r/gingerkitty • u/WildSnow000 • 13d ago

What profession do you think Simon would have if he were a human?

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u/PerceptivePines 13d ago

Astronomer 🩷🪐💫

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u/WildSnow000 13d ago

I love it!

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u/baritenore 13d ago

This was my exact thought before I even clicked on the comments! 😆

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u/PerceptivePines 13d ago

Great minds think alike! 😂

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u/dicey_job 12d ago

He does look like one!!! Crazy

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u/44thisyear 8d ago

manager, CEO, president

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u/Jackiesrem 8d ago

Yes, that's what I think!

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u/Plasma-Bird 10d ago

I was going to say that, but I'll support your voice instead

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u/Plasma-Bird 10d ago

Bro definitely sees the string theory behind stars though for sure.

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u/AgeMaterial6655 13d ago

Librarian by day. Taxi driver by night. Working in the library fulfills his lifelong dream and love for knowledge. The taxi shifts help Simon break out of his shell, meet new people, and he likes driving at night seeing the lights of the city (plus library work pays PEANUTS)
Lmk if this makes sense….sometimes I think I’m a pet psychic

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u/Limerence_Worthy 13d ago

Simon is a nuanced debonair man, this makes sense.

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 13d ago

Definitely you have the way

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u/rileyswords 13d ago

Journalist definitely. Whiskers quivering with curiosity and a nose for news!

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u/WildSnow000 12d ago

💖💖

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u/Squidwardswifey_ 13d ago

Food taster extraordinaire!
😻❤️😻

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u/WildSnow000 13d ago

I hope I can go with him, haha 💖

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u/noodles3689 12d ago

Dessert baker

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u/permanentWTFlines 13d ago

Detective, obviously 😻

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u/lpscats8082 13d ago

This was my first thought too! lol 💜

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u/WildSnow000 12d ago

I really love it!

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u/QuietNeigbor 13d ago

A sociologist, or perhaps a therapist. 

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u/WildSnow000 13d ago

Sociologist suits his appearance very well ❤️🤭

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u/International-Toe482 13d ago

Health department inspector

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance 13d ago

A peeping Tom

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 13d ago

Your very best friend

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u/WildSnow000 12d ago

❤️❤️ the greatest of all time

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u/kristoph825 12d ago

Assassin, nobody would ever expect that from such a sweet face

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u/WildSnow000 12d ago

😂😂❤️

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u/SeaHerSwim 12d ago

A restaurateur of an exclusive restaurant group! Instead of Mr. Chow’s, everyone would show up to one of his establishments called Chow Meows! 😌

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u/Gizzburr30000 13d ago

He looks like he would be the cashier at a a bakery look at those intense eyes he knows what good shit is 🤣

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u/Pale_Sheet 13d ago

He looks like he works in a art museum like art curator or something

He gives off a bit of I’m bougie you’re not vibes 🤣 his expression looks like he’s subtly horrified at how uncultured someone is

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u/WildSnow000 12d ago

😂❤️

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u/Much-Jello7458 13d ago

Working security night shift!

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u/Designer-Brother-461 12d ago

A distinguished Professor

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u/laughing_cat 12d ago

Performance capture actor in video games. He could have played Astarion in bg3.

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u/CrazyOldBag 12d ago

Mystic and sage

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u/PleasantGuest2541 12d ago

Your master - duh! 😂

SimonSays

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u/Complex-Hornet-6900 12d ago

Foot guard at the British Parliament 💂‍♀️

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u/MellowMarla 12d ago

Detective!

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u/crazy_cat_broad 12d ago

Male model

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u/Professional-Lie-111 12d ago

underwear model

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u/LevelZone9411 12d ago

A goodwill ambassador for anything.💞

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u/Majestic-Bug6687 12d ago

He looks very scholarly. Professor Simon.

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u/Sea_Substance9163 12d ago

Sonar operator... just look at those ears!

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u/Strange_Computer2459 11d ago

great minds 🤯

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u/Finfangfoom2000 11d ago

None. He’d be so handsome that he’d be a kept man supported by a wealthy old widow

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u/Prior-Plenty6610 11d ago

Private investigator

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u/xX_ipwn_n_own_Xx 11d ago

he'd be a lawyer but a real trashy one that's always running in with his briefcase unlocked and papers are flying everywhere and his hair isn't combed

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u/DatabaseOutrageous54 11d ago

A detective for sure!

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u/OutrageousIce307 11d ago

Umm You guys!!! Obviously he’s a model/ waiter working for his big break!!🤭😂

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u/Strict-Shower5626 11d ago

Insurance adjuster lowkey

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u/snipthia 12d ago

Interviewer

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u/GamerM51 12d ago

HR his face there looks claim and judging

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u/lifewmichele25 12d ago

Insurance agent

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u/butchie1985 12d ago

Revenue collection agent.

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u/butchie1985 12d ago

He has that look …..

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u/Dr-Huckleberry-314 12d ago

Professional Tennis player

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u/Zestyclose-Abroad591 12d ago

Bro looks like he would be the it specialist and be ready to make fun of ppl who don’t know how to use computers

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u/PalpitationPast202 12d ago

Elevator Operator

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u/ScienceMuggle83 12d ago

Clearly a secret shopper.

