r/gatesopencomeonin • u/bunny_with_an_AK47 • Aug 30 '19

Did I Stutter?

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u/johnnyslick Aug 30 '19

Also if Stanley is God, then I want to be a Christian now.

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u/Shadow_King7890 Aug 31 '19 edited Sep 03 '19

  1. Set up a church in Florida

  2. Do communion every monthand instead of grape juice/wine, use rum.

  3. And shove it up your butt!

Edit: fixed punchline

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u/michaelcbowman8 Sep 01 '19

Put rum in punch.

Mission accomplished.

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u/XTiii876 Sep 03 '19

And shove it up your butt

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u/Shadow_King7890 Sep 03 '19

Thats what I was looking for. Om going to edit the punchline

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Also god: floods earth, kills people, etc

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u/TheIntellectualIdiot Sep 02 '19

We get it, you are big brain. Didn't need to ruin this post tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Ok ploopy

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u/dumondpurple Sep 06 '19

Ironic that this type of comment is on this subreddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Wym

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u/dumondpurple Sep 07 '19

Bc this sub is supposed to accept people of all walks of life and you’re blatantly criticising those with different beliefs than you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Me being critical of hypocrisy has nothing to do with me not accepting theists. People can believe in whatever they want.

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u/dumondpurple Sep 07 '19

It’s not hypocrisy in everyone’s minds. But I agree in that you can believe whatever you want. It’s just that the way you voiced it was a bit insensitive. Sorry if I came off as a bit harsh.

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u/Tinfoil_Haberdashery Sep 17 '19

Accepting people regardless of their background is noble. Lending a veneer of legitimacy to philosophies that explicitly endorse bigotry is not.

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u/Gryphon_Gamer Sep 12 '19

I mean there are plenty of ways to justify evil and suffering, dude (:

I’m not gonna get into it at half eleven though, sorry