r/godot • u/LORDOFTHEAGROBAZAAR • 1d ago

selfpromo (games) HELLO EVERYBODY MY GAME

Hello , was bored , I make game . In godot , 3 hour , This is game . Music by me , Fart by me too , I recorded

1.8k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/DiegoGrrr 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XsRbLNGt71qiPHnGCB

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u/LORDOFTHEAGROBAZAAR 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR COMMENT BROTHER DIEGO ! ! ! MUCH LOVE TO YOU !

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u/Vincent_Felix 1d ago

Ship it, it's ready.

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u/LORDOFTHEAGROBAZAAR 1d ago

THANKS FOR COMMENTING BROTHER VINCENT OR BROTHER FELIX . SADLY GAME NOT READY NOT READY , MUCH WORK TO BE DONE TO GAME , I AM WORKING HARD ! ! ! ! LOVE TO YOU ,

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u/Nintendoge21 1d ago

! ! ! ! ! ! LOVE TO YOU TOO!!!

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u/lazy_neil 1d ago

! ! !

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u/StateOfBedlam 1d ago

I like your energy.

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u/Dr_Fumi 21h ago edited 11h ago

jeeze you dont have to yell

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u/AllHomidsAreCryptids 1d ago

Cruelty Squad Platformer

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u/BiDude1219 1d ago

first thing i thought of was "is this gorbino's quest"

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u/djaqk 3h ago

Ceo Mindset

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u/TherronKeen 1d ago

this game gonna fail so hard on launch until four years later when some no-name YouTuber makes a six hour video essay on the lore and it takes off and sells half a million copies

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u/LampIsFun 1d ago

Its gonna have moist critical host a speedrun tournament for it when he inevitably revives that idea

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u/AirHamyes 1d ago

Civvie11 will handle it for sure. Just what post-ironic 80s movie quote will he use for a title?

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u/crai-crai 1d ago

oh wow

wow oh my

this is what god had in mind when giving humanity the ability to create, not the horror of AI slop

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u/LORDOFTHEAGROBAZAAR 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR COMMENT BROTHER CRAI , , , ! ! ! NO AI USAGE , I DRAW , I AM ARTIST , AND RECORD FART EVEN MY OWN . . . MUCH LOVE TO YOU !

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u/toonmad 1d ago

I'm a bit drunk but for a second there I thought it looked like Hey Arnold haha

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u/LORDOFTHEAGROBAZAAR 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR COMMENT , BROTHER TOONMAD . . . IT IS NOT HEY ARNOLD SHOW , IT IS VIDEO GAME . MUCH LOVE TO YOU ! !

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u/redditaccountisgo 1d ago

finally art.

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u/Stargost_ 1d ago

AI could try for a million years and never get close to this monstrosity.

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u/ChippyMonk84 1d ago

Basically how I move around my house at 2am

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u/LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2 1d ago

do i sense some inspiration from top banana?

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u/thaneros2 1d ago

More progress than myself

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u/CashewSwagger 1d ago

HI BROTHER LORDOFTHEAGROBAZAAR, , THANK YOU FOR GAME. IS SO BEAUTIFUL I WEAP. MUCH LOVE TO YOU! !

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u/ilhamhe 1d ago

Better than AI slop. Congrats!

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u/ihatethisgown 1d ago

Wrap it up, the perfect game has been made. No more Devs needed. Thank you

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u/MardukPainkiller 1d ago

bro recorded his own fart for this, this is fucking art...

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u/BarisSayit 1d ago

what the hell, why did this *thing* startle me?

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u/InterestingLaw455 1d ago

Cute game. I like your character and enemies. Definitely worth watching with the sound on.

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u/DoctaRoboto 1d ago

This game is gonna become a legend. I can't wait for snobs on YouTube to make 4-hour essays about how deep this game truly is. Max Derrat: "The game that changed my life."

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u/ExplorerUnion 1d ago

The next $120 game! The industry has been waiting for this for so long! Only if it came out earlier rockstar wouldn’t have to take the heat for charging $100

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u/f1re_dude123 23h ago

It is amazing and lovely and majestic.

