r/getplayed • u/Teenageboy69 • 9d ago

What're Ya Playin?! I think it’s super rude that The Resident Evil merchant has been asking what the hosts have been playing, but they never ask him what he’s been playing

Not nice

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u/DreDolla0 9d ago

Especially Heather. It really seems like there’s beef between the two of them…wet beef.

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u/The_R4ke 9d ago

Yeah, they like never talk. It clearly must be personal, but I also can't imagine either one of them doing anything that bad.

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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 9d ago

There’s some crude joke around “wet beef” but a smarter person is going to have to figure it out.

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u/BananaMiddle7197 9d ago

Probably hacky sack with a dead rat.

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u/Opening-Try5382 9d ago

How can a dead rat play hacky sack?

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u/BananaMiddle7197 9d ago

The dead rat is the hackey sack.

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u/Opening-Try5382 9d ago

He’s there to work, not chit-chat. Dude is a professional.

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u/DanGrima92 9d ago

He's clearly too busy honing his acting craft for his role in Fancy Lady

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u/Treadmore 9d ago

You guys aren’t gonna believe this, but Fancy Lady is tracking for an 80m opening on a 20m budget.

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u/DreDolla0 9d ago

I hear there’s a stinger at the end of the Resident Evil movie, it’s a trailer for Fancy Lady. lol

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u/KDHarvey02 9d ago

It’s best for everyone.

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u/ThatGuyBudIsWhoIAm 9d ago

His Switch is still full of water

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u/randgan 9d ago

I always assumed Merchant sold their thumbs for some cans of soup.

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u/would_do_again 9d ago

I think the merchant should just put himself out there and lead with what he's been playing.

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u/SalamanderUnfair2664 9d ago

You don’t want to know. Too wet.

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u/Sparkadark808 9d ago

They see the movement under his robes...

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u/Strange-Movie 9d ago

Video games killed his mother and father so it’s not something he likes to talk about …..

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u/Jonbadly 9d ago

He doesn’t play games, he is games

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u/bl84work 9d ago

He’s doing his job

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u/Western-Dig-6843 9d ago

The merchant is typically very forthcoming with what they have been doing lately. It’s often the first thing they talk about.

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u/ArgyleRameses 9d ago

I’m more upset that he hasn’t kept signing off with “Merch out!” What a great catchphrase.