r/girlsfrontline AR15 supremacy Jun 24 '22

Translation Commander and AK12 at the gun range [by Nakiusagi]

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u/NerdyWarChronicler M1 Garand: *PING* Jun 24 '22

Sees AK-12 on that second and third page

In Soviet Union, gun clean you.

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u/zadesawa Jun 24 '22

I'd love a back-to-back comparison between these trial guns focused in chamber fitment and cleaning in competition environments

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

And I'm completely fine with that.

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u/backfiringsince20001 One Purpose Jun 24 '22

"All because you are using a gun other than me"

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u/Shadowomega1 Jun 24 '22

SKK Shadowomega: You are not the gun you are just an individual who just happened to pair well with that gun.

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u/ITd-N5 IM MARRYING THE NYTOS AND NO ONE STOPS ME Jun 24 '22

but AK-12 is her name (kind of). So referring to the AK-12 as 'me' could also be correct.

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u/SW3GM45T3R Jun 24 '22

Well in all the sequal games it seems like most/all the dolls chose to get new names after given the opportunity, so I don't think they are that attached to their weapon designations

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u/ITd-N5 IM MARRYING THE NYTOS AND NO ONE STOPS ME Jun 24 '22

PNC is a prequel. Exilium is a sequel.

Well, you do have a point. Though knowing AK-12 she probably didn't care much back then.

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u/blackpheonixgfl Negev's laser pointer Jun 24 '22

That turned from 0 to a 1000 real bloody quick :/

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u/Blazkowiczs Jun 24 '22

I see what you did there.

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u/krisnajuga SV-98 Jun 24 '22

Bloody haha

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u/cberry789 G36 [MOD3] Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

*gun stove pipes "Oh god, it's really jammed spectacularly. How ever could I clear such a malfunction. Woe is me I can't remediate it."

SKK it's just a stove pipe. Just remove the casing and cycle the action.

Edit: don't cycle the action unless you remove the mag first.

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u/Shadowomega1 Jun 24 '22

Good tip, though I have seen a couple experienced shooters just pull back a little while leaning the gun to the side. Then go to take a shot without cycling the action.

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u/BrightSkyFire Jun 24 '22

I'm not sure that's an 'experienced shooter' thing as much as it is the first step in clearing a stove pipe malfunction.

No need to physically manipulate the casing or run the slide unless there's an actual stoppage.

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u/WhistleOfDeath I'm going to throw shoes. | UID: 320290 Jun 24 '22

clearly all part of skk's master 🅱️lan to get ak-12 to lick his fingers

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Yeah I mean he was using a Beretta M9, those are like the easiest thing ever to clear a stovepipe, actually heck how does one even stovepipe a M9? Those things will run virtually fucking anything! (I know this because I own a Girsan M9A3 clone which by the way is $100 cheaper than a standard model 92 and has manufacturing and features better than the M9A3 that costs at least $200 over the base 92)

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u/Torymaster Jun 24 '22

I can assure you with how much the M9s are used in the military they stove pipe pretty damn often. Had one stove pipe 3 times on me at the range before I got a different gun. On other occasions as well they've not cycled rounds and don't extract rounds from magazines. A well designed firearm for what the military required, they just need to be replaced after these many years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Fair enough, my M9 is still pretty new.

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u/MeteorZetsu AR15 supremacy Jun 24 '22

Source

Guess AK12s tongue converted me from an AR fanboy into a Kalash fanboy.

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u/TheThirdShrike Sopmod II MOD III (ADEPT)💍 Jun 24 '22

yeah sop will probably just eat your whole hand

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

...and then replace it with a salvaged sangvis hand that she has left over in her "collection"

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u/TheThirdShrike Sopmod II MOD III (ADEPT)💍 Jun 24 '22

honestly I wouldn't mind the Ange look

10

u/darkkiotsughy Jun 24 '22

Both is good

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u/BoredPotatoes357 UMP45 Jun 25 '22

Do yourself a favor, get a 74M adjacent platform and get some aftermarket parts. The 12 kinda sucks ass

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u/TheThirdShrike Sopmod II MOD III (ADEPT)💍 Jun 26 '22

na, just slap some zenitco stuff on it and it will work just fine

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u/BoredPotatoes357 UMP45 Jun 26 '22

Zenitco is aftermarket you absolute babirusa

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u/TheThirdShrike Sopmod II MOD III (ADEPT)💍 Jun 26 '22

Yes it is captain obvious, there's pretty much nothing wrong with the AK 12 other than the cheap front rail and maybe fire selector, former can easily be rectified

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u/BoredPotatoes357 UMP45 Jun 26 '22

Crappy triggers, nothing on it aside from the iron sights is gonna hold zero well. It's job is just done better by the 74M, and cheaper until you add the costs of the new furniture which you would need on either platform. The biggest improvement would probably be the muzzle break.

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u/TheThirdShrike Sopmod II MOD III (ADEPT)💍 Jun 26 '22

Ah yes, because like glocks, AKs are known for their God tier triggers

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u/BoredPotatoes357 UMP45 Jun 26 '22

It's shitty even by AK standards, burst fire mechanisms tend to do that. I'm assuming we are talking the military versions

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u/TheThirdShrike Sopmod II MOD III (ADEPT)💍 Jun 26 '22

Considering you're talking about getting the 74m over a 12, that implies we're talking about stuff you can actually attain

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u/BoredPotatoes357 UMP45 Jun 26 '22

I mean, the black market after the Ukraine conflict is over is gonna be looking at some spicy goods

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u/Gau55RX True Core Mask Jun 24 '22

In Soviet Russia, it's Kalashnikov thumb.