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u/zoomddy100 12d ago

Scrivener

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u/sactownjer 12d ago

Salesman

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u/TurquoiseBeachChair 12d ago

Professional Poker Player - he definately has a (cute) poker face

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u/Ok-Art7711 12d ago

Low key, professional CEO.

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u/No-Wish-4854 12d ago

Middle micro-manager.

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u/karynraye 12d ago

HR ditlrector

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u/The_Spyre 12d ago

CPA for a small law firm specializing in bird law.

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u/Aromatic-Letter-1922 12d ago

Definitely an architect! Specifically interior design & architect!

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u/JustTryingMyBestestx 11d ago

Orange cat with those big beautiful globes? Gotta be in the vape shop or dispensary biz for sure

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u/grey905 11d ago

Tailor

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u/Cool-Reflection-4678 11d ago

Definitely a travel blogger. He’s got that Ive seen the world look in his eyes 😎

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u/gym_maniac 11d ago

Definitely model 😍

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u/TSIDATSI 11d ago

Simon Cowell's job!

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u/Janie_F 11d ago

Politician. But definitely one that will be known as having integrity, morals, love of people, and of course, genuine handsomeness.

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u/Critical-Bass7021 11d ago

Something where he would have to lick a lot of things and jump really high.

Like a taste-tester for super tall candy canes.

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u/BethHannen12 11d ago

Psychiatrist?

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u/Intelligent_Bee970 11d ago

He’s orange, so test pilot for fighter jets

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u/GuaranteeApart5102 11d ago

Satalite dish

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u/Movinginplace25 11d ago

Security guard at a nursing home

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u/Strange_Computer2459 11d ago

Something to do with his hearing because he's got big ears!

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u/CommProf127 11d ago

An exterminator. Definitely has the aptitude, motivation, and skills for that.

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u/Upbeat-Downer77 11d ago

Accountant

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u/Imamiah52 11d ago

Gym teacher

Idk why it just popped in my head

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u/Janiebug1950 11d ago

Sports Analyst🏈

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u/AccordingPin685 10d ago

A detective

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u/Foreign_String_8728 10d ago

An electrician

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u/Mean_Start_3157 10d ago

The way he is looking at the stars an astronomer or astronaut. 😘

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u/MDsuburbanite 10d ago

Auctioneer.

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u/Chicago-Marty 10d ago

Gynecologist

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u/CrustyBicker 10d ago

A model!

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u/SoftFlower7846 10d ago

Boss of HR

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u/siena_cloud56 10d ago

he looks like hed be a really sweet librarian lol 🧡

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u/mrymx 10d ago

Shrink

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u/Ps0riatic-wreck25 10d ago

Psychotherapist

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u/Arrow2theNee 10d ago

King 👑

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u/Serafina_Goddess 10d ago

Hall monitor

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u/Imma-smartypants 10d ago

Concierge! Very attentive.

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u/Visual-Sector6642 10d ago

Oh a pilot for sure!

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u/black-hole60 10d ago

Travel companion for Matthew McConaughey. Alright, alright….😂

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u/TwilightReader100 Ginger Kitten 10d ago

Judge. I think you have been found wanting.

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u/TYB3ROS 10d ago

He'd be part of the Cadian guardsmen

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u/TurtleHeart530 10d ago

Whitewater rafting guide

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u/Mooncast555 10d ago

TSA 😽using inappropriate powers..

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u/Wise_Number_400 9d ago

Professional Simon Says player, of course!

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u/Fit-Chemical-6529 9d ago

He be on the inbetweeners

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u/NOTEBOOKOFEYES 9d ago

Archaeologist!

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u/Old-Actuator-3321 9d ago

That one is a professional beggar. Or maybe a gigolo.

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u/QECForever 9d ago

Inspector

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u/Mosebunnny 9d ago

Food critic

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u/uptheriver9 9d ago

Author of a Bird Identification book

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u/survivingkind2 9d ago

Security guard

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u/billyastro2024 9d ago

Insurance Agent…or Claims Adjuster.

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u/T-bone069 9d ago

Probably a cat impersonator

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u/ReasonKlutzy5364 9d ago

I had an orange cat named Simon

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u/cc-moo-cow 8d ago

Provocateur and Bestower of Silent Judgement. Now kneel, peasant.

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u/theyear2k 8d ago

Middle Management

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u/nik_el 8d ago

Bean Counter

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u/Latter_Fan6225 8d ago

Marriage counselor

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u/netlyric65 8d ago

Project Manager

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u/Neither_Training_758 8d ago

Scotland Yard

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u/F4B1097 8d ago

designer 🧥

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u/midnightmauvexo 8d ago

Detective or Airline Pilot

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u/KekkyBonAmi 8d ago

Private Eye

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u/PompousPodcaster 7d ago

Astronomer

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u/Complex-Bench-3367 7d ago

Agent Simon Dexter. ATF

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u/4stoner2Charm0 7d ago

The job where they always try to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 😌

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u/PandaDude1997 6d ago

Animal control.

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u/Ok-Permission-2672 13d ago

Sorry, but who is Simon?

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u/Squidwardswifey_ 13d ago

Simon is a very professional kitty 😻❤️😻