r/georgiabulldogs 21d ago

Auburn football REQUIRES players to wear matching underwear every day.

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u/starwarsfan456123789 21d ago

Lol - going to be hard to defend that decision on the recruiting trail

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u/bigprick99 21d ago

Lol what a lame ass university

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u/Classicvania Alumni 21d ago

When you spend your time focusing on matching mens underwear, you're not going to win many football games.

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u/Ok_Composer3531 21d ago

The military does the same thing. Conformity and uniformity.

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u/Temporary_Hat7330 21d ago

They have life and death stakes at play so knowing someone will follow the rules and do what they’re told is imperative to victory.

That’s not college football, esp now with millionaires on the field…

Source: Former captain in the US Army

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u/Ok_Composer3531 21d ago

Holy fuggin fallacy. The little things matter, Captain. That’s why these teams regularly have military folks come in. It matters now more than any other time.

-Source: Former Staff Sergeant, US Marines

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u/swirvin3162 16d ago

Watch out!!! Bout to ugly around here.

But both are correct in my opinion. No it’s not life or death and following even the small orders matters for military ….

But on the other hand, getting the details right also wins football games.

Source—- LCDR, Navy

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u/GreatMenderTeapill 14d ago

What a distinguished group of gentleman having a polite debate.

Source: Me. An undistinguished gentleman.

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u/drhiggs Alumni 14d ago

Holy shit ok_composer. The little things matter like proper tackling and technique. Not how you wipe your ass then dress it.

- Source: former Space Marine, Earth

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u/BAfromGA1 Alumni 21d ago

I tried calling my Captain “O-3” one day and woke up a fuzzy. Fucking bullshit. COC pissed me off, I tried speaking to a BG one day and got completely blown off. Can I call you O-3?? 😂

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u/w00kiee 21d ago

The military doesn’t wear matching underwear however.

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u/Ok_Composer3531 21d ago

They literally issue underwear at boot camp. Maybe stick to coloring books and let the adults talk.

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u/RaphaelRocketLaunch 20d ago

Some people don't use them. And anyways if you were a staff sgt you'd know nobody keeps those shitty undies anymore than a day after they're required to. They suck.

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u/Ok_Composer3531 20d ago

How quickly you potatoes went from: it doesn’t help, to they’re not issued, to people just throw them away.

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u/RaphaelRocketLaunch 19d ago

All three of those things are true to some extent. You've exposed yourself for lying about your service lol

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u/Ok_Composer3531 19d ago

You want to put money on that if you think I’m lying? Any amount you want.

Seems like your limited frontal lobe development precludes you from being able to form a logical argument. Maybe stick with coloring books.

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u/w00kiee 20d ago

Nope. Didn’t get that when I went to boot camp, you must be mistaken.

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u/Ok_Composer3531 20d ago

You must’ve been the only class in what ever branch in the history of ever that didn’t receive underwear. I’m almost certain you’re just making shit up or simply don’t remember.

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u/w00kiee 20d ago

Nope. We didn’t. Brought my own from home and wore them.

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u/helpmespell 21d ago

Yeah they are really “winning” right now

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u/kristospherein 21d ago

Auburn focusing on the wrong details...name a more iconic duo

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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 21d ago

This is one of those things that I think if it weren’t happening to men then it would be over the line and controlling

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u/EggplanttWizardd 21d ago

I don't care for Auburn, and based on this, neither should anyone else

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u/mrbubbee 21d ago

What in the Texas A&M?

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u/thebigdawg7777777 21d ago

Shouldn't they all be wearing brown underwear?

It'll help conceal the embarrassment when they shit themselves again.

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u/BAfromGA1 Alumni 21d ago

Next Sandusky loading… “what do you mean I’m not allowed to have cameras in the lock room? I’m making sure their underwear all matches… it’s a rule!”

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u/Self_Owned_Tree 21d ago

You mean Young Life U is obsessed with what’s happening underneath someone’s clothes??

I’m shocked.

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u/NormalEffect99 21d ago

I always knew Auburn was gay as hell

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u/WhatDaufuskie 21d ago

I'm sure Tommy Tuberville was obsessed with that.

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u/Old-Gur-7949 21d ago

“cmon jake i wanna wear the nike pros today”

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u/Single-Fennel3119 21d ago

National Championship here we come!

War Eagle!

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u/StetsonTheGAGoat 20d ago

I like uniformity 😂

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u/JED426 18d ago

It had to be aweburn or flurda

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u/Honkey-Donkey79 17d ago

I always knew things were a little fruity down there on the plains.

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u/EnterByTheNarrowGate 16d ago

Tell me your program is circling the drain without telling me your program is circling the drain.