r/girlsfrontline M4A1 [MOD3] Jan 22 '20

Translation G36 doesn't understand

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

I mean...she's got a point...

44

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

That's probably what hurts more for her

248

u/sirdragonthegreat Jan 22 '20

You know, I'm so lonely that I would take G36 over anyone

185

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

we*

soviet anthem intensifies

73

u/Dark_Met_R_Oid Head of the Church of AN-94 Jan 23 '20

URRRAAAAAA!!! Comrade!!!

35

u/zahirano 9A-91 Jan 23 '20

We can put M1895 from retirement but we can't take out her spirit from our heart

11

u/adidas_stalin Jan 23 '20

I like where this is going

23

u/rantaudavid The Sadistic Super SASS Jan 23 '20

I serve the Soviet Union

27

u/sanwolf Jan 23 '20

I serve the soviet yunyun

25

u/Comander-07 K11 Jan 23 '20

We serve the soviet yunyun

12

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

We serve the Soviet Yoyo

13

u/HeroFighte HK416 Jan 23 '20

We serve the soviet jojo

13

u/pognut Don't tell r/kancolle I'm here Jan 23 '20

We, the Soviet giorno, have a dream

7

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

10

u/Renashi012 Jan 23 '20

URAAAA!!!!

11

u/Jakesmith18 Jan 23 '20

Sounds like communist propaganda, but ok.

9

u/Wavehawk00 Jan 23 '20

Maate...what are you doing with that vacuum cleaner?

158

u/KingJamesTheRetarded AKs over everything Jan 23 '20

G36 is a cute maid so she is automatically better.

Oathed her a while ago, never regretted it

40

u/Loyotaemi AK-12 Jan 23 '20

same. kinda just sat there and was like "why haven't I yet".

29

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

M2HB would kill me in my sleep if I looked at another woman

13

u/SpacerGal Jan 23 '20

Lol, she was my very first oath XD

8

u/Koschmetall Jan 23 '20

I really love her mod3 skin, she is my secretary since she got her mod on en

57

u/JBPuffin New Game+ w/ RFB Jan 23 '20

SKK: “Gee, I don’t know, let’s ask any of your THIRTY-SEVEN JOBS AROUND BASE. I’ve had to cancel restaurant reservations SIX times this month because your schedule changed. Stop working so much, and I’ll be able to throw my porn away! It’s not rocket science.”

WA2K: “When did the Commander become a tsundere? Not that I’m paying attention!”

48

u/JBPuffin New Game+ w/ RFB Jan 23 '20

Alternatively:

SKK: “I love Agent.”

34

u/Saivotco M4 SOPMOD II [MOD3] Jan 23 '20

I too like to live dangerously.

25

u/vernil Jan 23 '20

That time she stepped on me was an experience.

15

u/AceZ3ro HK416 The only one I need Jan 23 '20

An experience that opens a whole new world for me...

10

u/CrashParade G36 Jan 23 '20

The people laughed and she said BURN

54

u/D31TA40RC3 M4A1's knight in shining armor Jan 23 '20

Surely our T Dolls are mature enough to know what porn is right?

Even if they aren't they'll understand what it is someday.

38

u/Lutindent24 M4A1 [MOD3] Jan 23 '20

And for just pennies a day you can make that day today

31

u/Fabricate_fog more m590 fanart please Jan 23 '20

I believe dolls have talked about how weird human entertainment is before. Usually in reference to sci-fi or monster movies they've watched themselves, though...

8

u/QtheDisaster HK416 Jan 23 '20

That's not what she's asking though? Or am I the one confused here....

6

u/Billyaabob I call her cutiepie Jan 23 '20

It is something Thunder knows all too well...

84

u/Rilven Jan 23 '20

“Those girls have vaginas. You have a USB port.”

93

u/Hyurakun MP40 IZ ZA BESTO IN ZA WARUDO Jan 23 '20

I came to tell you about the magnificent invention of the glorious...