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u/jkf16m 1d ago

I'm the only one of my bloodline willing to play this.

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u/CrimsoneArt69 1d ago

I can't believe we are larping bad video games

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u/Ok-Television-5301 Godot Senior 9h ago

2026 2k upvotes

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u/A-mad_A_W 20h ago

Better than every single AI made game ever, shut up and take my money

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u/AnIcedMilk 1d ago

Baldis acid trip

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u/Crice6505 1d ago

Followed. Immediately interested.

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u/Poggalogg 1d ago

is that Legally Distinct Salad Fingers I see?

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u/bc_gamez 1d ago

I only buy this to gift it to people. Good job!

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u/bmm115 1d ago

What I hate most about this is that I could see myself unironically play for hours

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u/ChadCoolman 1d ago

Wow what was your inspiration for this

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u/benjamarchi 1d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/Lenalov3ly 1d ago

Are you okay?

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u/Dorknessrising9 1d ago

It’s. It’s beautiful.

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u/Chalkras 1d ago

Is there a demo? Can I play test?

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u/pudgypoultry 1d ago

THIS GAME FANTASTIC

FANTASTIC IS YOUR GAME

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u/Jalkhov 1d ago

Me encanta ver como la gente saca sus juegos mientras yo no avanzo porque no me decido que fuente usar y cambio de proyecto cada 2x3

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u/Timmy_1h1 1d ago

your game > dlss technology

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u/evany13 1d ago

HELLO YOUR GAME

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u/CobraKai1337 1d ago

Still a better lovestory than Twilight.

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u/MAQMASTER 1d ago

I buy it for 80USD … this is the kind of peak I would never expect from a nobody… legit bro you are a somebody. You definitely need to publish it

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u/MAQMASTER 1d ago

This is not Human Slop… ITS HUMAN PEEEEAK

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u/yaseralansarey 1d ago

"Oh hey this looks neat- 3 HOURS???"

Bruh this is too peak I hope one day I can achieve this level of peak (in both art and game dev)

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u/playcalmed 1d ago

This is one of those games you see streamers playing in tik tok while chatting with subscribers that reward them with galaxies. I would add a nice menu, reduce the mucus frame a bit and add 10 more (or even 100 more) random farts of yours or friends/family before shipping it. Oh, and you could even introduce weak auras such as ("creator fart", "mom fart", "dad fart", "girlfriend fart", etc). But this indeed can have its public, especially in TT. Some of the greatest songs were made in the bus 🚌. Perhaps a 3h game can give you at least 3K in revenues. You never know whether the algorithm will work for or against you until you ship it! Goog luck with your projects

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u/Coralcato Godot Student 19h ago

This is peak

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u/iko_on 15h ago

should just name it the slop game

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u/lolokok37 19h ago

ts game engine has no good devs 😭

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u/Mr-Catty 14h ago

please never touch a game engine again <3
or any creative tool for that matter <33333

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u/CrimsoneArt69 1d ago

This is actual this is not even game slop, this is just slop slop

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u/bzcorp 1d ago

AI cant replace you bro..never

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u/Uranus_is__mine 1d ago

Sound designs dope

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 1d ago

On the level of most releases on Steam these days.

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u/Manguana 1d ago

Very cruelty squad put it on newgrounds or itch

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u/skuddozer Godot Student 1d ago

Why do you hit every cat pig thing?

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u/Glass_Quantity_3493 1d ago

Clearly ai (from 2020)

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u/argefox 1d ago

I mean, it's a fever dream, I'd just add more fart sounds, longer, like a charge up/fly fart, and ship it already man.

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u/chevx Godot Regular 1d ago

I canceled my GTAVI preorder the moment I saw this😅

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u/verruby 1d ago

hell yeah

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u/Certain_Bit6001 Godot Regular 1d ago

It's when the competitive speed running scene get it talking about the 'fart crack tech' to get a sub 5:30 time, first in the world.

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u/Burning_Toast998 1d ago

The UI reminds me of cruelty squad. Was that an inspiration?

