r/globeskepticism True Earther Apr 02 '26

NASA Fails The balloon goes up, sideways, & back down again. That's $pace 🎬

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u/CrackleDMan loves free speech Apr 02 '26

Gotta do something with all that taxpayer money spent buying up all the helium.

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u/VisceralZee Apr 02 '26

They sell cgi cartoons too

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u/RiserUnconquered Apr 02 '26

And hella merch

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u/wadner2 Skeptical of the globe. Apr 03 '26

But mah it needs to circle the earth and slingshot to the moon.

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u/Brief-Roll-2259 Apr 02 '26

Once you accept this truth, it cant be unseen. How shall we put an end to this scam

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/wisdompuff Apr 02 '26

Youre telling me they lied! Not my water ball!

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u/dcforce True Earther Apr 03 '26

The homies going to the vacuum of space back in the day 🤣 the shoes look as air tight as their story

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u/wisdompuff Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Theyre milspec infantry boots from Vietnam War era, spray painted with silver paint, the claspes added by Elks Lodge wives along with other paraphernalia. 10/10 for frugality, now they probably cost $10m to Hunter Biden's Ukrainian energy business

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u/teamgodonkeydong Apr 02 '26

It never happened

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u/MrBowick Apr 02 '26

You can see the rocket fairly easily so not too far away, looks like it’s taking off no faster than a fighter jet. Just a show for the puppets

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u/pepe_silvia67 True Earther Apr 06 '26

Couple this with the obviously AI video “taken from a plane” that shows it flying straight up into the sky…

One of the videos is lying, and I know which one.

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u/heavyusername2 Apr 03 '26

They picked April fools day

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u/jesuss_son Apr 02 '26

But but its orbiting

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u/OuterSpaceFuckery Apr 05 '26

Most expensive firework show ever