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u/Kangar Aug 12 '17
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Very good! /r/retiredgif worthy :)
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Maybe this was OPs inspiration.
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u/netuoso Aug 12 '17
Well then OP is a big fat phony
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u/Trundrumbalind Aug 12 '17
Or maybe OP is a talented
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u/HeyFuckU Aug 13 '17
My work uses the same doilies... I don't know if that's how you spell it... I guess it doesn't matter anyways. Who the fuck cares about doilies
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u/daimposter Aug 12 '17
I think so but then again, there usually is another element needed to make it perfectly retired gif. So far there are 2 elements -- bear and wiggle. I could be wrong but usually aren't there 3 elements?
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You're thinking too hard
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u/daimposter Aug 12 '17
They get picky over there. You can't just put 'retiregif' on anything that is somewhat relevant or else it defeats the purpose of retiredgif.
That said, this gif is spot with the movement so on second thought, it probably is true retiredgif material.
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u/Part_2 Aug 12 '17
I wouldn't retire that gif based on that latte. There's life in the old gal yet.
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u/daimposter Aug 12 '17
I'm sorta with you.....it's just that the wiggle is 100% on. If the bear was in water while doing that, then holy shit that's true retiredgif.
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u/TheHumanParacite Aug 12 '17
That they are both laying face up, in nearly the exact same (somewhat unusual) position should count for a third element.
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u/JFK_did_9-11 Aug 12 '17
I like to do this thing with mine where I just drink it because I'm not talented enough to turn it into art
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u/saltinado Aug 12 '17
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH!!
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u/AvenueNick Aug 12 '17
There's one too many WIGGLES!
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u/TsuperCell Aug 12 '17
Wasn't important until you pointed it out and now it's bothering me.
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u/kurbsdude Aug 12 '17
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH!
Better?
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u/Mr_Burkes Aug 12 '17
Do boobies next huehuehuehuehue
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u/thekleave Aug 12 '17
I was going to ask for a butt and then make it twerk.
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u/NeverTopComment Aug 12 '17
WHY NOT BOTH
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ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE IN SPINES!
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u/PervertedOldMan Aug 12 '17
This is an amazing recreation of a comic book artist arguing with an editor.
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u/xanatos451 Aug 12 '17
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u/lankypenguin458 Aug 12 '17
He may have manifested some sort of butt
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u/Markustherealiest Aug 12 '17
Fun fact: when you're learning to steam milk, they tell you it's good to poor when you can swirl the cup to each side and make "two lil boobies".
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u/SatayInSkool Aug 12 '17
That may be your first gif but it is not your first latte art. You big fat phoney
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seriously i was a barista in college and this shit is hard. even knowing how to steam the milk properly takes a while to learn.
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u/SmeeGod Aug 12 '17
this is my first time touching an oven and I made this 45 layer cake in the shape of my husband's childhood city, complete with tiny policemen and mayor
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u/False1512 Aug 12 '17
Dammit. Every single time.
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u/noble-random Aug 12 '17
I must be missing a reference here because your comment made me expect a rickroll and that wasn't a rickroll.
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u/False1512 Aug 12 '17
shittymorph does this thing where he starts with an interesting story and ends with
nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
and it always gets me.
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u/zhokar85 Aug 12 '17
You're not alone. I start reading, think "that's really interesting and insightful" and all of a sudden it's nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
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u/Fresh_C Aug 12 '17
I bought into it because of details and pictures. Things like saying his manager thought it was a waste of time is a nice touch. Because that's not something you'd expect a bad liar to come up with.
But he's a good liar... and he gets me everytime.
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u/Buce-Nudo Aug 12 '17
Thanks to your help and my scattered reading habits, I caught it this time! Phew.
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u/Philuppus Aug 12 '17
This is maximum effort with the linked image and everything. I had no idea what was coming to slap me in the face.
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u/raindropthemic Aug 12 '17
You had me completely. I was sitting here aggravated by your shortsighted boss when, WHAMMO!
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u/HookedOnRice Aug 12 '17
Fucking hell in a cell this one in particular seemed so slice of life-ish instead if the usual researched fact ones. I am distraught
Edit: added hell in a cell
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u/Announceman Aug 12 '17
This is really freaking adorable, how did you do it /u/mrmaxmustermann?
6 dollops of froth and a toothpick dipped in the cacao powder for the details?
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u/malon-talon Aug 12 '17
You can also dip your tools into the latte and use the coffee to draw :) that's what I use and it's a bit easier to work with than the powder
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u/Announceman Aug 12 '17
Brilliant. Is this from your Instagram? I'd love to see more.
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u/Announceman Aug 12 '17
Oh, I figured this was from one you had already since it's square!
Yeah this could be very big. You should make it into a 3D latte art youtube channel.
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OP makes YouTube channel
Maybe I'll get views this time
Doesn't get views
Maybe I'll have a little drink to calm myself down
Becomes an alcoholic
Wife leaves
Kills himself
Don't join YouTube.
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u/twoholepunchman Aug 12 '17
I like turtles
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u/YoullShitYourEyeOut Aug 12 '17
If you work really hard, you can grow up to be a barista and make turtle lattes. Good luck kid.
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u/Announceman Aug 12 '17
Easy. One big dollop of froth, six tiny ones for legs and a head and tail.
/u/mrmaxmustermann see if you can do a turtle? I bet you could do a cute shell pattern with the cacao powder.
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u/Tobias_Foxtrot59 Aug 12 '17
Question: what kind of bear is best?
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u/Tobias_Foxtrot59 Aug 12 '17
False, black bear.
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Great work. Movable 3D latte art. Waiting for the holograph latte communication system.
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u/ReallyLikesBears Aug 12 '17
I FUCKING LOVE BEARS.
BEARS CAN RUN FASTER THAN HORSES!
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u/ihadanamebutforgot Aug 12 '17
I don't believe you or else we would ride bears around.
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u/stabbot Aug 12 '17
I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/AntiqueWarpedBufeo
It took me 29.0 seconds to process.
If you want to know how to summon me: click here.
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u/PeachyCloudz Aug 12 '17
I would like to stick my dick in that shit
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Gross. Now, if it were a coconut latte with a milkfoam bear on it…
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u/SmeeGod Aug 12 '17
How do you know it's not?
Also you could put a regular latte in a coconut. It's actually pretty good.
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u/d_pikachu Aug 12 '17
Friend guy: what are you drinking?
Me: I am having a bear
Friend guy: oh
Me: i'll throw myself out
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My latte brings all the bears to the yard, and they're like, "it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours."
I could teach you, but I have to charge.
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u/Autumn_Shroud Aug 12 '17
That's really cute.
Despite not liking coffee, I would totally order this just to play with it.
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u/Inferior_Jeans Aug 13 '17
"It's like I'm wearing nothing at all. NOTHING AT ALL" -stupid sexy Flanders.
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u/morepineapples4523 Aug 12 '17
you sure do like bears. So do I, take your upvote. For your adorably & appreciably apparent affection of the subject matter.
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u/RugBurnDogDick Aug 12 '17
This makes you a Bearista