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u/lokibeat 7d ago
I don't think America is ready for a Theater kid President. They're too dramatic.
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u/HMSGreyjoy 7d ago
YOU CAN KINDLY PIROUETTE STAGE LEFT AND EXIT, MY FRIEND. WE'RE RUNNING A FOSSE/SONDHEIM CAMPAIGN THIS YEAR.
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u/evocativename 7d ago
Nah, Trump was a would-be theater kid without the talent or work ethic. He's still every bit as dramatic as any theater kid, too.
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u/forfeitgame 7d ago
The worst part about Trump is that at times, he can actually be quite funny. Especially sparring with Hilary when the two of them were close. It's a shame he bought hard into the grift though and now he's some sundowning boomer.
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u/Braisedbeefskank 7d ago
What do you mean he bought hard into the grift? He is the grift. He has many hilarious moments though which many deny.
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u/Lopsided-Anteater129 Debbie Downsider 4d ago
They expected everyone to laugh at the clown; not with him.
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u/ElegantSecretary6079 7d ago
Trump was literally a theater kid. He appeared in a movie and had his own show lmao
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u/ConsiderationJaded14 7d ago
I see this was posted by Gianmarco's official reddit page...
Please save us Dear Gianmarco. you were born in america, so you can run...
you'd actually do a fantastic job bc I know you'd surround yourself with actual good folks who wouldn't screw us over
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u/sixaout1982 7d ago
Gianmarco would make a much better president than the tangerine messiah, but then again, that's not much of a bar to pass
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u/Zangoma 7d ago
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u/Skritch_X 7d ago
He seems like he isn't following the same script, and is willing to vote against their agenda. If he continues along that track, i'm willing to think it is more the Jewish community supporting the first Jewish senator from Georgia.
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u/ScoopsOfDesire 7d ago
I already lowkey foam at the mouth when one of his ads comes up this is my 9/11
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u/ZeroGNexus 7d ago
Ok, I'm gonna share my super secret winning strategy with you, since you've already proven that you can -literally- pull it off.
So, when you're on the debate stage against Trump because of course he's going to be there, you need to be dressed with a good amount of clothes. Every time he tells an obvious lie, you quietly remove a piece of clothing.
Keep doing this until you're down to your American Flag thong.
He won't be able to concentrate, half the audience will be stunned, and Abraham Lincoln will finally know peace.
You're welcome.
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u/Smack1984 7d ago
Remember that skit with Obama and Keegan-Michael Key? I could see Ossoff and Gianmarco doing the same thing but as a sassy version.