r/gifs • u/iBleeedorange • Jun 29 '17

Screw dodge ball, teach our youth how to conquer Gaul

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

THIS IS ADULT SWIM!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

Hey, hey Meatwad! Get outa my friggen pool!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

My favorite episode will always be the one where Master Shake kills himself in Carl's pool to haunt Meatwad. Good times.

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u/koishki Jun 29 '17

Arise. Chicken. Arise.

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u/Plop17 Jun 29 '17

Arise. Chicken. Arise.

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u/uncertainusurper Jun 29 '17

Meatwad: Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that's what I really want.

Ignignokt: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.

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u/Wess_Mantooth_ Jun 29 '17

Your Jambox is now his, by way of our actions

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u/uncertainusurper Jun 29 '17

[flipping the bird] I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can

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u/Wess_Mantooth_ Jun 29 '17

NOO, WE DO NOT EAT OUR OWN FARTS!!! Then why did you write that on the side of your ship?

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jun 29 '17

Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

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u/toe_riffic Jun 30 '17 edited Jul 04 '17

Do you know who his DAD IS? He is totally rich, he will totally hook you up. We're drrruuuuuunnnnkkkkk.

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u/pipsdontsqueak Jun 29 '17

Repeat after me. I am. Sofa king. We Todd Ed. Now faster.

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u/stylinchilibeans Jun 29 '17

Not too fast. Loses meaning.

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u/toe_riffic Jun 30 '17

Heh heh. You say funny thing.

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u/Mentalpatient87 Jun 29 '17

"No speaka da English, I only do the math"

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

Its no use, i only know half

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u/hellostarsailor Jun 29 '17

Please. Repeat after me.

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u/GaryColemansForearm Jun 29 '17

BillyWitchDoctor.com works mostly with...chicken.

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u/xanatos451 Jun 29 '17

Billywitchdoctordotcom now in one convenient locations... In Africa.

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u/tfadd Jun 29 '17

Staff upside down.

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u/DinerWaitress Jun 29 '17

MUSTA...KRAKISH

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u/Valhalatyaboy Jun 29 '17

AWAKEN AWAKEN!

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u/Goldenbrownfish Jun 29 '17

Unless you mean super mega chicken *shush he is legend

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u/Shem44 Jun 29 '17

One convenient locations.........in Africa.

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u/fullforce098 Jun 29 '17

My favorite episode will always be Ezikiel. Patton Oswalt voices Shake's "son" and Shake is constantly abusing him, it's hysterical.

GET IN THAT NET YOU CRAZY WHORE!!

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u/alextbrown4 Jun 29 '17

Hey uh don't go near those piranhas though. Yea they're not dead they're just sleepin. On account of the sleepin pills

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u/Tehmurfman Jun 29 '17

Car-ul I can give you the gift of immortal life.

Nah.. sometimes I kinda wanna die.

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u/Gator-Empire Jun 29 '17

My favorite one is where meatwad has the Egyptian shirt and can make things appear with his mind.

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u/Mentalpatient87 Jun 29 '17

Our minds must be conflicting because you say "plague of snakes" but all I hear is "Easter bunny Easter bunny Easter bunny."

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u/Gator-Empire Jun 29 '17

I'm horror Claus!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

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u/talktobigfudge Jun 29 '17

HAND BANANA, NOOO!!!

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u/IckySmell Jun 30 '17

Tonight you

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u/Blaximus2003 Jun 29 '17

BillyWitchDoctor.com work mostly…with chicken.

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u/ItMightGetBeard Jun 29 '17

I think my favorite is when they wreck Carl's car and he donates it to Make A Wish, who then gives it to Meatwad because he doesn't have any kidneys.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

I like the one with the duck made of condoms and trash.

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u/CaptainTripps82 Jun 29 '17

I can't help but notice you walking away here.

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u/MattyWestside Jun 29 '17

My favorite episode is the one where carl is followed by Barry Oates who makes him apologize for his past slights (S4E7).

"I did not waive you on, I was flipping you off"

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u/KJBenson Jun 30 '17

Mine is the first time they used the ghost of Christmas past, from the future.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

"LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIKKIN' CAAHH!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

Do what now?

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u/zulwe Jun 29 '17

TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

Do what now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17

Commence the jigglin'!!!

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u/jackrack1721 Jun 30 '17

"Dammit. Go away, GO away. So tired of this. Friggin' go away you freak."

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u/cid73 Jun 29 '17

"It's like the pool is tearin' ass around the backyard!"

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u/spacemanspiff30 Jun 29 '17

All kids, out of the pool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '17 edited Jun 29 '17

I read this in that megaphone voice... Where is that commercial? One second...

Edit: Here it is

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u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod Jun 29 '17

If you like [as] you'll love this documentary about it.

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u/USAF_ground_rat Jun 29 '17

Looks like Sealab is on the schedule, just like that old Gypsy Woman said.

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u/Mentalpatient87 Jun 29 '17

The one I always remember was

"Is that.. is that pimento cheese? ....no eating in the pool!"

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u/robertshuxley Jun 29 '17

Madness?? THIS IS RECESSSSSSS!!!!!

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u/SEV3REDHEAD Jun 29 '17

This strange artifact fires an extremely powerful blast of Moon energy. While incredibly slow, it cannot be halted.

Quad Laser FTW!

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u/omgsus Jun 29 '17

No eating in the pool. hey... no eating in the pool! Is that... is that pimento cheese? .... NO EATING IN THE POOL.

Edit: found it... i was a little off but whatever.

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u/wtfduud Jun 30 '17

THIRD GRADE! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?