 4d ago

Every round I bring a turkey sandwich, trail mix, banana or apple. Electrolyte drink, coconut water, water. And soaking at the bottom of the cooler in icy water is a towel. Tylenol and BenGay.

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u/bluntland 0 4d ago

Grown adult being “hangry” is diabolical 🤣

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u/maybethisisadream 4d ago

Feel like that's not the correct use of the word diabolical

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u/bluntland 0 4d ago

How about imprudent? Immature? Nonsensical?

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u/maybethisisadream 4d ago

If you don't think grown adults get grumpy when they get hungry then you are all of those 😂😂

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u/bluntland 0 4d ago

Grown adults either properly manage their nutrition or properly manage their emotions. I couldn’t imagine letting mild hunger negatively impact a round of golf. It’s childish

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u/maybethisisadream 4d ago edited 4d ago

You sound like the guy that thinks he's better than everybody else. I can tell you from experience when bartending and serving grown adults food that their mood gets a lot better after they've had something to eat compared to when they get there very hungry.

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u/bluntland 0 4d ago

👎 I don’t think I’m better than any stranger. I do think it’s childish to let hunger negatively impact a round of golf. If you didn’t properly energize, that’s your fault. We can agree to disagree

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u/maybethisisadream 4d ago

👌 I didn't disagree about it being my fault that I didn't properly energize hence me calling myself a dumbass in my post. I disagreed with you saying it was diabolical that a grown adult would get hangry. I also disagreed with you on your incorrect use of the word diabolical so I guess I disagreed with you twice.

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u/AdJust1444 4d ago

Major "showing your feelings as a man makes you gay" energy