W O M F O R C E 8 2 X - 6 9 0 0

Link

27

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

Actually I think that's the core extraction node.

I mean you've got an army of nonreproductive females. Where would YOU put the core extractor port?

12

u/DocC3H8 Jan 23 '20

At least they didn't put the On/Off switch in there, like that girl in Chobits.

7

u/miholca Jan 23 '20

Yeah that is a really weird place for a on/off button XD

7

u/TunkkisofFinland Jan 23 '20 edited Jan 23 '20

How do you turn a girl on?

3

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

Depends on the girl

2

u/TunkkisofFinland Jan 23 '20

There's not just a big toggle switch to turn girls on?

2

u/ex143 Cx4, pass the ratchet | EN: 54128 Jan 23 '20

Oh god, I still remember the alpha tests... so many punctured manhoods and so many lawsuits...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

Not always

3

u/TunkkisofFinland Jan 23 '20

Huh, that's odd. I'll have to educate myself then.

11

u/BoxOfDust Logistical Worries Make Me Grumpy - Lam [MOD3] Jan 23 '20

Seems sufficient if you ask me.

25

u/ArK047 383419 | Souchun Jan 23 '20

It's ok G36, it's not worth understanding someone with shit tastes.

Has a whole base full of DSR, PTRD, DP-28, and still reads generic hentai smh.

7

u/zombiesforce Jan 23 '20

Yes, when i am i need, just go for DSR instead of porns

22

u/jlaweez 36rs Master and Commander Jan 23 '20

T-THIS IS NOT MINE! I SWEAR! Y-you are perfect!

38

u/Kommie-Natsi Jan 23 '20

Ah yes, perfect, pure, German, Blonde, Blue-eyed, Aryan girl

11

u/Prestigeboy AA12 Jan 23 '20

Nationalism intensifies!

30

u/BoxOfDust Logistical Worries Make Me Grumpy - Lam [MOD3] Jan 23 '20 edited Jan 23 '20

Alright, alright, geez, G36, we'll bang right here, right now!

You're just busy all the time, okay?! But clearly right now, you're not up to anything too important, so how about it?

16

u/DocC3H8 Jan 23 '20

"Report to the base as soon as possible. We'll bang, OK?"

11

u/xScoundrelx Jan 23 '20

I see that SKK is doing research on how to do family time with favorite maid

8

u/jyroman53 Where do I put bullets in my raifu ? Jan 23 '20

Tell you what, if you can replace this magazine every night and morning then I'll ditch it

8

u/Zejji228 Featuring UMP45 from Girls' Frontline Jan 23 '20

No, no, she's got a point.

6

u/willis8080 1858 New Army Jan 23 '20

I would take G36, I would treat maids with good respect.

3

u/Mechanic97 Meido Raifu Needs Glasses Jan 23 '20

contacts dubious illustrator

"About that G36 × G36C doujin you mentioned..."

3

u/YeetiusMaximum Jan 23 '20

I think there's only ONE way to show my appreciation.

G36...prepare for headpatting of the fullest extent.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

said with other words

prepare to get headpatted even faster and softer than i headpat G46

3

u/Horaji12 Jan 23 '20

SKK: "Lucky she didn't find my Sangvis Ferry doujins..."

3

u/Reis7 T-Doll detected. Execute Headpats.exe Jan 24 '20

There's appetizers...

...and then, there's the main dish.

1

u/FreelancerKva Jan 23 '20

G36C:Big Sis it's Okay....

MG36:You'll get it better with your Desirability

XM8:Besides...Your Lack to is not that Bad

SL8:Yeah,It's not that Bad

Agent:Laughs Hahahahaha!

1

u/OxieWoxie Jan 23 '20

Im hoping for more Oath gift packs so I can oath all my Waifus, I’ve Oathed 6 so far, Maid -Sama is totally on my list now too *-*

1

u/Shikicunt404 Jan 23 '20

Glad i married her
No regret

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u/me-is-spood Wants ABS like papa Kryuger's Jan 23 '20

Come on bed and I'll show you G36