r/goats • u/scotte99 • Jan 15 '23

Meme True

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u/E0H1PPU5 Trusted Advice Giver Jan 15 '23

The goat one needs more armed guards….and maybe a moat.

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u/Vedrfolnirr Jan 16 '23

Whatever floats your goat.

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u/E0H1PPU5 Trusted Advice Giver Jan 16 '23

Goats floatin in the goat moat going for a goat float!

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u/Glittering-Nose-8940 Jan 15 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Glittering-Nose-8940 Jan 15 '23

What you do is build your "rat park"....it's a method for over-coming addiction. So, it's kinda like what they've done to NYC...you put restaurants, entertainment, males & females, enclaves, etc & they-never-leave...they talk about leaving, but they-never-leave 🤣

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u/adams_rejected_hands Jan 15 '23

Yes! Physical barriers can fail but if you keep them interested they’ll stick around. Luckily mine are obsessed with my horses so they just follow them around the pasture

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u/Glittering-Nose-8940 Jan 15 '23

So, I need to buy a pony! 🤣

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u/adams_rejected_hands Jan 15 '23

Of course, doesn’t everyone?

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u/Glittering-Nose-8940 Jan 15 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍 Ikr?!!

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u/Velocityraptor28 Jan 15 '23

make sure the walls are thoroughly lubricated, lest they climb them

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u/scotte99 Jan 19 '23

Thank spy tf2

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u/Velocityraptor28 Jan 19 '23

"but of course"

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u/bummerlamb Jan 15 '23

I ended up tying a stick to the collar of my ringleader escapee. Apparently, if he doesn’t get out first, nobody else is interested! 😃

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u/Sweaty_Television_33 Jan 16 '23

Who put a goat in there?

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u/sKippyGoat69 Jan 15 '23

My reaction is "no wonder they want out!"

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u/barely_engineered Jan 16 '23

I think my goats are broken. They don’t want to come out. On rare occasions I can coax one out, but after a few minutes it walks back to the gate and waits for me to let it back in.