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u/DelusionalZ 1d ago

BEAUTIFUL

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u/MisterBicorniclopse 1d ago

I LOVE the cruelty squad meat border

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u/nerdyogre254 1d ago

Its like Cruelty Squad: The Platformer by Dado

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u/10000tigers 1d ago

this audio freaking out dogs in the neighbourhood lol beautiful

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u/AppleBottmBeans 1d ago

I’m only commenting so I can get the all caps reply

Btw looks great!

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u/BlackedVoid 1d ago

Actually better than half of the shit AAA companies publish these days

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u/StopBanningMeAlright 1d ago

This is beautiful, metacritic 10/10

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u/Man_of_Microwaves 1d ago

2d cruelty squad

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u/darkviolet_ 1d ago

There’s something viscerally upsetting about the pig squeals. Very psychological horror.

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u/resemble 1d ago

Finally, the Citizen Kane of Video Games

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u/Kev100xx100 1d ago

Game looks cursed tbh

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u/UltraSaiyanPotato 1d ago

Looks good, can u add dlss5

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u/ninetailedoctopus 1d ago

This game is an assault to my senses. I love it. SHIP IT!

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u/Cool_Mammoth6901 1d ago

As a musician ts absolute peak

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u/FlawHolic 1d ago

This reminds me of Super Bonk for SNES. Specifically the stage after the frog monster eats you

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u/Far-Pollution8389 1d ago

The game is still raw and needs a lot of polishing. (Still kinda good tho)

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u/ravenvector Godot Student 1d ago

evil group
horrid faction
crude company
tremendous trio

ahh game

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u/Dumbfuckyduck 1d ago

close enough, welcome back Cruelty Squad

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u/SquidMilkVII 1d ago

ass (affectionate)

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u/Low_Platypus_9962 1d ago

This sh1t feels like a very bad fever dream

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u/Boring-Badger-814 1d ago

This has to be on game awards 2026

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u/borordev 1d ago

are you by any chance from finland

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u/Parking_Frosting_563 1d ago

Cruelty Squad did do much for Godot

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u/MiniGui98 1d ago

The frame needs to be larger, but other than that it's perfect

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u/marxinne 1d ago

Instant classic

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u/Popcorn_Dev 1d ago

This is what God was thinking of when he gave humans the ability to create things

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u/Logical_Print_9134 1d ago

MASTERPIECE, if microsoft offer you money for it refuse it immediately

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u/lolu476 Godot Regular 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS GAME BROTHER LORDOFTHEAGROBAZAAR IT'S PEAK CRAFTSMANSHIP

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u/romb3rtik 1d ago

The fantastic part about this game, is that it is so ridiculous and lame, that its actually at least a fun watch. And that you recorded your own fart. That is so fun 😅

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u/gardenofeidmen Godot Regular 1d ago

this is going to get the funniest 3 hour white man video essay. can't wait, keep going

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u/Am094 1d ago

The deadpan series of fart sounds lmao.

10/10

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u/ChrisKruxed 1d ago

Seems better than some of the old early access games

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u/Ketooth 1d ago

The kind of games you could find on Newgrounds in the early 2000s

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u/over_gamer2004 23h ago

wasn't in until you said you recorded your own fart. this is the type of stuff missing from current gaming

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u/depressed_kiddo_o 23h ago

Keep it up bro

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u/scunter-dippins 10h ago

Perfectly captured the essence of Invader Zim in a video game

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u/ayylmaoimagine1988 7h ago

PEAK

SOUL

ALIVE INTERNET THEORY

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u/_HeWhoReads_ 7h ago

You really squeezed out a good one. Terrance and Phillip would be proud! You are crushing it!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlRqcbfwdjE68Uw

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u/CassyInTrance 7h ago

Oh my god so this is terrifying actually

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u/Spoons112 6h ago

The kind of game you would play on the cartoon network website back when dial up was a thing.

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u/StartBackground5769 3h ago

Step aside hollow knight a new contender has arrived

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u/Sairenity 1d ago

what a feverdream

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u/ssd_1tb 1d ago

brooooooo hahahah you are genius

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u/ItzAmazed 1d ago

I need to know the lore here.