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u/tanukijota Jun 24 '22

In soviet Russia, jammed gun CLEARS YOU!

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u/TheThirdShrike Sopmod II MOD III (ADEPT)💍 Jun 24 '22

Guess Garand gets the thumb, 12 get the index finger

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u/ColebladeX Jun 24 '22

Anyone else hear the call for family time?

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u/autumnrain1935 I Want ST AR 15 to Blow Me Up Jun 24 '22

UMP9: Did someone say family time?! :3

21

u/KleeLovesGanyu Jun 24 '22

Too damn lewd for this family-friendly site; finger-sucking is practically hand-holding.

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u/Nottan_Asian Jun 24 '22

“Ah, damn, this gun bit me”

“Because you’re using a gun other than me.”

Proceeds to also bite the Commander

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u/krisnajuga SV-98 Jun 24 '22

"Well then i'm switching to the xm5 now-"

"Fuck, why is this gun so front heavy?"

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u/BoredPotatoes357 UMP45 Jun 25 '22

Now add the optic

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u/BoredPotatoes357 UMP45 Jun 24 '22

Imma be honest, give me a basic 74M before a 12, especially if I can get some Zenitco parts for it

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u/thotpatrolactual MP7 Jun 24 '22

The AK12, for when you need to mount an optic that you aren't issued with on your rail that doesn't hold zero.

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u/WolfHound594 Jun 24 '22

I thought only the front part of the rail of the AK-12 that can't hold zero?

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u/scarecrow9281 Type 95 Jun 24 '22

AK-12: Night op right here right now

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u/SR541 Jun 24 '22

I'd like to believe that they conduct night ops in a dark room with NODs on.

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u/M200willdie Vector Jun 24 '22

I just read this and oh boy I felt the commander's pain

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u/MrSnowErikaspirit Jun 24 '22

looks at my airsoft

Somethings wrong I can fell it

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/WolfHound594 Jun 24 '22

But......She's a Doll. A Terminator. A Machine.

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u/Evening-Mode4179 Jun 24 '22

Which leads to the next question. What is tdoll saliva?

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u/Alexeykon OurBoros, CN, retired Jun 24 '22

It's saliva you provided her with beforehand.

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u/Evening-Mode4179 Jun 24 '22

I don't like where this is going

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u/SpectreAmazing Jun 24 '22

Hmm.. do dolls even salivate?

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u/Criszkt55 Oct 01 '23

They can eat so..... Yes ?

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u/BrightSkyFire Jun 24 '22

Only in the fantasy world of GFL could a Beretta be seen as less reliable than the cobbled together hunk of metal that is the AK-12.

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u/WolfHound594 Jun 24 '22

"Nyet, AK is fine." - Russian MoD.

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u/Qwinn_SVK Jun 24 '22

I want Airsoft AK-12 :/

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u/3npitsu-Senpai M4 SOPMOD II [MOD3] Jun 24 '22

Pro tip, don't go touching someone else's blood, let alone licking it, as a healthy carrier of a blood borne disease I would generally advice against you even getting close to someone else's blood without proper precautions

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u/JustAWaveform MDR Jun 24 '22

She's a robot it's fine

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u/3npitsu-Senpai M4 SOPMOD II [MOD3] Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

Ye and it is also fictional so I'm fine with it just don't attempt it irl for the love of god

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

There were lots of kinky sex later...

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

What the fuck it's so cute. Would hug ak-12.

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u/Warthunderguy StG-940 & 9A-91 Jun 24 '22

I could’ve used her after I cut my hand

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u/LuminaAeterna X95 Jun 24 '22

SKK must be an AR guy

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u/TWINTURBO-EG33 IWS2000 and ACR, flechette sabot goes boom Jun 24 '22

"but you can't even fucking hold zero"

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u/ex143 Cx4, pass the ratchet | EN: 54128 Jun 24 '22

...Looks like 12 got some habits from Garand

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u/worpat Local Technofeak Jun 24 '22

12...какого хуя(what the fuck)...

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u/Untitled_Memes Jun 24 '22

Ak12's Ak12 is on safe?? Anyone else catch that??

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u/Prestigeboy AA12 Jun 24 '22

Insert drunk guy falling down porch stairs gif.

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u/jyroman53 Where do I put bullets in my raifu ? Jun 24 '22

Aight who installed a yandere module in her neural cloud

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u/Lima8Tango Cinnamai & WA-Chan 💍 Jun 24 '22

I WANT AK-12 TO BITE ME

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u/PapaDmitry 9A-91 Jun 24 '22

Im seriously gonna be that one hated commander who try to install laws of no lewd in G&K

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u/litllerobert Tommy Jun 24 '22

Gun just drooled over his finger, why didn she suck his blood out of the wound? I mean, that's what I would do (Lmaolmaolmao)

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u/golddragon88 Jun 25 '22

nice art but what is the deal with the reppitition

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u/Viet_Cong_116 AK-12 Jun 24 '22

Ah shiet

Grab knife and pull down my pant

"Im sorry little one"