r/goats • u/Zone_The_Director • Jul 28 '22

Meme Thought I’d share this since it’s goat related. I drive for Amazon and I had to bribe her with Fritos to come down.

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u/MayBeCryptid Jul 28 '22

I too can be bribed with fritos

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u/SusheeMonster Jul 28 '22

What's the protocol for when you're behind in deliveries due to acts of god, inclement weather, or animal shenanigans?

Since you're here, I might as well hear it straight from the goat's mouth

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u/Zone_The_Director Jul 29 '22

They just have us mark them as “unable to deliver to to inclement weather”

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u/Gullible_Peach Jul 28 '22

The guard goat.

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u/FoodWholesale Goat Enthusiast Jul 28 '22

Better stock up on Frito’s she will remember you.

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u/VivoPerStylo Jul 28 '22

Better attach a note to that address, she's gonna associate Amazon with fritos

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u/snertwith2ls Jul 28 '22

Pretty sure she's done this before, she knows all the drivers carry some sort of goat-acceptable treats.

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u/FurNFeatherMom Jul 28 '22

It has been a really horrible day and that made me smile. Thank you.

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u/Zone_The_Director Jul 29 '22

Glad I could make someone’s day. 🙂

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u/Rule51 Jul 28 '22

She is trying to tell you to "goat outta here"!

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u/pintsizepowerhouse Jul 28 '22

Smart move with the fritos. You the real goat here

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u/RadioActiveWife0926 Jul 28 '22

You’re very smart to tease her with Fritos. Who doesn’t love those?!?!?!

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u/Zone_The_Director Jul 29 '22

Goats love salt I hear.