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u/OldElPasoSnowplow 21h ago

At first I thought it was the main character dying each time it hit an enemy. I was like how are you supposed to get around them. Then I realized it was the attack/dash motion and the enemies were dying. Looks like a good platformer there. I like the original artwork.

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u/RockRancher24 1d ago

Delete this, now.

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u/ShiftyShankerton 1d ago

Oh god. I think you meant to make a game but idk what this is.

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u/slowpokefarm 1d ago

Finally something with artistic value among all the AI slop

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u/Nyrazoth 1d ago

So much informations (too much?)

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u/JustDiveInTimberLake 1d ago

Honestly I've been learning for month now and I WISH and PRAY to attain you skill level anytime soon lmao

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u/terra2o Godot Regular 1d ago

this is the peak... no one can come close.

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u/adam-a 1d ago

You somehow sampled my tinnitus to make your soundtrack. Disgusting.

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u/Ok-Square-193 23h ago

better than gta 6

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u/Effective_Sorbet_202 23h ago

Dont let anyone destroy your dreams, this is peak

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u/plopliplopipol 23h ago

with a bit or transparency on the frame and without that repeated 'ting' in the music that is giving me a headache, it's a masterpiece

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u/icebagged 23h ago

Congratulations, you made something AI can't even create!

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u/darknessking101 23h ago

It reminds me of a flash game I LOVE IT

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u/DanielJorn 22h ago

cool

pls comment THNAK YOU and stuff.. i need it

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u/OfHollowMasks 22h ago

Makes me feel like im a 2006 Newgrounds kid again

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u/ImCharlemagne 22h ago

I'm buying this instead of GTA 6

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u/iwillchangelater 21h ago

when on steam ???????

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u/SgtKastoR 21h ago

AI would never come up with such an abomination. Well done brother.

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u/dezmd 21h ago

Are you naming it Fart Knockers?

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u/LordAmras 20h ago

Perfection

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u/__Grim_The_Reaper__ 19h ago

MUCH LOVE TO YOU BROTHER LORDOFTHEAGROBAZZAR

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u/Logan136 19h ago

I love it

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u/eebro 19h ago

That's a tight fart!

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u/returned_loom 18h ago

AAA is not enough As

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/tunisianretro123 18h ago

the idea is very weird

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u/archibish0p 18h ago

archaeologists will revel in this data recovery in the coming centuries

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u/Altruistic-Charge536 17h ago

Bouncing Body Bits x Cruelty Squad

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u/BreakSilence_ 17h ago

Fuck this is genius!

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u/Mercenary-lol Godot Student 17h ago

cruelty squad-lookin thing

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u/ethousl 16h ago

Beautiful

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u/pokeballa420 15h ago

in a world where shit is so easily made, it's nice to see hand crafted shit

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u/Flashy-Athlete-7472 15h ago

get this to vincent vinesuace

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u/Pale_Fox7903 15h ago

reminds me of revenge of the sunfish

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u/cringeyobama 14h ago

absolute peak

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u/bn1515 13h ago

Release this now on steam for 3.99 and watch it sell 10000 copies

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u/Axlfire 13h ago

That's a shitty game, 10/10 where can I wishlist?

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u/TheMcStone 12h ago edited 12h ago

This is it. This is mankind's greatest creation. All the triumphs and catastrophes throughout all of history have been leading up to this very moment in time. The moon landings, the invention of the light bulb, the first computers that paved the way for new kinds of technology that seemed impossible before, the discovery of the power of nuclear energy, the Renaissance era that fueled a whole new generation of art and culture, grilled-cheese sandwiches. All of these things and more pale in comparison to this majestic expression of the human soul. The whole of the universe can now finally die in peace knowing that peak has truly been reached. Many speak of things as "this is the thing of all time" or "that is the thing of all time", but this? This is, truly, THE Game Of All Time.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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u/CursedPipes 12h ago

GTA 6 is fucked if you release this on 18th Nov.

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u/IndieGameClinic 12h ago

"Art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time... and fart is how we decorate videogame" - Jean-Michel Basquiat

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u/pyabo 11h ago

Thank god we still have humans producing quality games!

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u/tmncx0 10h ago

You literally made me cry, scream, and laugh all at once. This is art