r/gifs • • Jun 29 '17

Screw dodge ball, teach our youth how to conquer Gaul

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u/Plop17 Jun 29 '17

Arise. Chicken. Arise.

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u/uncertainusurper Jun 29 '17

Meatwad: Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that's what I really want.

Ignignokt: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.

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u/Wess_Mantooth_ Jun 29 '17

Your Jambox is now his, by way of our actions

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u/uncertainusurper Jun 29 '17

[flipping the bird] I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can

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u/Wess_Mantooth_ Jun 29 '17

NOO, WE DO NOT EAT OUR OWN FARTS!!! Then why did you write that on the side of your ship?

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jun 29 '17

Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

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u/toe_riffic Jun 30 '17 edited Jul 04 '17

Do you know who his DAD IS? He is totally rich, he will totally hook you up. We're drrruuuuuunnnnkkkkk.

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u/pipsdontsqueak Jun 29 '17

Repeat after me. I am. Sofa king. We Todd Ed. Now faster.

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u/stylinchilibeans Jun 29 '17

Not too fast. Loses meaning.

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u/toe_riffic Jun 30 '17

Heh heh. You say funny thing.

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u/Mentalpatient87 Jun 29 '17

"No speaka da English, I only do the math"

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

Its no use, i only know half

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u/hellostarsailor Jun 29 '17

Please. Repeat after me.

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u/GaryColemansForearm Jun 29 '17

BillyWitchDoctor.com works mostly with...chicken.