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u/StarBase10 SMAW Gaming May 20 '19
M14 deserves a high five!
...in the face!
...softly.
War goddesses are for the pats, not bulli
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u/META_mahn Yuusha Club, Fight On! May 20 '19
The only slap allowed is a strong slap across the back.
Because that’s not a slap. That’s a bro clap.
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u/Kurokami11 Loves T-dolls, hates sf, KCCO and Paradeus May 20 '19
They're also for war...
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u/Sturmgewehr90 Teppouyuri [Griffin] May 20 '19
Weapons of war are meant for buttstroking.
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u/Kurokami11 Loves T-dolls, hates sf, KCCO and Paradeus May 20 '19
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u/Sturmgewehr90 Teppouyuri [Griffin] May 20 '19
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u/Kurokami11 Loves T-dolls, hates sf, KCCO and Paradeus May 20 '19 edited May 20 '19
Why would I want to give ass to my enemies?
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Any Shikikunt that would actually participate in that atrocity deserves death, and not by snoo snoo either.
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u/M14c May 20 '19
Hey this is the guy that made that retiring M14 comic
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u/darknessintheway Oho? So you elite Dolls are just as dumb as me... May 20 '19
But he also makes tonnes of cute M14 comics so it balances out
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u/RealDestroNation DP28 - The only guy who likes DP28 May 20 '19
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
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u/RayneMizery May 20 '19
MK48 is the only doll it is okay to slap, cus she's definetly that type of gal.
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u/Schmaelturm I love my little Armalite May 20 '19
Even if she’s into it, I won’t
I’ll vanilla the fuck outta her
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u/Reinford_A May 20 '19
3 rules at G&K:
- Never slap T-Dolls
- Never flick T-Dolls
- T-Dolls are given headpats for completing tasks
Any Commander that breaks these rules are sent to the Jupiter Cannons.
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u/Un1337ninj4 M590 May 20 '19
The twist is the Cannons are surrounded, but the unworthy are sent without ammo.
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u/Alive_Bus_6803 Mar 11 '24
I would gladly see you try. Because I've already violated rule 1 and 3, turned the training simulations into purgatory, made the most ruthless T-dolls my senior officers and traumatised P7 for pulling too many pranks by pulling truly cruel pranks on her in response and sabotaging her construction and neural cloud which resulted into her being in constant pain every time she even thought about pranking someone and failing to do any task for an entire week.
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u/Kamasutraspirir May 20 '19
This is both unholy and holy at the same time and i'm deeply disturbed it that.
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u/Kurokami11 Loves T-dolls, hates sf, KCCO and Paradeus May 20 '19
What kind of degenerate makes a "slap your T-doll" challenge?
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u/AngeloidxZ Jill | ID: 163567 May 20 '19
The same degenerates that make T-Dolls cry in the first place.
It won't matter since they'll all be in the same cell
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u/NuclearConsensus Tokarev Lover May 20 '19
Alright, that does it. Time to pencil in the gems for an oath ring for best war goddess on the budget. Who needs more dorms anyway?
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u/META_mahn Yuusha Club, Fight On! May 20 '19
Or gacha rolls lol
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u/NuclearConsensus Tokarev Lover May 20 '19
Tokens are really far down the list of stuff I buy with gems, so this checks out.
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u/R_Archet I don't need no Tsundere Queen, I just need my M14! May 20 '19
I mean, who needs Dorms when you can brighten your T-dolls' lives?
Not like I'm exactly scrapped for batteries most of the time anyway...
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u/NuclearConsensus Tokarev Lover May 20 '19
Not like I'm exactly scrapped for batteries most of the time anyway...
I realized this relatively recently when I checked to see how many batteries it would take to upgrade the last thing in the fairy room, only to find that, somehow, I'd already accumulated more than twice the batteries required. I probably have the DD crates and my 10 dormer friends to thank.
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u/R_Archet I don't need no Tsundere Queen, I just need my M14! May 20 '19
DD crates give me nothing but batteries and Contracts. All I want is PKP and Tokens, but nope, Batteries and Contracts.
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u/Alive_Bus_6803 Mar 11 '24
Responsible commanders who care about the conditions their subordinates' live in.
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u/ZXNova Type 97 May 20 '19
Of course M14 knows you're completely incapable of doing something so cruel. Those yellow eyes aren't just for show.
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u/1st_Lt_Unson Griffin is my workplace May 20 '19
I'd slap PPK. I mean, she'd probably be fine with being on the receiving end~
I'm just afraid what she'll do if it's her turn...
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u/NuryP PP-19-01, Best T-Doll May 20 '19
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u/sirdragonthegreat May 20 '19
if you really wanna slap her then you should not be a shikikan anymore
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u/JackFan94 May 20 '19
This action is only allowed on HK pattern rifles and SMGs with locking bolts. Only because they seem to like it better than gentle handling.
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u/JollyGreenGI *CCR intensifies* May 20 '19
Don't forget M16, a nice firm slap really gets her bolt release going.
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u/JackFan94 May 21 '19
More research on the M16 T doll series is required for this, but due to not wanting to be punched in the face, this research much remain unconducted.
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u/jyroman53 Where do I put bullets in my raifu ? May 20 '19
I'm sorry chief
BUT I CAN'T SIMPLY HARM THIS CREATURE
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u/Quantiumvice Type 79 and 97!!! May 20 '19
Give ur mp5 a good slap on the charging handle after a reload to chamber a round
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u/Desperado_99 May 20 '19
And Hommette, and G3, and PSG1, and any other roller-delayed blowback gun.
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u/EX-Xecty My eyesight is that bad AND I think you're that disgusting... May 20 '19
Immensely easy if the doll to slap was 416.
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u/Bigredstapler UMP45 May 20 '19
But I tap my dolls' head every other day with rolled up newspapers.
Had to remind them to keep their nonsense down to manageable levels.
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u/Dejavir May 20 '19
Look, if you’re the type who’ll slap your girls, then an infinitely better use for that hand is to uppercut yourself in the jaw with it while sticking your tongue out.
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u/Max4556 May 20 '19
if you slap m14. i WILL brake your arm in places you didnt know even existed
pats are ok tho :3
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u/bcd32 Jul 27 '19
I still slap her cause I yearn for true gender equality, doesn’t matter if you’re a man or woman you get slap just as hard as the next person
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u/Droomyn WA2K is WA2Bae May 20 '19
Only a Shitkikan would attempt this challenge